Raging Daughters theme park

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Well, we HAVE to have the mine cart ride.
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Dave wrote:Probably have to be a whole park section, though. If we try to put park visitors through even a fraction of what Katherine has been through with Atsali, in a single ride, very few people would survive the experience. A high heart-attack rate among your guests is not good for word-of-mouth advertising!
Are you kidding? The opportunity to buy an "I survived the Spider Siren Adventure" t-shirt when exiting the ride would make it more than worth it. (limit 1 per rider)
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Let's see - Spider Cliff Climb, Race Through The Stacks, the Knock Your Socks Off Bungee Jump...
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For the kiddos, a chair swing, with little fiberglass wings, that spin from a stack of striated boulders...

jwhouk's 'Race Thru the Stacks' might look a little like this:
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Shadow suggested it...
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I love it, Jabberwonky!
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Jabberwonky wrote:Shadow suggested it...
EDITED: Brilliant T-shirt Idea
I'd buy it! :)
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Dave wrote:I love it, Jabberwonky!
Thank you, kind sir.
Julie wrote:I'd buy it! :)
♫ Thank you Miss Julie ♪ :D

I might try to bodge one like my other Wapsi shirts. Pictures to follow...
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For those inclined, I gather there'd be a separate "clothing-optional" section. Or perhaps that could be an after-hours event.

The arcade could include one of those games where you shoot water into a clown's mouth to fill a balloon, except you'd be shooting milk into a fish's mouth.
Jabberwonky wrote:Shadow suggested it...
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Looks great! I rather like the Green Mesa logo. ;)
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jwhouk wrote:Let's see - Spider Cliff Climb, Race Through The Stacks, the Knock Your Socks Off Bungee Jump...
That would give us two bungee jumps in the Park - we'd already sorta decided that Nudge's Lake-o'-Lava Bungee Jump would be popular.

Maybe Katherine's should be one of these instead? Paint the walls to look like southwestern mesa rock, put a blue-sky-and-clouds image on the ceiling, and the image of several boots on the bottom grill ;)
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MerchManDan wrote:For those inclined, I gather there'd be a separate "clothing-optional" section. Or perhaps that could be an after-hours event.

The arcade could include one of those games where you shoot water into a clown's mouth to fill a balloon, except you'd be shooting milk into a fish's mouth.
Jabberwonky wrote:Shadow suggested it...
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Looks great! I rather like the Green Mesa logo. ;)
That's 'Mesa Verde'.
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Yes, I know; I saw what you did there.
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Over Mesa Verde?
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jwhouk wrote:Over Mesa Verde?
I don't think I'll ever be over Mesa Verde.

Meanwhile, will the snack bars sell frozen Fermented Bananas on a stick?
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Or at least a Fermented Banana daiquiri...
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Ooh! Frozen Fermented Banana Daiquiri onna stick!
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If fermented banana drinks are going to be sold, why not banana beer?

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I'll admit my first reaction was why banana beer? Then I realized, I'd try it... :D
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"Brewed & bottled by Banana Investments Ltd."

I imagine there'd be some difficulty keeping a straight face when answering the phone at head office.
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Jabberwonky wrote:
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....Damned Serious.
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