This sounds like a modern version of the "pen is mightier than the sword" parable!DinkyInky wrote:Idiots refuse to hear me when I say the only ammo in it is Alizarin Crimson, Cobalt blue, Rose Madder, French Ultramarine, Quinaquidrone Violet, etcetera, and oh, about a grand of Kolinsky sable, Korean calligraphy brushes, Japanese nishiki and Sumi e brushes, various knives, pigments, willow charcoal, and some other odds and ends...
Yeah, $1,500 can't touch it.
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The memory came to you like a bolt out of the green?TazManiac wrote:Catawampus! Thank you; I had forgotten where the new bolts I had purchased from the hardware store had gotten to and I just realized I was wearing the olive drab that day...
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Lord I'm tired. That read so very, very wrong...Dave wrote:This sounds like a modern version of the "pen is mightier than the sword" parable!DinkyInky wrote:Idiots refuse to hear me when I say the only ammo in it is Alizarin Crimson, Cobalt blue, Rose Madder, French Ultramarine, Quinaquidrone Violet, etcetera, and oh, about a grand of Kolinsky sable, Korean calligraphy brushes, Japanese nishiki and Sumi e brushes, various knives, pigments, willow charcoal, and some other odds and ends...
Yeah, $1,500 can't touch it.
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
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Sarge much respect, you collection blows mine out of the water.
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Freudian Slip, anyone?DinkyInky wrote:Lord I'm tired. That read so very, very wrong...Dave wrote:This sounds like a modern version of the "pen is mightier than the sword" parable!DinkyInky wrote:Idiots refuse to hear me when I say the only ammo in it is Alizarin Crimson, Cobalt blue, Rose Madder, French Ultramarine, Quinaquidrone Violet, etcetera, and oh, about a grand of Kolinsky sable, Korean calligraphy brushes, Japanese nishiki and Sumi e brushes, various knives, pigments, willow charcoal, and some other odds and ends...
Yeah, $1,500 can't touch it.
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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Just don't lick yer brushes...
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Freud has nothing on how far down my mind traveled.GlytchMeister wrote:Freudian Slip, anyone?DinkyInky wrote:Lord I'm tired. That read so very, very wrong...Dave wrote: This sounds like a modern version of the "pen is mightier than the sword" parable!
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
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Second photo down, lower rifle- SKS in 7.62x39. Never been cleaned, doesn't know the difference. Will shoot all day, just clear the bore if you get mud in it.DinkyInky wrote: I'm sure Sarge could drum up the exact tool the ammo listed on my box goes to.
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VERY NIZE!!!Julie wrote:Happy Thanksgiving from east Texas!!
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If Freud were alive, I bet I could make him blush!!!DinkyInky wrote:Freud has nothing on how far down my mind traveled.GlytchMeister wrote:
Freudian Slip, anyone?
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My favorite response to such Jackasses is to give them the "I'm not really stable" stare and ask them, "What makes you think I BOUGHT this?"- mind you, it has my name, rank, unit etc.- plus the patch that says 'Infidel' is Arabic. Yea, I know- that's against regs. There's nobody in the county with the authority to do anything about it... and if there was, they'd be out of jurisdiction here in the Okanogan.Catawampus wrote:People can be weird like that. A while back, I was walking along in one of my old field jackets. Some guy and his girlfriend (they looked to be in college) came up to me, and the guy asked where I got it and if there might be any more in stock. I told him that I got it by enlisting and that he could always try doing the same, but apparently that didn't appeal to him. Instead he asked me how much I wanted for it.DinkyInky wrote:Yup. Art supply box. Oddly enough, people have offered me stupid amounts of money for it. Dunno why.
I said two-hundred dollars, just joking with him.
He ran off with the girl, and I went on my way. A few minutes later, they came out of a bank and ran up to me, and he handed me $200. So I went ahead and gave him the jacket, which I could probably buy twenty of for that price in some surplus store.
I have two or three more of them in my closet. Perhaps I should put them away in a safe as future savings.
