shadowinthelight wrote:I didn't even see the title before realizing she had fallen asleep waiting for Santa. What kind of paranormal is known to have the type of time manipulation powers necessary for the world wide delivery of presents?
Time manipulation is not strictly required. Another possibility is that Santa is simply traveling very very quickly... just a wee bit less than light-speed. A reasonably well-optimized path of travel would certainly permit Santa to visit all of the houses in a given timezone within an hour.. heck, at relativistic speeds he could fly to the sun and back in less time than that.
Naturally he'd have to be extremely small and light when in this traveling form, so that his travel wouldn't create obvious amounts of light, heat, and physical disruption. I don't think there's any evidence that Santa's arrival ionizes the atmosphere (although this could be what Christmas lights are symbolizing... perhaps Santa used to arrive in a flash of sparkles, and has since learned to tone it down?).
As to the presents... he probably poits them to each house as he arrives. Like Monica he can't poit them there until he's visited the house in person.
So, it's possible that Santa is a paranormal who travels in the form of a tiny near-lightspeed particle. Santa is a living, sentient cosmic ray!
This is further evidenced by the tradition of leaving Santa a ration of fuel, in the form of
Millikan cookies.