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I categorically deny any involvement with this situation. I was not there and have witnesses to this fact. What's more, none of the explosives I own can be tied to this incident.
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Sgt. Howard wrote:What's more, none of the explosives I own can be tied to this incident.
  • What's more, none of the explosives currently in existence I own can be tied to this incident.
Fixed that for you!
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Sgt. Howard wrote:I categorically deny any involvement with this situation. I was not there and have witnesses to this fact. What's more, none of the explosives I own can be tied to this incident.
I wonder, though, about all those calculations you were having Glytch run, having to do with dispersion and focusing of earthquake P and S waves.

I'm sure you'll deny having any part at all, in arranging that big synchronized tap-dancing competition that just took place all across the northwest.

And certainly there's no proof at all that you've ever heard of the Broughton suspension bridge, your encyclopedic knowledge of military history notwithstanding.
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Dave wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:I categorically deny any involvement with this situation. I was not there and have witnesses to this fact. What's more, none of the explosives I own can be tied to this incident.
I wonder, though, about all those calculations you were having Glytch run, having to do with dispersion and focusing of earthquake P and S waves.

I'm sure you'll deny having any part at all, in arranging that big synchronized tap-dancing competition that just took place all across the northwest.

And certainly there's no proof at all that you've ever heard of the Broughton suspension bridge, your encyclopedic knowledge of military history notwithstanding.
I have no idea what you are talking about... ("Shit, Glytch, he's ON to us!!!")
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Glitch is prolly still recovering from the Chicago March for Science. There were reports of giant glowing gas-bags, rivers running backwards, strange lights in the sky...
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Hansontoons wrote:Glitch is prolly still recovering from the Chicago March for Science. There were reports of giant glowing gas-bags, rivers running backwards, strange lights in the sky...
Yes, but... Which march was he a part of? :mrgreen:
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lake_wrangler wrote:
Hansontoons wrote:Glitch is prolly still recovering from the Chicago March for Science. There were reports of giant glowing gas-bags, rivers running backwards, strange lights in the sky...
Yes, but... Which march was he a part of? :mrgreen:
He doesn't get to find out until the experiment is over and the results analyzed.
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Twenty-some years ago, i took part in some clinical studies for anti-depressants. {People asked me how i found out about the studies to sign up, and i replied that the advertised at three and four AM on Channel 36.}

The first was straight placebo/study medication. The second was placebo/study medication/established medication.

I didn't tell them that almost as soon as i took the first dose, i knew which of the three i was getting {and it wasn't the study med} - Prozac gives me HORRIBLE abdominal cramps.
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Sgt. Howard wrote:
I have no idea what you are talking about... ("Shit, Glytch, he's ON to us!!!")
We were all having tea and biscuits in my home office at the time. He wasn't there, you can't prove it, and the sheep's a liar....

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Just Old Al wrote:... and the sheep's a liar....
Well, when I heard that the sheep's a lyre, I realized he was just stringing me along... so I won't harp on the issue unnecessarily.
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"...sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
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AnotherFairportfan wrote:"...sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
Be very careful of the ones who run toward you.....
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AnotherFairportfan wrote:"...sheep can hear a zipper a mile away."
Which is why Scots wear kilts...
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