Oldie but goodie, from something I saw on QDB.
Replace one word (or up to a 3-word group) of a line in Star Wars with "Pants". Object is to be as funny and/or disturbing as possible.
Rules:
One entry per poster.
You may change your entry at any time, but must stay at no more than one.
No derogatory comments. Other comments are fine.
If the line is especially obscure, quote the original line as well.
"Would somebody get this big walking carpet out of my pants?"
Eagerly anticipating the Pun Jar singularity event...
Forget the Plot Flour...we're into Plot Cornstarch, and the plot has gone non-newtonian...
Clearly this topic is perfect for the prequels (primarily the worst of the 3).
EPISODE 2
Dealer: You wanna buy some pants?
Obi-Wan: You don't want to sell me pants.
Dealer: Ah, I don't want to sell you pants.
Obi-Wan: You want to go home and rethink your life.
Dealer: I want to go home and rethink my life.
Obi-Wan Kenobi: That's no moon... It's a Pants Station!
Han Solo: It's too big to be a Pants station!...
Luke Skywalker: I have a very pants feeling about this.
"Live, Laugh, Love and Keep Moving Forward." MrFireDragon
"That blast came from the pants! That thing is operational!"
(You bet, baby)
Come to the Dark Side. We have cookies....
Last edited by NOTDilbert on Tue Sep 11, 2012 12:38 am, edited 1 time in total.
"Imagination is more important than Knowledge" - Albert Einstein
"History doesn't repeat itself, but it DOES rhyme" - Mark Twain
"Always. Expect. Ninjas." - Syndey Scoville
Mace: Listen, as soon as I get my pants, we're history, we're outta this place.
Cindel: Why can't we stay here with them?
Mace: Stay here with these walking hairbrushes? Come on Cindel, they're pants.
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
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