Video Game Name Generator

[Fairportfan]

Here it is.

Here are some results:

Raging Unicorn of Love

Phoenix Wright: Spelunking of the Third Reich

Galactic STD of the Dead

No One Can Stop the Square Dancing Oppression

Psychedelic Lawnmower on the High Seas

Kinky Android Paintbrawl

Christian Lowrider Over Normandy

True Crime: Ballet Shootout

Transvestite Cannibal Warfare

Duke Nukem: Chef - Hot Pursuit

[Jabberwonky]

'Raging Unicorn of Love' has possibilities. But not as a video game...

[Fairportfan]

'Raging Unicorn of Love' has possibilities. But not as a video game...

You're on your own.

[MerchManDan]

Deranged Deer Hunter Fight Club (so, who's deranged - the deer, the hunter or the entire club?)

Scandinavian Chase Syndicate (this actually sounds kind of cool)

Sleepy Jetski Jihad (.....)

Blazing Mummy School (steep learning curve, I guess)

Enormous Sunshine Planet (I'm sure at least one Super Mario game had that for a level)

Rock 'n' Roll Quantum of Might and Magic (NOW you're speaking my language!!)

[lake_wrangler]

Black Ballet Agent (gracious ballet dancers by evening, black ops by night...)

We Love Rabbit Madness (All other madnesses need not apply)

Ye Olde Conga Domination

Presidential Badminton Paratroopers (They've never lost a birdie during descent...)

3D Thief Machine (A machine that creates 3-dimensional thieves, or a machine that creates thieves who steal the three dimensions?)

Musical Car Disaster (I once almost sat on a kid, during musical chair... I don't even want to know how badly things could end up during musical car...)

Relentless Cyborg Pinball (A pinball game for relentless cyborgs, or a relentless cyborg used as a pinball?)

Bizarre Driving on the High Seas (Stinky was at the wheel...)

Chillin' Amish - The Lost Levels

Kosher Shadow Shack (Tsillah's favorite game)

Unpleasant Trailer Park Anarchy (Unpleasant anarchy that takes place in a trailer park, or plain old regular anarchy that takes place in an unpleasant trailer park?)

Robot Soccer Interceptor

Maximum Godzilla Derby

Islamic Elevator Kid

My Very Own Car on Wheels (As opposed to my very own car on cement blocks...)

Spectacular Princess Explorer (I'm not even touching that one!)

Queen of the Thunder Force (A new title for Monica?)

[Jabberwonky]

'Raging Unicorn of Love' has possibilities. But not as a video game...

You're on your own.

Actually I envisioned the cover of a lurid romance novel...
A healthy lass in period costume with her left hand holding the head of a white unicorn that's nuzzling her neck whilst, and at the same time, a man in menacing black armor is in the mid background over her right shoulder and a gothic castle in the far background. Elegant script title over the lot.

Or a pair of mens novelty undergarments. I'll let your imagination make the joke there.

[shadowinthelight]

'Raging Unicorn of Love' has possibilities. But not as a video game...

What about Spike and Rarity?...

[Jabberwonky]

'Raging Unicorn of Love' has possibilities. But not as a video game...

What about Spike and Rarity?...

There's a fanfic I could do without...

[Jabberwonky]

In spite of my initial reluctance...

[Julie]

Presidential Kung-fu Encounter...the sad thing is I know people who would buy that game. But this one...
Interactive Spider of the Third Reich Not sure I know many people who'd buy that one.

[Fairportfan]

Presidential Kung-fu Encounter...the sad thing is I know people who would buy that game. But this one...
Interactive Spider of the Third Reich Not sure I know many people who'd buy that one.

I know i do.

[Jabberwonky]

A lot of these have potential, IMHO, and I was trying to do a thing with "Maximum Godzilla Derby" but it is proving to be way too much of a project for the joke so I'll give the text version of what I saw when I read it.

Imagine this as one of those 'commercials' that run in a small window next to the main body of a website...)

Sepia tone – scratches and dust in frame
Head level shot looking down a city street that cuts in the near distance with a rise in the road.
Over the rooftops a column of smoke is evidence of a large fire in the middle distance. The smoke makes the lens flare from the sun stutter. The sidewalks are crowded but not packed all the people moving with purpose towards and past the camera.
A small panel truck, a 50s minivan, with speakers on the roof nears and passes. The voice from the speakers is talking in Japanese.
“Please move in an orderly fashion to the okani train station. Carry only essential items. Please move in an orderly fashion…” is subtitled across the bottom.
The sound of two racing engines going high-rev drowns out the loudspeaker. The sepia tone and scratches fade quickly to color as two modern street racers crest the rise and catch some air. The cars go slow-motion while they are in the air. time speeds back up as they hit the ground with the bark of tires.
The cars are realistic but with slightly ‘cartoony’ proportions.
The camera follows the two cars as they pass and, tires screeching, drift left through an intersection and out of sight behind a building.
A shadow covers everything and the crowd turns to look past the camera and up. The crowd starts to panic and run.
The camera whips back to its original facing and we get a brief glimpse of a huge silhouette before a beam of intense white, tinged with blue at the edges, hit the ground causing explosions and fire. The beam quickly runs across the cityscape towards the camera and the screen goes white.
The screen goes black and the kanji for ‘gojira’ appears in white. the kanji grows as if it were moving slowly towards the screen and fades out to reveal the big G staring out at the viewer.
A metallic ‘hit’ and the word ‘Maximum’ appears.
A metallic ‘hit’ and the kanji cutout changes to ‘Godzilla’
A metallic ‘Hit’ and the word ‘derby’ appears.
Racing noise of engines and tires.
Godzilla roar.
‘Coming soon to
X-Box
PS3
Timex-Sinclair’

I'm also working on treatments of:
Transvestite Cannibal Warfare (there's not enough coverage of the good side of cannibalism, if you ask me)
Christian Lowriders over Normandy (alternate history flying car combat)
No One Can Stop the Square Dancing Oppression (a 'Parappa the Rapper' style game where you have to hit symbols in rhythm to get your troops to fight)
Musical Car Disaster (a demolition derby game where you get extra points for hitting color coded cars to make a tune)

Updates as they occur...