The Chase 04 2015-09-24

AnotherFairportfan · Post by **AnotherFairportfan** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 1:35 pm

Julie wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:I still have one box of thin mints left. I had a bit of a dust up when my housemate was dipping into my stash without warning me. I came home to find two empty boxes (one Samoan and one Thin Mint) in the trash. He'd eaten two full boxes that day without asking or sharing.
I was not happy,
Oooo... That's cause for a fight as I see it...or potential roommate ejection. No touchie of other people's food stuffs (especially not the specialty stuffs) without permission!

Death by snusnu!

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 5:10 pm

AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Julie wrote:Oooo... That's cause for a fight as I see it...or potential roommate ejection. No touchie of other people's food stuffs (especially not the specialty stuffs) without permission!
Death by snusnu!

He's really not my type for death by snusnu...

DinkyInky · Post by **DinkyInky** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:10 pm

Jabberwonky wrote:I still have one box of thin mints left. I had a bit of a dust up when my housemate was dipping into my stash without warning me. I came home to find two empty boxes (one Samoan and one Thin Mint) in the trash. He'd eaten two full boxes that day without asking or sharing.
I was not happy,

yeeeah, I've had altercations with ex and ex roomies back in the day when they smoked an expensive box of cigars and drank a very expensive bottle of single malt...that was hidden in my padlocked hope chest. I put it there to give out after I had my then unknown son(I waited until birth for gender), and they cut the padlock off. BTTH girl got armadillo scent in her cars air vents. BTTH guy got a bottle of Curious dumped in his vents, and my ex got the $300 bill.

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 6:51 pm

DinkyInky wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:I still have one box of thin mints left. I had a bit of a dust up when my housemate was dipping into my stash without warning me. I came home to find two empty boxes (one Samoan and one Thin Mint) in the trash. He'd eaten two full boxes that day without asking or sharing.
I was not happy,
yeeeah, I've had altercations with ex and ex roomies back in the day when they smoked an expensive box of cigars and drank a very expensive bottle of single malt...that was hidden in my padlocked hope chest. I put it there to give out after I had my then unknown son(I waited until birth for gender), and they cut the padlock off. BTTH girl got armadillo scent in her cars air vents. BTTH guy got a bottle of Curious dumped in his vents, and my ex got the $300 bill.

Well, he didn't deserve that kind of treatment. But I let him know that the next time he felt like depression eating, drive his car down to the store and buy some cheap ass cookies...

Warrl · Post by **Warrl** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:10 pm

TazManiac wrote:Cause they are COOKIES! damn it!

I would love to find some sort of a packaged dessert item that says "Nutrition information: who cares?".

Warrl · Post by **Warrl** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:14 pm

TazManiac wrote:FAQ level of detail

You mean where there are a bunch of inane questions you can't even imagine anyone asking, but no hint of anything resembling the basic information you need?

AmriloJim · Post by **AmriloJim** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 8:23 pm

Warrl wrote:
TazManiac wrote:Cause they are COOKIES! damn it!
I would love to find some sort of a packaged dessert item that says "Nutrition information: who cares?".

Like this?

: nutrition.jpg (102.72 KiB) Viewed 9436 times

Lee M · Post by **Lee M** » Fri Sep 25, 2015 9:01 pm

Julie wrote:
jwhouk wrote:... I don't even need to open that attachment know what it is.
Yeah...same here. Frankly, I'm okay with not seeing it again, too...funny though it may be.

Actually I just picked the "before" photo.

DinkyInky · Post by **DinkyInky** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:52 am

Lee M wrote:
Julie wrote:
jwhouk wrote:... I don't even need to open that attachment know what it is.
Yeah...same here. Frankly, I'm okay with not seeing it again, too...funny though it may be.
Actually I just picked the "before" photo.

The before is bad enough if you've ever seen "it".

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:24 am

jwhouk wrote:... I don't even need to open that attachment know what it is.

Julie wrote:Yeah...same here. Frankly, I'm okay with not seeing it again, too...funny though it may be.

Lee M wrote:Actually I just picked the "before" photo.

DinkyInky wrote:The before is bad enough if you've ever seen "it".

I think the before is much, MUCH tamer than 'it' itself...

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:25 am

AmriloJim wrote:
Warrl wrote:
TazManiac wrote:Cause they are COOKIES! damn it!
I would love to find some sort of a packaged dessert item that says "Nutrition information: who cares?".
Like this?
nutrition.jpg

Don't confuse me with your facts! They are 100% nummy, and that's all I need to know...

jeffepp · Post by **jeffepp** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 3:49 pm

AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Julie wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:I still have one box of thin mints left. I had a bit of a dust up when my housemate was dipping into my stash without warning me. I came home to find two empty boxes (one Samoan and one Thin Mint) in the trash. He'd eaten two full boxes that day without asking or sharing.
I was not happy,
Oooo... That's cause for a fight as I see it...or potential roommate ejection. No touchie of other people's food stuffs (especially not the specialty stuffs) without permission!
Death by snusnu!

http://nebezial.deviantart.com/art/deat ... -418668528

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 7:47 pm

jeffepp wrote: Death by snusnu!

http://nebezial.deviantart.com/art/deat ... -418668528[/quote]

Dump the red, white & blue spandex darlin' and I'll SHOW ya...

AmriloJim · Post by **AmriloJim** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 8:58 pm

Jabberwonky wrote:Don't confuse me with your facts! They are 100% nummy, and that's all I need to know...

Look a bit closer, my friend... the subliminal message may be a bit too subtle.

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Sat Sep 26, 2015 11:37 pm

AmriloJim wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:Don't confuse me with your facts! They are 100% nummy, and that's all I need to know...
Look a bit closer, my friend... the subliminal message may be a bit too subtle.

Ha-haa! I to 'side-view' my monitor to catch it!

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 2:29 am

AmriloJim wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:Don't confuse me with your facts! They are 100% nummy, and that's all I need to know...
Look a bit closer, my friend... the subliminal message may be a bit too subtle.

Caught it I did- Laughed loudly I did also...

eee · Post by **eee** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 9:24 am

Sgt. Howard wrote:
Dump the red, white & blue spandex darlin' and I'll SHOW ya...

I recall a similar artist's view of the aftermath of WW's and the Batman's first makeout session. Diana was ecstatic chatting with a fellow superheroine about how he'd explored every part of her body, he'd been energetic and powerful, she'd never had so much fun. Switch to a badly hurt Bruce being helped into the Batcave by Alfred, grim lipped about the worst experience of his life except for his parents' death. She'd been like some crazed machine he'd been caught in, he couldn't get loose no matter how he struggled, he'd hit every nerve junction and vulnerability he knew of to try to stop her and he wasn't sure she'd even noticed, he was pretty sure his pelvis was broken from when she'd wrapped her legs around him and SQUEEZED. Alfred asked if he should contact young Peter Parker and have him substitute as Batman again for the next few weeks, and Bruce said the next few MONTHS, it was going to be hard to recover from this.

Make sure you know who is going to be on the receiving end of the snu-snu.

Leak · Post by **Leak** » Sun Sep 27, 2015 11:54 am

I'll just leave this here... (you might want to poke around his other Marvel/DC jokes...

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