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They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
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- Fairportfan
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They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Not even duct tape can fix stupid. But it can muffle the noise.
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Peace through superior firepower - ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Inspired by a sex shop? Not to my eye... they look as if they were inspired by a particularly loathsome and venomous centipede.
- NOTDilbert
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
The only saving grace that thing would have is if those are jet boosters on the sole.....
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
First whale-foreskin car seats, now shoes made from octopus tentacles. Where does it end??
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Mention of the whale foreskin made me misread the word tentacle.MerchManDan wrote:First whale-foreskin car seats, now shoes made from octopus tentacles. Where does it end??
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Umm...while not the most attractive running shoe (as if running shoes have ever been attractive), I refuse to acknowledge this claim to the title of Ultimate Ugly. I think that claim is still held by these things and all others like them:
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- Fairportfan
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
I visualise a forensics team faced with prints left by two people, one wearing these and one wearing the ones i posted about.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid. But it can muffle the noise.
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Peace through superior firepower - ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
ROFLMAOFairportfan wrote:I visualise a forensics team faced with prints left by two people, one wearing these and one wearing the ones i posted about.
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
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"These perps were wearing some weird-ass shoes, Horatio."Fairportfan wrote:I visualise a forensics team faced with prints left by two people, one wearing these and one wearing the ones i posted about.
"I guess it's their way of keeping us..."
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"...on our toes."
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
MerchManDan wrote:"These perps were wearing some weird-ass shoes, Horatio."Fairportfan wrote:I visualise a forensics team faced with prints left by two people, one wearing these and one wearing the ones i posted about.
"I guess it's their way of keeping us..."
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"...on our toes."
YEEEEAAAAAAAAAH
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Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
- Jabberwonky
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
My vote...
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Nah - let them each wear one shoe of each pair; that'll confuse forensics even more...Fairportfan wrote:I visualise a forensics team faced with prints left by two people, one wearing these and one wearing the ones i posted about.
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Looks like a mutated toe sock.Jabberwonky wrote:My vote...
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Julie, about Wapsi Square wrote:Oh goodness yes. So much paranormal!
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- Jabberwonky
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Looks like they skint a pink gorilla...shadowinthelight wrote:Looks like a mutated toe sock.Jabberwonky wrote:My vote...
bigpinkwtfshoe.jpg
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Sauce for the goose....
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Re: They finally created The Ultimate Ugly
Atomic wrote:Sauce for the goose....
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Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir