Bad Jokes II
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A rerun, perhaps, but apropos to the current musical theme...
Q. What's an example of perfect pitch?
A. When the dulcimer lands on the bag pipes you threw in the dumpster yesterday.
Q. What's an example of perfect pitch?
A. When the dulcimer lands on the bag pipes you threw in the dumpster yesterday.
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What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?
No one minds when you jump up and down on a bagpipe.
No one minds when you jump up and down on a bagpipe.
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Glass coffins are now available, but their popularity remains to be seen.
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
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Why do they call it a hammered dulcimer?
It's the only way to be sure.
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
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So this guy is walking downtown past a deli window and sees a sign: "Any type of sandwich - we got it!"
Well, not one to miss out on a challenge, he goes into the deli and orders an elephant ear sandwich.
"Ah -- one moment!" says the counter guy, who runs back to the office.
"Boss, boss -- some guy just ordered an elephant ear sandwich!"
The boss says, "Yeah, so? We just got a fresh batch this morning."
"But boss... we're out of those big buns!"
Well they figured it out and the guy got his sandwich. Late the next evening, he decides to hit up the deli one more time. He orders a whale sandwich.
"Boss, boss -- that guy from yesterday just ordered a whale sandwich!"
"We got three. So what's the problem?"
"It's almost closing and I'd have to start on a whole new whale!"
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I recently ran across an interesting book in my library's history section... an autobiography written by an English sea captain who later turned to piracy. It's "The Journal of a Privateer", by Mark Andre Preisal.
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Was it written as a series of letters?
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It'll have to come out!
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
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Who's gonna perform a labotomy?
There is no such thing as a science experiment gone wrong.
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We'll just wash It and put it back in...
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I'll make a quick trip to the Crosstime Cafe for some cleaning supplies...
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Does it puts the lotion on it's skin?Warrl wrote: ↑Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:59 pmI'll make a quick trip to the [url=https://www.crosstimecafe.com/index.php]Crosstime Cafe[/u] for some cleaning supplies...
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He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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As poetry goes, it seems a trifle formulaic to me.
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Hey Glytch, you've occasionally referred to a car as the Frankenstratus...
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It's a hearse for midgets.
There is no such thing as a science experiment gone wrong.
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Anyone for haiku, a la Euler's identity?
eiπ + 1 = 0
Imaginary pi
taken to the antilog
plus one becomes naught
eiπ + 1 = 0
Imaginary pi
taken to the antilog
plus one becomes naught
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That’s not a FrankenCar, that’s a redneck abomination!
Also, I’m just waiting for Sarge to see my Limerick...
Also, I’m just waiting for Sarge to see my Limerick...
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!