Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.

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Lipstick on a goat, commentary page.

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Got a bit of burnout from the wedding, had started this a while back and decided to polish it off and kick it out. Originally titled "Menage-e-goat", I decided on something less provocative.

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Lipstick on a goat...in some parts of the country that's a Saturday night date....

:) :) :)

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Just Old Al wrote: Thu Mar 28, 2024 6:51 pm Lipstick on a goat...in some parts of the country that's a Saturday night date....


You are thinking sheep... and Montana...

:) :) :)

Nudge is just bound to cause problems, isn't she?
It's her job...
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Nudge, bored . . . BAD combination!

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May one ask why it was deleted?

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FreeFlier wrote: Mon May 06, 2024 4:46 pm May one ask why it was deleted?

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Certain aspects of the story became... problematic?... let's just say it is a bit too delicate a subject matter for me to handle in a proper manner. As I will be laid up with a total knee as of tomorrow, I will go back to concentrating on the fictitious account of my wedding.
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Ah . . . I've had those moments too . . . what we sometimes described as "sitting there paintbrush in hand thinking 'how long until this stuff dries?'"

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