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I wonder how I would fit in there...

And, of course, the head of SPECTRE turns out to be....

Tina Rosario Aldaco Guzman.

jwhouk wrote:And, of course, the head of SPECTRE turns out to be....

Tina Rosario Aldaco Guzman.

But NOT our Tina 2.1 (or whatever number we're on now).

GlytchMeister wrote:

jwhouk wrote:And, of course, the head of SPECTRE turns out to be....

Tina Rosario Aldaco Guzman.

But NOT our Tina 2.1 (or whatever number we're on now).

NO! MAMA DEAREST GOTLIEB!!!

So... which Bond film should we parody with the cast?

Tina = Bond Girl.

We don't have enough villians

jwhouk wrote:So... which Bond film should we parody with the cast?

No question: Casino Royale (the original, not the 2006 version). It's already got its tongue firmly in its cheek.

The qualities of a good spy are discussed starting at around 3:10 - 3:45 in the film. I wonder which of the cast could play Debussy and might have sojourned in Tibet?

We have to get Miss Julie involved!

I can be a villain.
My evil laugh is quite good.

Speak of the devil and she will appear.

I agree that Casino Royale is easy to spoof because it already is one...And I do love me some Peter Sellers...but I'm a hardcore Goldfinger fan. That film is as easy if not easier to spoof ("Ejector seat? You're joking!")...or You Only Live Twice (for the volcano lair if nothing else)...

The best thing would be to take a few out of the various Bond films - just so everyone KNOWS what you're doing - and go from there.

I'm not 100% sure Brandi would be the ideal surrogate Bond, though. It'd seem too blaxsploitation-like.

jwhouk wrote:The best thing would be to take a few out of the various Bond films - just so everyone KNOWS what you're doing - and go from there.

I'm not 100% sure Brandi would be the ideal surrogate Bond, though. It'd seem too blaxsploitation-like.

She's also a tad too brilliant. Bond is canny, but usually the super-geniuses are on the bad guy's side or working in Q branch.

"Budur. Acacia Budur."

jwhouk wrote:"Budur. Acacia Budur."

Could be. Bond was portrayed as having the metabolism of a golem.

I would script it to parody several Bond films, the Man from Uncle, Get Smart (how do you parody a parody?), Young Frankenstein, any number of Sherlock Holmes references... hell, I would throw in 'Who's on first' and/or 'Casey at the bat' without too much effort...izard of Oz... (Mama Gotlieb riding a 'Mad Max' moped to the tune used as the witch's/knarley old biddy's theme!)-

Anybody ever see 'Top Secret?" THAT's what I'm talking about

Sgt. Howard wrote:Anybody ever see 'Top Secret?" THAT's what I'm talking about

"It took our doctors over two hours, just to get the smile off of his face."

Now, see? I'd like to take it in a whole other direction; dark, serious, Homage- yes, but not parody.

Here's a whole 'nother thought.

Tina in 'Ghost in the Shell'.

edit- Here is a link to a (big) picture of the Major; http://media.animevice.com/uploads/1/12 ... sanagi.jpg in a very 'Tina home alone' type feeling...

jwhouk wrote:"Budur. Acacia Budur."

Yes...I like that idea much better than Brandi Bond.

Julie wrote:Yes...I like that idea much better than Brandi Bond.

Sounds like a brand of glue.