Go read "53" if you don't quite understand.FreeFlier wrote:O-kaaaay . . .
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- jwhouk
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"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
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It is fortunate... perhaps cosmically so... that Rosalita had made Tres Leches cake that day... and not Devils Food cake.jwhouk wrote:The cake was wonderful..
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Done . . . I did understand who that was, which is why the reaction.jwhouk wrote:Go read "53" if you don't quite understand.FreeFlier wrote:O-kaaaay . . .
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Nahhh...good cake is good cake. Remember who Lucifer used to work for.Dave wrote:It is fortunate... perhaps cosmically so... that Rosalita had made Tres Leches cake that day... and not Devils Food cake.jwhouk wrote:The cake was wonderful..
And who doesn't love chocolate?
"The Empire was founded on cups of tea, mate, and if you think I am going to war without one you are sadly mistaken."
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Believe it or not, I work with a woman who doesn't . . . she gets quite indignant about it . . . "Who says that every woman loves chocolate?!"Just Old Al wrote: . . . And who doesn't love chocolate?
My response is "Most people love chocolate . . . women are just more open about it."
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There is an exception to every rule... which doesn't make it any less of a truism.FreeFlier wrote:
My response is "Most people love chocolate . . . women are just more open about it."
--FreeFlier
"The Empire was founded on cups of tea, mate, and if you think I am going to war without one you are sadly mistaken."
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Okay - I now believe I got everything fixed. So - just in time for epilogue 2, we give you the Thicker Than Blood (Doing It Right) e-Book Collection:
Thicker Than Blood - the PDF "e-Book" version. (Formatted for "paperback" like reading capability).
The DOCX version
Thicker Than Blood - the PDF "e-Book" version. (Formatted for "paperback" like reading capability).
The DOCX version
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
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The image that Greg showed to Neil- this is me when I entered the Army in 1977.
I was 22 years old.
I was 22 years old.
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Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
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O M G you look almost exactly like one of my coworkers.
It's uncanny. Do you happen to know any guys in their twenties named Keith that work in a central Illinois Walmart?
It's uncanny. Do you happen to know any guys in their twenties named Keith that work in a central Illinois Walmart?
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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*whistles*Sgt. Howard wrote:The image that Greg showed to Neil- this is me when I entered the Army in 1977.
I was 22 years old.
No need for alarm Miss Annie. I am just showing my appreciation of a very fine uniform...and the man who served in it.
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
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Miss Annie ain't at all worried- she knows her man. She routinely has to point out women ogling me... it seems to feed her pride/ego a bit. I tend to miss them...DinkyInky wrote:*whistles*Sgt. Howard wrote:The image that Greg showed to Neil- this is me when I entered the Army in 1977.
I was 22 years old.
No need for alarm Miss Annie. I am just showing my appreciation of a very fine uniform...and the man who served in it.
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
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Yeah, and that adorable cluelessness makes it more interesting.Sgt. Howard wrote:Miss Annie ain't at all worried- she knows her man. She routinely has to point out women ogling me... it seems to feed her pride/ego a bit. I tend to miss them...DinkyInky wrote:*whistles*Sgt. Howard wrote:The image that Greg showed to Neil- this is me when I entered the Army in 1977.
I was 22 years old.
No need for alarm Miss Annie. I am just showing my appreciation of a very fine uniform...and the man who served in it.
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
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In their twenties... hmmmm... my vasectomy was 1980, so that couldn't have been my doings....GlytchMeister wrote:O M G you look almost exactly like one of my coworkers.
It's uncanny. Do you happen to know any guys in their twenties named Keith that work in a central Illinois Walmart?
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
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Belatedly so, here she is- Pauline Hazelton, Pattie's sister
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I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
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(Sorry, I gotta do this...)
Scene: It's nearly noon. Two late-middle-aged women have been occupying a table at some unspecified coffee shop for several hours, gossiping. One of them has acquired a newspaper.
"Oh, oh! Mildred! Look at this!"
"What? Something juicy?"
"Looks like the Alexander widow got married!"
"OH REEEeeeealy!?"
"Yes. See, right here."
"I forgot my glasses. Read it to me."
"'Wealthy matriarch Rosalynd Alexander-Richer hosted the charity auction with her husband, Allan Richer..."
"HMPH!"
"What?"
"'Alexander-Richer! The nerve! As if she wasn't rich enough already!"
Scene: It's nearly noon. Two late-middle-aged women have been occupying a table at some unspecified coffee shop for several hours, gossiping. One of them has acquired a newspaper.
"Oh, oh! Mildred! Look at this!"
"What? Something juicy?"
"Looks like the Alexander widow got married!"
"OH REEEeeeealy!?"
"Yes. See, right here."
"I forgot my glasses. Read it to me."
"'Wealthy matriarch Rosalynd Alexander-Richer hosted the charity auction with her husband, Allan Richer..."
"HMPH!"
"What?"
"'Alexander-Richer! The nerve! As if she wasn't rich enough already!"
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- Just Old Al
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Al walks up, extracts the Webley from its underarm holster and pointing it at the ceiling says two words.
"Jar. Now."
"Jar. Now."
"The Empire was founded on cups of tea, mate, and if you think I am going to war without one you are sadly mistaken."
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Okay, okay!
drops a few brazilian reals in the pun jar
drops a few brazilian reals in the pun jar
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Remind me... how many zeroes in brazillion?Warrl wrote:drops a few brazilian reals in the pun jar
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Well, the uncertainty in the Chinese market leaked back into both the American and European markets, seeing a relative rise in value for the Brazilian Real as compared to most other currencies trading at the moment...AmriloJim wrote:Remind me... how many zeroes in brazillion?Warrl wrote:drops a few brazilian reals in the pun jar
But I'm curious... why would zeros be involved in waxing down in certain areas?
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The misspelled "brazillion" was the clue. From an ancient blonde joke...ShneekeyTheLost wrote:Well, the uncertainty in the Chinese market leaked back into both the American and European markets, seeing a relative rise in value for the Brazilian Real as compared to most other currencies trading at the moment...AmriloJim wrote:Remind me... how many zeroes in brazillion?Warrl wrote:drops a few brazilian reals in the pun jar
But I'm curious... why would zeros be involved in waxing down in certain areas?
A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, "I slept with a Brazilian...."
The blonde replies, "Oh my God! You slut! How many is a brazilian?"
source: http://www.jokes4us.com/ShortBlondejokes.html