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DinkyInky wrote:Idiots refuse to hear me when I say the only ammo in it is Alizarin Crimson, Cobalt blue, Rose Madder, French Ultramarine, Quinaquidrone Violet, etcetera, and oh, about a grand of Kolinsky sable, Korean calligraphy brushes, Japanese nishiki and Sumi e brushes, various knives, pigments, willow charcoal, and some other odds and ends...

Yeah, $1,500 can't touch it.
This sounds like a modern version of the "pen is mightier than the sword" parable! :)
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TazManiac wrote:Catawampus! Thank you; I had forgotten where the new bolts I had purchased from the hardware store had gotten to and I just realized I was wearing the olive drab that day...
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Dave wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:Idiots refuse to hear me when I say the only ammo in it is Alizarin Crimson, Cobalt blue, Rose Madder, French Ultramarine, Quinaquidrone Violet, etcetera, and oh, about a grand of Kolinsky sable, Korean calligraphy brushes, Japanese nishiki and Sumi e brushes, various knives, pigments, willow charcoal, and some other odds and ends...

Yeah, $1,500 can't touch it.
This sounds like a modern version of the "pen is mightier than the sword" parable! :)
Lord I'm tired. That read so very, very wrong...
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.

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Sarge much respect, you collection blows mine out of the water.
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DinkyInky wrote:
Dave wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:Idiots refuse to hear me when I say the only ammo in it is Alizarin Crimson, Cobalt blue, Rose Madder, French Ultramarine, Quinaquidrone Violet, etcetera, and oh, about a grand of Kolinsky sable, Korean calligraphy brushes, Japanese nishiki and Sumi e brushes, various knives, pigments, willow charcoal, and some other odds and ends...

Yeah, $1,500 can't touch it.
This sounds like a modern version of the "pen is mightier than the sword" parable! :)
Lord I'm tired. That read so very, very wrong...
Freudian Slip, anyone? :twisted: :lol:
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Just don't lick yer brushes...

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GlytchMeister wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:
Dave wrote: This sounds like a modern version of the "pen is mightier than the sword" parable! :)
Lord I'm tired. That read so very, very wrong...
Freudian Slip, anyone? :twisted: :lol:
Freud has nothing on how far down my mind traveled.
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.

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DinkyInky wrote: I'm sure Sarge could drum up the exact tool the ammo listed on my box goes to.
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Julie wrote:Happy Thanksgiving from east Texas!!
VERY NIZE!!!
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DinkyInky wrote:
GlytchMeister wrote:
Freudian Slip, anyone? :twisted: :lol:
Freud has nothing on how far down my mind traveled.
If Freud were alive, I bet I could make him blush!!!
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Catawampus wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:Yup. Art supply box. Oddly enough, people have offered me stupid amounts of money for it. Dunno why.
People can be weird like that. A while back, I was walking along in one of my old field jackets. Some guy and his girlfriend (they looked to be in college) came up to me, and the guy asked where I got it and if there might be any more in stock. I told him that I got it by enlisting and that he could always try doing the same, but apparently that didn't appeal to him. Instead he asked me how much I wanted for it.

I said two-hundred dollars, just joking with him.

He ran off with the girl, and I went on my way. A few minutes later, they came out of a bank and ran up to me, and he handed me $200. So I went ahead and gave him the jacket, which I could probably buy twenty of for that price in some surplus store.

