Girlie Girlfriend 2016-06-06

[AnotherFairportfan]

Christ people you jump right to the cannibalism jokes, it's her boyfriend!

So?
If she eats all but the head he'll be right as rain in no time.
It might sour the relationship though.

Considering that the reason he doesn't remember his true idebtity is that he was shot in the head, even that may not be necessary.

[chicgeek]

That makes me wonder...Shelly knows that he's the brother of Prometheus, but I don't think Justin himself has ever been told. What happens if someone else tells him, or he somehow remembers? Will he be pissed at those who kept it from him, especially Shelly?

[Vitrbjorn]

One trip to the beach coming right up. It is wise not to disappoint someone who is half a team that could fight the worlds military and win. She does tend to consume her prey as well and i figure humans are like lays potato chips, nobody can eat just one.

We are chewy on the outside, crunchy on the inside, and we are excellent when slow smoked over mequite and flavored with your favorite BBQ sauce.

The quote I heard was "Crunchy and good with catsup"

[jeffepp]

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
for thou art crunchy, and good with ketchup."

Ketchup is a condiment made from tomatoes.
Cat-Soup is... something I'd rather not contemplate.

[Dave]

"Meddle not in the affairs of dragons,
for thou art crunchy, and good with ketchup."

Ketchup is a condiment made from tomatoes.

Considering the age of the saying (and that dragons were around hundreds or thousands of years ago, and not so much now) this probably refers to an earlier version of ketchup which did not include tomatoes.

As I understand it, the original versions of ketchup were more like Roman garum or liquamen, or Vietnamese nước mắm, with various parts of various fish being the main ingredients. Mushroom and walnut ketchup were also popular.

[jwhouk]

That makes me wonder...Shelly knows that he's the brother of Prometheus, but I don't think Justin himself has ever been told. What happens if someone else tells him, or he somehow remembers? Will he be pissed at those who kept it from him, especially Shelly?

I think in the fallout from her "rescuing" him, she let it slip off-screen.

[Jabberwonky]

That makes me wonder...Shelly knows that he's the brother of Prometheus, but I don't think Justin himself has ever been told. What happens if someone else tells him, or he somehow remembers? Will he be pissed at those who kept it from him, especially Shelly?

I think in the fallout from her "rescuing" him, she let it slip off-screen.

Depends on if she moans out 'Justin' or 'Epithemeus' at the moment of truth...

[jeffepp]

Considering the age of the saying

1980's? It's a play on a line from Lord of the Rings, and the first place I remember seeing it, was in the dragon myrth section of Dragon Magazine.

[FreeFlier]

Any self-respecting dragon will prefer hot sauce.

--FreeFlier

[GlytchMeister]

The only reason I said mesquite and bbq sauce is because people-meat is often reported to taste like pork. The other option being a particularly excellent veal. And I dunno how to cook veal, so I default to "how to cook a pig is how to cook a person"

Dear NSA: I don't eat people. I don't know where they've been, for one. Gross. That's like eating a piece of candy off the floor at a Walmart. Ew.
Oh, also because it's bad and wrong and stuff, but that's obvious.

Have fun reading through my search history.

-Glytch

[Sgt. Howard]

Christ people you jump right to the cannibalism jokes, it's her boyfriend!

So?
If she eats all but the head he'll be right as rain in no time.
It might sour the relationship though.

Considering that the reason he doesn't remember his true idebtity is that he was shot in the head, even that may not be necessary.

...does that mean he will re-constitute after he is defecated? Ewwww....

[GlytchMeister]

Digestion is a slow process. Once the chewing stops, I think he would re-constitute and continually heal in the stomach.

And he would be very upset.