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I just thought this category might be feeling neglected and lonely with no new posts since Monday...

And how does this post feel about where it wants to go, what it wants to do in life? Does this new post feel it can adequately fill its role as first post since last Monday? How will the parent sub-forum feel about this new entry? Will it welcome it with open arms, or will it scorn it for being aimless, so far?

Tune in next time, to find out...

Thats a lot of responsibility to place on the shoulders of a Brand New Post...

And does it take any inspiration from some of the old posts? How about those with rails attached to them? Does it envy them, or mutter something about "don't fence me in?"

Atomic wrote:And does it take any inspiration from some of the old posts? How about those with rails attached to them? Does it envy them, or mutter something about "don't fence me in?"

It keeps its temper, just barely... counting off "One fent, two fents, three fentses..." to dispel the post traumatic stress.

It tries really hard not to go off the rails... it knows that anger is out of style.

It might have separation anxiety. A lot of posts have been abandoned in here.

At least it wasn't a troll post.

Warrl wrote:At least it wasn't a troll post.

No, but it was a Saturday evening post.

Hansontoons wrote:No, but it was a Saturday evening post.

That's the magazine that specializes in running post serials, right?

Dave wrote:

Hansontoons wrote:No, but it was a Saturday evening post.

That's the magazine that specializes in running post serials, right?

I'll grab some bowls and spoons. Would you prefer whole, 2%, skim, or almond?

Hansontoons wrote:

Dave wrote:

Hansontoons wrote:No, but it was a Saturday evening post.

That's the magazine that specializes in running post serials, right?

I'll grab some bowls and spoons. Would you prefer whole, 2%, skim, or almond?

Yogurt for me, thanks!

That's also the magazine that claimed some founding link to Ben Franklin. And he was an early post master, y'know.

Atomic wrote:And does it take any inspiration from some of the old posts? How about those with rails attached to them? Does it envy them, or mutter something about "don't fence me in?"

Oh come on!.. You know kids these days, they never listen to their elders to get the benefit of their "wisdom of the ages"... they are doomed to repost the past mistakes over and over again.

scantrontb wrote:

Atomic wrote:And does it take any inspiration from some of the old posts? How about those with rails attached to them? Does it envy them, or mutter something about "don't fence me in?"

Oh come on!.. You know kids these days, they never listen to their elders to get the benefit of their "wisdom of the ages"... they are doomed to repost the past mistakes over and over again.

That was what caused the split between the Ents and the Elves, back in the First Age of Middle-Earth. The elder just wouldn't listen to the eldar.

Dave wrote:That was what caused the split between the Ents and the Elves, back in the First Age of Middle-Earth. The elder just wouldn't listen to the eldar.

Get off my forest, you young whippersnappers!
*shakes limb in the air*

lake_wrangler wrote:

Dave wrote:That was what caused the split between the Ents and the Elves, back in the First Age of Middle-Earth. The elder just wouldn't listen to the eldar.

Get off my forest, you young whippersnappers!
*shakes limb in the air*

I think I'll just sit here and pine for some better banter.

Hansontoons wrote:I think I'll just sit here and pine for some better banter.

Well if you don't like it, no one's stopping you from getting up and leafing... It's not like you've taken root, or anything...

Well, if you're going to be sitting around and singing traditional American songs like "Don't Fence Me In", I suppose I can sing one in honor of American fences and hedgerows:

♫ Osage can you see.... ♫

Dave wrote:That was what caused the split between the Ents and the Elves, back in the First Age of Middle-Earth. The elder just wouldn't listen to the eldar.

Perhaps they could try Elgar.