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if you enlisted to get that jacket, as implied by the unit/rank tabs comment... then you in fact, DID buy it... while still in boot camp, you may remember getting your LES's during payday, and in the first one or two you got, it listed the various deductions made during that pay period (both voluntary ones like savings bonds, AND involuntary ones like taxes, etc.) one of which was the reimbursement of the cost of your issued uniforms back to the government as a deduction from your pay...Sgt. Howard wrote:My favorite response to such Jackasses is to give them the "I'm not really stable" stare and ask them, "What makes you think I BOUGHT this?"- mind you, it has my name, rank, unit etc.- plus the patch that says 'Infidel' is Arabic. Yea, I know- that's against regs. There's nobody in the county with the authority to do anything about it... and if there was, they'd be out of jurisdiction here in the Okanogan.
SO.. unless you STOLE them, then yes, yes you DID pay for them...
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*applause*scantrontb wrote:if you enlisted to get that jacket, as implied by the unit/rank tabs comment... then you in fact, DID buy it... while still in boot camp, you may remember getting your LES's during payday, and in the first one or two you got, it listed the various deductions made during that pay period (both voluntary ones like savings bonds, AND involuntary ones like taxes, etc.) one of which was the reimbursement of the cost of your issued uniforms back to the government as a deduction from your pay...Sgt. Howard wrote:My favorite response to such Jackasses is to give them the "I'm not really stable" stare and ask them, "What makes you think I BOUGHT this?"- mind you, it has my name, rank, unit etc.- plus the patch that says 'Infidel' is Arabic. Yea, I know- that's against regs. There's nobody in the county with the authority to do anything about it... and if there was, they'd be out of jurisdiction here in the Okanogan.
SO.. unless you STOLE them, then yes, yes you DID pay for them...
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
--Safyr Drathmir
Aphyon chu kissa whol l'jaed.
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*applauses real loud*DinkyInky wrote:*applause*scantrontb wrote:if you enlisted to get that jacket, as implied by the unit/rank tabs comment... then you in fact, DID buy it... while still in boot camp, you may remember getting your LES's during payday, and in the first one or two you got, it listed the various deductions made during that pay period (both voluntary ones like savings bonds, AND involuntary ones like taxes, etc.) one of which was the reimbursement of the cost of your issued uniforms back to the government as a deduction from your pay...Sgt. Howard wrote:My favorite response to such Jackasses is to give them the "I'm not really stable" stare and ask them, "What makes you think I BOUGHT this?"- mind you, it has my name, rank, unit etc.- plus the patch that says 'Infidel' is Arabic. Yea, I know- that's against regs. There's nobody in the county with the authority to do anything about it... and if there was, they'd be out of jurisdiction here in the Okanogan.
SO.. unless you STOLE them, then yes, yes you DID pay for them...
(I have big hands, and if I cup them just right, my clapping can get rather loud - as far as hand clapping goes...)
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It certainly gave me another way of thinking of the term "entertainment center"Sgt. Howard wrote:VERY NIZE!!!Julie wrote:Happy Thanksgiving from east Texas!!
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And see that life is beautiful."
And see that life is beautiful."
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meh, not really applause worthy, but thanks anyway... i was just trying to make a semi-snarky comment in jest...lake_wrangler wrote:*applauses real loud*DinkyInky wrote:*applause*scantrontb wrote:SO.. unless you STOLE them, then yes, yes you DID pay for them...
(I have big hands, and if I cup them just right, my clapping can get rather loud - as far as hand clapping goes...)
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I thought a thread titled "gun porn" would have more pics like this:
Julie, about Wapsi Square wrote:Oh goodness yes. So much paranormal!
My deviantART and YouTube.
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If I could only get that to happen... I would DEFINATLY breed them!!!!shadowinthelight wrote:I thought a thread titled "gun porn" would have more pics like this:
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Not a great idea, Sarge. Those appear to be hybrid guns. You know the problem with trying to cross-breed modern hybrids - they don't "breed true", and tend to back-cross in all sorts of interesting and unpredictable ways. The offspring may revert to being like one or the other of the ancestral strains, or have an odd mix of characteristics that you wouldn't expect.
You might end up with a heavy-duty shoulder stock and a sniper-grade rear sight, attached to a pepperbox pistol's multiple barrels. It'd look rather silly.
Or (considering you're talking about mating rifles) you might get a blunderbuss.
You might end up with a heavy-duty shoulder stock and a sniper-grade rear sight, attached to a pepperbox pistol's multiple barrels. It'd look rather silly.
Or (considering you're talking about mating rifles) you might get a blunderbuss.