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Dave wrote:

Jabberwonky wrote:

MarkN wrote:Ask the great old one Cthulhu when he wakes up next.

Yeah...
If he's the sales rep, I'll just check Amazon.

I don't think I want to know what his commission on sales is...

Something like this?
(but in a deeper voice...)

Rock on.



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And now I'm going to have to find another image host since Imageshack is going to a subscription model. Only 13 of 30 days left on my account before I lose the ability to upload stuff for free.

shadowinthelight wrote:Rock on.
EDIT: Rockin' Rescript

shadowinthelight wrote:And now I'm going to have to find another image host since Imageshack is going to a subscription model. Only 13 of 30 days left on my account before I lose the ability to upload stuff for free.

INTERCOURSE!

I'll admit - I caved. I've got too many images on that site.

Pizzathulu! The lunch that has no name! My son called it that after a bit of tweaking to it. They are made from Little Caesar's pizza kits he was selling for a fundraiser, with some on hand ingredients(Chicken cheddar, and Cheddar Asiago, and a Honeycrisp apple). Our in-joke comes courtesy of a bad pun within the Mysteries, Incorporated cartoon series, and on this snowy bitterly cold day, we stayed warm and made Scooby-Doo jokes all day long.

jwhouk wrote:I'll admit - I caved. I've got too many images on that site.

I have a web-hosting account that i put images up online if i want so share them.

DinkyInky wrote:Pizzathulu! The lunch that has no name!

Here's a meal which does have a name... the sort of name which is used to frighten small children who are being naughty. "Behave, or you'll go straight to bed without any supper except for fish boil!"

Dave wrote:

DinkyInky wrote:Pizzathulu! The lunch that has no name!

Here's a meal which does have a name... the sort of name which is used to frighten small children who are being naughty. "Behave, or you'll go straight to bed without any supper except for fish boil!"

My son likes fish(and quotes Red Dwarf every time he wants some), so that would not scare him.

DinkyInky wrote:My son likes fish(and quotes Red Dwarf every time he wants some), so that would not scare him.

"Why would a haddock kill himself?"

So, what seafood restaurant in your area specializes in suicidal haddocks?

I want a picture of Tina driving her VW... over the 100,000 mile mark.

Dave wrote:

DinkyInky wrote:My son likes fish(and quotes Red Dwarf every time he wants some), so that would not scare him.

"Why would a haddock kill himself?"

So, what seafood restaurant in your area specializes in suicidal haddocks?

He said given a choice, he'd prefer Battered Cod(as opposed to being caught the normal way), Steelhead(they're only popular in football(rugby) season) or Salmon(not to be confused with that Grundy guy)...for the halibut(his joke). ...And now for something completely different.
*deposits a top of the line fishing rod reel and tackle box, and a gaudy fishing outfit)*

He's currently tried Skate, Belt(both common in Korean cooking), Catfish, Perch, Tilapia, Swai, Ahi Tuna, Asahi Tuna, Salmon, Steelhead, Cod, Bluegill(that I caught, cleaned and prepared, but he glosses over that part), and a few others that have names that escaped me. We have in general a Friday fish dish, unless I get that jingle sung to me earlier in the week. My favourite is to take Salmon filets, freeze them slightly, then place in foil sheets(I get the bulk box of them because they are precut), rub Garlic and Saffron on them(about a nice pinch per filet rubbed in your palm to "powder" it), drizzle Key Lime and Lemon juice over them, and top with freshly milled pepper. I have a toaster oven just the perfect size, so I bake them at 425 for 30-45 minutes depending on size of fillet. Served with Saffron Rice(I use this rice), and put in a pinch of Saffron. I also prepare seaweed sheets(often found in grocers section listed as Laver), by coating them with sesame oil and a light pinch of salt, then lightly toasting them over an open flame. It's a light, healthy, filling dish, and it has become my son's favourite meal.

All this talk about fish... Watch this and have your laugh for the month!!!



Don't worry, charge Kip for all the puns!!!

DilyV wrote:All this talk about fish... Watch this and have your laugh for the month!!!



Don't worry, charge Kip for all the puns!!!

ROFLMAO

This took way too much effort for a cheap joke.



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You even made her suit purple, you brilliant person.

shadowinthelight I'm sorry it was a lot of effort, but it was INCREDIBLE! Thanks for the laugh!

shadowinthelight wrote:This took way too much effort for a cheap joke.

EDITED: Bud Smash!
edited to fix a coloring error

LOL! Brilliant!! Thank you for following through on all of the effort, shadowinthelight! I needed that. *HUGS!*

HuLk lIke prETty colorS. HUlk noT SMash tIny SHadoW man.

It's just fortunate that her entire suit is made out of that magical trouser material.

Catawampus wrote:It's just fortunate that her entire suit is made out of that magical trouser material.

Yes, fortunate. Because none of us would ever want to see Bud have a wardrobe malfunction...