Farewell to Ned

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Farewell to Ned

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So today i began writing the MCs ("Mailing Comments") for my next zine for the Amateur Press Alliance SFPA.  Invariably, for years, the first zine in the mailing bundle (which is ordered by date of arrival at the Official Editor's place) has almost always been "The New Port News" by Ned Brooks, our friend who was killed in a fall from his roof.

So i declared that - until i finished typing the MC, answering the things that Ned had said in the zine that arrived at OE Joe Moudry's place only days before the news of his death, i hadn't heard that Ned Brooks had died.

Before the actual MC, i said
Many years ago, running the video room at ASFiCon 3 (which was over a time-change weekend), i declared that that room was immune to the time-change until noon Sunday, when my video program concluded.

I hereby proclaim that history has not yet happened until i complete my MC on the first zine in SFPA 307.
and after the MC, i said
 
And so the last MC that i will ever write to a zine from the person in Fandom i have known just about the longest - more than half his life, more than two-thirds of my own.

More and more of my friends have gone on ahead.

If there is a Heaven, i hope that, right after i'm greeted at the gate by manymany loving cats and dogs, i'll meet again with Ned and Karl and MFIII and Dennis and Don and Ginzer and Khen and Jack and so many others...

And we'll throw the best con ever - the one that never ends and never gets boring. Where the GoH is someone you always wanted to meet who's accessible and friendly and knows great stories. Where you never have to sleep unless you want to, and the best beer you ever had doesn't make you sloppy drunk, and you never have hangovers...

...and the con hotel catering service never heard of rubber chicken, breaded veal cutlets, or bouncing potatoes.
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Re: Farewell to Ned

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For those who may be wondering:

Bouncing Potatoes
Words: Poul Anderson
Music: "Waltzing Matilda"

Once a jolly trufan went to join a Westercon;
He had duly registered and paid every fee,
And he sang when he saw what the waitress put before him there,
"You'll come a-bouncing potatoes with me."

Chorus: "Bouncing potatoes, bouncing potatoes,
You'll come a-bouncing potatoes with me."
And he sang when he saw what the waitress put before him there,
"You'll come a-bouncing potatoes with me."

"Is this a musketball that was fired at Lexington?"
"No." said the waitress, "that is a pea."
"But," said the fan, "that is here within my coffee cup--
"You'll come a-bouncing potatoes with me."

{chorus}

"What is this piece of gray-green greasy Limpopo,
All set about with a strange fever tree?"
"That," said the waitress, "is roast beef and salad too."
"You'll come a-bouncing potatoes with me."

{chorus}

"Is this a hippie-type that I see before me here?
It is as unshaven as hairy can be."
"No," said the waitress, "that is your ice cream dessert--
"You'll come a-bouncing potatoes with me."

{chorus}

Upchucked the trufan, leaped into the swimming pool.
"You'll never bake me alive!" cried he.
But his ghost can be heard by the call-girls at that swimming pool:
"You'll come a-bouncing potatoes with me."
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Re: Farewell to Ned

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A tip of the hat,
in your's
and Ned's,
general direction...
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Today my flag flies at Half-mast
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
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AnotherFairportfan wrote:And we'll throw the best con ever - the one that never ends and never gets boring. Where the GoH is someone you always wanted to meet who's accessible and friendly and knows great stories. Where you never have to sleep unless you want to, and the best beer you ever had doesn't make you sloppy drunk, and you never have hangovers...

...and the con hotel catering service never heard of rubber chicken, breaded veal cutlets, or bouncing potatoes.
And where you never again are forced to add another verse to the Great Unhappy Con-goers' Song.

(Chorus:)

What shall we do with the hotel manager,
What shall we do with the hotel manager,
What shall we do with the hotel manager,
Early in the morning?

Share with him the bedbugs we've captured,
Share with him the bedbugs we've captured,
Share with him the bedbugs we've captured,
Early in the morning!

(chorus)

Make him eat his own Yankee Potroast,
Make him eat his own Yankee Potroast,
Make him eat his own Yankee Potroast,
Early in the morning!

(chorus)

etc.
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