I have two or three more of them in my closet. Perhaps I should put them away in a safe as future savings.
My favorite response to such Jackasses is to give them the "I'm not really stable" stare and ask them, "What makes you think I BOUGHT this?"- mind you, it has my name, rank, unit etc.- plus the patch that says 'Infidel' is Arabic. Yea, I know- that's against regs. There's nobody in the county with the authority to do anything about it... and if there was, they'd be out of jurisdiction here in the Okanogan.
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Sgt. Howard wrote:My favorite response to such Jackasses is to give them the "I'm not really stable" stare and ask them, "What makes you think I BOUGHT this?"- mind you, it has my name, rank, unit etc.- plus the patch that says 'Infidel' is Arabic. Yea, I know- that's against regs. There's nobody in the county with the authority to do anything about it... and if there was, they'd be out of jurisdiction here in the Okanogan.
if you enlisted to get that jacket, as implied by the unit/rank tabs comment... then you in fact, DID buy it... while still in boot camp, you may remember getting your LES's during payday, and in the first one or two you got, it listed the various deductions made during that pay period (both voluntary ones like savings bonds, AND involuntary ones like taxes, etc.) one of which was the reimbursement of the cost of your issued uniforms back to the government as a deduction from your pay...

SO.. unless you STOLE them, then yes, yes you DID pay for them...

:D
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scantrontb wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:My favorite response to such Jackasses is to give them the "I'm not really stable" stare and ask them, "What makes you think I BOUGHT this?"- mind you, it has my name, rank, unit etc.- plus the patch that says 'Infidel' is Arabic. Yea, I know- that's against regs. There's nobody in the county with the authority to do anything about it... and if there was, they'd be out of jurisdiction here in the Okanogan.
if you enlisted to get that jacket, as implied by the unit/rank tabs comment... then you in fact, DID buy it... while still in boot camp, you may remember getting your LES's during payday, and in the first one or two you got, it listed the various deductions made during that pay period (both voluntary ones like savings bonds, AND involuntary ones like taxes, etc.) one of which was the reimbursement of the cost of your issued uniforms back to the government as a deduction from your pay...

SO.. unless you STOLE them, then yes, yes you DID pay for them...

:D
*applause*
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.

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DinkyInky wrote:
scantrontb wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:My favorite response to such Jackasses is to give them the "I'm not really stable" stare and ask them, "What makes you think I BOUGHT this?"- mind you, it has my name, rank, unit etc.- plus the patch that says 'Infidel' is Arabic. Yea, I know- that's against regs. There's nobody in the county with the authority to do anything about it... and if there was, they'd be out of jurisdiction here in the Okanogan.
if you enlisted to get that jacket, as implied by the unit/rank tabs comment... then you in fact, DID buy it... while still in boot camp, you may remember getting your LES's during payday, and in the first one or two you got, it listed the various deductions made during that pay period (both voluntary ones like savings bonds, AND involuntary ones like taxes, etc.) one of which was the reimbursement of the cost of your issued uniforms back to the government as a deduction from your pay...

SO.. unless you STOLE them, then yes, yes you DID pay for them...

:D
*applause*
*applauses real loud*
(I have big hands, and if I cup them just right, my clapping can get rather loud - as far as hand clapping goes...)
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Sgt. Howard wrote:
Julie wrote:Happy Thanksgiving from east Texas!!
VERY NIZE!!!
It certainly gave me another way of thinking of the term "entertainment center" :P
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lake_wrangler wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:
scantrontb wrote:SO.. unless you STOLE them, then yes, yes you DID pay for them...

:D
*applause*
*applauses real loud*
(I have big hands, and if I cup them just right, my clapping can get rather loud - as far as hand clapping goes...)
meh, not really applause worthy, but thanks anyway... i was just trying to make a semi-snarky comment in jest...
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I thought a thread titled "gun porn" would have more pics like this:

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shadowinthelight wrote:I thought a thread titled "gun porn" would have more pics like this:

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If I could only get that to happen... I would DEFINATLY breed them!!!!
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Not a great idea, Sarge. Those appear to be hybrid guns. You know the problem with trying to cross-breed modern hybrids - they don't "breed true", and tend to back-cross in all sorts of interesting and unpredictable ways. The offspring may revert to being like one or the other of the ancestral strains, or have an odd mix of characteristics that you wouldn't expect.

You might end up with a heavy-duty shoulder stock and a sniper-grade rear sight, attached to a pepperbox pistol's multiple barrels. It'd look rather silly.

Or (considering you're talking about mating rifles) you might get a blunderbuss.
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