Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
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Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
I think Ashton Kutcher may have helped write today's comic.
EDIT: linky http://wapsisquare.com/comic/ground-con ... major-tom/
EDIT: linky http://wapsisquare.com/comic/ground-con ... major-tom/
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
At least she was on time this year.
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
I feel a disturbance in the force... As if a thousand jokes just passed right over my head...
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
Only think I can think of is that Paul got snow where he's at in the last few days... I had a friend in Kansas that got snow on Easter sunday and in Colorado they are still getting it in places...
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
The crowd awarded the matador both guffaws, and a chortle as well.
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
DilyV, we got Easter snow in Amarillo as well... close to 2 inches, burned off by mid-afternoon.
As for the heading, keep in mind what day this is.
As for the heading, keep in mind what day this is.
Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
Your circuit's dead,
there's something wrong
there's something wrong
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
I got snow in places once. BVut it was from some exuberant wrasslin' in the stuff...DilyV wrote:Only think I can think of is that Paul got snow where he's at in the last few days... I had a friend in Kansas that got snow on Easter sunday and in Colorado they are still getting it in places...
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
thats a joke??? I saw another website *looks* like it has not loaded properly... ***looks*** for those who think their browser is broken!!!!!
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
When did lying become conflated with pranking?
Cracked's Open Breakup Letter with April 1st
And 4 Things You See on the Internet Every April Fools' Day by Cracked
The links are to the actual videos. As I've stated, a lie is not a prank.
Cracked's Open Breakup Letter with April 1st
And 4 Things You See on the Internet Every April Fools' Day by Cracked
The links are to the actual videos. As I've stated, a lie is not a prank.
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
Yes, this is the sort of April Fool's joke that would send those two into hysterics of laughter.
Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
Children of that age don't really understand the difference . . . they're just learning about humor and it's a very blunt instrument.Gyrrakavian wrote:When did lying become conflated with pranking?
. . . . As I've stated, a lie is not a prank.
Exactly.eee wrote:Yes, this is the sort of April Fool's joke that would send those two into hysterics of laughter.
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
Whew, i thought for a second i had really overslept this morning.
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
*FACEPALMS* I lost track of the days... I thought this was the 31st... the last week of this months has crawled by pretty slowly...AmriloJim wrote:DilyV, we got Easter snow in Amarillo as well... close to 2 inches, burned off by mid-afternoon.
As for the heading, keep in mind what day this is.
You know that light at the end of the tunnel?
Yeah... it's a bullet. Sorry.
Yeah... it's a bullet. Sorry.
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
This april fool's strip by Stjepan Sejic combined with this response to it by Phil Jackson was the one thing that really made me laugh out loud...
(Direct link image 1, direct link image 2 for those that don't have a DA account; both images are tagged NSFW but in reality they're not any worse than what you'd see here...)
(Direct link image 1, direct link image 2 for those that don't have a DA account; both images are tagged NSFW but in reality they're not any worse than what you'd see here...)
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Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
Well, i think the hairball joke might do it...Leak wrote:This april fool's strip by Stjepan Sejic combined with this response to it by Phil Jackson was the one thing that really made me laugh out loud...
(Direct link image 1, direct link image 2 for those that don't have a DA account; both images are tagged NSFW but in reality they're not any worse than what you'd see here...)
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
do you remember the old adventure games ??? start here!
Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
Remember them? Why, back in the day, I was one of the Implementors!illiad wrote:do you remember the old adventure games ??? start here!
(Wow... the GPF anime game is playable, too! and the author knows the classic games in this genre, I think.)
Re: Ground Control To Major Tom 2016-04-01
and I can tell you have not even tried the link!!! :/ if you did, you spent a record breaking 0.5 secs looking at it... go on, try entering a command!!!!!CLICK HERE