Rise an’ Shine 2015-12-28

[Opus the Poet]

Somebody drools in her sleep

Linky http://wapsisquare.com/comic/rise-an-shine/

[Sgt. Howard]

I would drool on that as well- in fact, I have that right here to drool on... but she doesn't appreciate such things...

[oldmanmickey]

yea hon morning does follow night. i am guessing someone was supposed to be somewhere this morning, not alone in the cabin. mine either sarge

[GlytchMeister]

I'm hoping those bubbles are "morning grogginess" bubbles and not "hangover" bubbles... I doubt the parents would look very favorably upon their underage daughters getting drunk on eggnog/rum or whatever...

[Dave]

There's no problem in the world which can't be fixed by overindulging in rich, sugar-laden treats...

... except for the aftermath of having overindulged in rich, sugar-laden treats.

For that... kids, you're on your own.

[jeffepp]

Best sleep ever.

[illiad]

yep, I do think sarge said it all...

.... wishing we could be in that S O F T place

[Thor]

For that kind of hangover, you need a little of the hair of the nog.

[jwhouk]

Yes, those are hangover bubbles. Yes, that is drool coming from Nadette's lips (ewww, bear drool!) No, I don't quite get how Atsali can sleep with her glasses on.

[eee]

Nadette seems to be getting luckier asleep than she often manages awake...

AND even though she was asleep - or maybe passed out - she still is clothed. Either she's really good at maintaining the shape, or she's actually wearing clothes now. Since she went semi naked when she got her ear and tail boners, she would have had to have put real clothes on at some point, if that is so.

[louisxiv]

Wake up little ’Sali, wake up
Wake up little ’Sali, wake up
We both fell sound asleep
Wake up little ’Sali and weep
The night is over, it's eight o'clock
And we're in trouble deep

Wake up little ’Sali, wake up little ’Sali
Well, what are we gonna tell your mama?
What are we gonna tell your sis
What are we gonna tell our friends
When they say "Ooh la la"?

Wake up little ’Sali, wake up little ’Sali
Well I told your mama that you’d be in by ten
Well ’Sali baby looks like we goofed again
Wake up little ’Sali, wake up little ’Sali
You gotta go home

Wake up little ’Sali, wake up
Wake up little ’Sali, wake up
The eggnog we binged a lot
I dribbled all over the plot
We fell asleep, our cook is goosed
Our reputation is hot

Wake up little ’Sali, wake up little ’Sali
Well, what are we gonna tell your mama?
What are we gonna tell your sis
What are we gonna tell our friends
When they say "Ooh la la"?

Wake up little ’Sali
Wake up little ’Sali
Wake up little ’Sali

(wiv ’pologies t’ the Bryants ’n’ t’Everly Bruvvers)

[AmriloJim]

Nice Spoonerism, by the way.

[Catawampus]

On the plus side, they ought not to have any classes to be late for.

[FreeFlier]

A sugar and calorie hangover can be pretty debilitating too . . .

As far as that being "real" eggnog, I've known parents that would not have minded too much their [strike]daughters[/strike] children getting drunk in this kind of situation, since it's basically safe . . .

If that's the case either they woke up earlier than expected, or something delayed parental arrival, since the usual next step is the cruel and unusual punishment of forcing the errant children to function without even being able to acknowledge their hangovers!

Are you sure you didn't drink last night?

No mom. /wince/

Oh . . . you sure look like you're hungover.

/no dad. /flinch/

Oh. Well, I need you to help me mow the lawn.

/cringes/

That kind of sadism tends to discourage repeat occurrences . . .

It's worth noting that in my observation the parents who allowed controlled conditions tended to get kids that drank little or nothing, whereas the ones that were rabid teetotallers got children who drank like fish . . .


OTOH I wonder if they weren't supposed to be at the cabin . . . Does either of them drive, or poit?

Gripping hand, were they supposed to be somewhere else by now?

