Do The Trick 2017-01-08

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Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
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Water, water everywhere
And not a drop to drink

So, it ain't drinking water, so, ya know...
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Or she could just find bush that needs watering.
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Niagara Falls?
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You got those two lines crossed, dear.

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Realistically, the first thing you do in a setup like that is establish the latrine . . . the second thing is to make everybody use it.

Otherwise you're going to wind up with severe sanitation problems.

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Yes, get in touch with your inner self, Tina! Bladder, kidneys, bowels...
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Somewhere, Maslow is laughing...
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They never teach the first thing to relax when attempting deep meditation is your bladder muscles.
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FreeFlier wrote:Realistically, the first thing you do in a setup like that is establish the latrine . . . the second thing is to make everybody use it.

Otherwise you're going to wind up with severe sanitation problems.
Heh. True story follows (at least, I believe it to be true... I know some of the people involved and it rings true).

Some years ago, a group went for a week-long trip into the mountains, accompanying an elderly Native American shaman to his family ceremonial site (he was quite a character, rather a trickster and, by his own words, a scoundrel). One of his assistants, "JB", had gone up the trail a few days in advance to prepare the site. Among other things, he'd done a proper job of digging several latrine holes at a proper distance from the camp.

After the group arrived, they set up camp, prepared and lit the ceremonial fire, and circled up, waiting eagerly to hear what the elder would say.

"Well," he said, "We're here. We owe thanks to JB, who came up here and got everything ready for us. He even dug the latrines... and that's important, you know, because we've got about fifteen a**holes up here."

Let's just say that the ice was broken ;)
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