--FreeFlier

[Sgt. Howard]

Well I'm ... stuck in the cleavage with you- and I've ... drooled all over it too
I tried to kiss you into taking my pass- but then the eggnog knocked me flat on my ass-
Boob to the left of me, 'nuther to my right here I am- stick in the cleavage with you

Yes I was... horny and quite ready to play- but it... didn't seem to happen that way
I got my face stuck 'tween the left and the right- and I... slobbered there the whole stupid night
Boob to the left of me, 'nuther to the right here I am- stuck in the cleavage with you

I just wanted us to get it on and rock and roll until the dawn
And right when I ought to make my play I plant my face and slip away
DROOOOOOOOL! DROOOOOOOOL!

well I... woke with a horrible start- your Boobs and my face came apart
next time I'll make the effort to go- plant my face someplace where nobody know
Boob to the left of me, 'nuther to the right here I am- stuck in the cleavage with you

[DinkyInky]

A sugar and calorie hangover can be pretty debilitating too . . .

As far as that being "real" eggnog, I've known parents that would not have minded too much their [strike]daughters[/strike] children getting drunk in this kind of situation, since it's basically safe . . .

If that's the case either they woke up earlier than expected, or something delayed parental arrival, since the usual next step is the cruel and unusual punishment of forcing the errant children to function without even being able to acknowledge their hangovers!

Are you sure you didn't drink last night?

No mom. /wince/

Oh . . . you sure look like you're hungover.

/no dad. /flinch/

Oh. Well, I need you to help me mow the lawn.

/cringes/

That kind of sadism tends to discourage repeat occurrences . . .

It's worth noting that in my observation the parents who allowed controlled conditions tended to get kids that drank little or nothing, whereas the ones that were rabid teetotallers got children who drank like fish . . .


OTOH I wonder if they weren't supposed to be at the cabin . . . Does either of them drive, or poit?

Gripping hand, were they supposed to be somewhere else by now?

--FreeFlier

Depends on situation. I had to mow the lawn hungover...I was 24, and they knew my goal was to acquire said condition to see why folks did so every weekend. I also had to help my Mother refinish a desk the next day, and I was still hungover.

Took two and a half days to sober, and I discovered folks were shocked I lived, as apparently it was too much for a normal person my size. Guess it's good and lucky to have a paranormally high alcohol tolerance?
The worst noise for me was the chick two streets over that fancied herself an opera star(she was a tone deaf coloratura that fancied herself the next Maria Callas)...I plotted her downfall to the tune of "Primadonna"

I don't let my child get curious, and he has sips of things I make if he wants. Most of them are disgusting to him. The ones that are not, I put on the list of possible New Year thimbles...

[eee]

<snip>

OTOH I wonder if they weren't supposed to be at the cabin . . . Does either of them drive, or poit?

Gripping hand, were they supposed to be somewhere else by now?

--FreeFlier

Atsali and Nadette have been shown to be able to use the Library's VORP system. Which may have the advantage over 'poit' that you don't have to have been to the place previously to be able to go there using VORP.

And let us not forget, Atsali can fly...

[FreeFlier]

. . . No, I don't quite get how Atsali can sleep with her glasses on.

She's worn glasses long enough to learn how to do that . . . especially in that position. Laying down is more difficult, but when intoxicated or very tired, it can still happen.

Especially if you're counting on the discomfort keeping you awake . . .

<snip> OTOH I wonder if they weren't supposed to be at the cabin . . . Does either of them drive, or poit?

Gripping hand, were they supposed to be somewhere else by now?

Atsali and Nadette have been shown to be able to use the Library's VORP system. Which may have the advantage over 'poit' that you don't have to have been to the place previously to be able to go there using VORP.

And let us not forget, Atsali can fly...

Forgot that . . . Though I'm not sure if Nadette can use the Library or not . . . That may have been Atsali.

So there's a possibility that their parents don't know where the girls are . . .

They may be grounded -separately - until they're 21!


I learned that I don't like intoxication . . . tends to make me paranoid and I can do that without help.

Given the family problems with alcohol, this is probably a good thing.

--FreeFlier

[DilyV]

I would hope that the parentals knew where these two were...

[Thor]

I would hope that the parentals knew where these two were...

According to the "Location" tag, they are at Nadine's house.