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Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:43 am
by GlytchMeister
Atomic wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:Didn't get the joke, but still fun.
  • Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
    Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
You may groan now.
AAAAaaaaAaaaAAAaAAAAaaarrrRRRRRrrGggGGGgHhHHHhhhh...... >_<

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:56 am
by TazManiac
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... track Twenty-Nine...

Got it now.

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:36 am
by lake_wrangler
Jabberwonky wrote:Is it wrong that I was singing the punchline at 'Pardon me Roy...'? You young 'uns is making me feel olt...
;)
It didn't come right away, but as I was reading it, it "reminded" me of something...

The process went something similar to this:

"Pardon me Roy" ... "Pardon me boy?" ...

How did that song go again? I know it ends with "choo choo", so that would be the "new shoes", but I couldn't figure out the middle until I remembered "Chattanooga" and sang it to myself. Then I was able to sing the joke's punchline. 8-)

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:40 pm
by Jabberwonky
lake_wrangler wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:Is it wrong that I was singing the punchline at 'Pardon me Roy...'? You young 'uns is making me feel olt...
;)
It didn't come right away, but as I was reading it, it "reminded" me of something...

The process went something similar to this:

"Pardon me Roy" ... "Pardon me boy?" ...

How did that song go again? I know it ends with "choo choo", so that would be the "new shoes", but I couldn't figure out the middle until I remembered "Chattanooga" and sang it to myself. Then I was able to sing the joke's punchline. 8-)
:lol: :lol:

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:32 pm
by DinkyInky
Atomic wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:Didn't get the joke, but still fun.
  • Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
    Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
You may groan now.
Naw. It reminds me of the Camptown races joke that my Grandpa used to toss at me whenever he thought I forgot it(which I never did, I just loved to hear gim tell it, with all the cute gestures and expressions). Goodness, I miss him andmy Grandma both.

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 1:32 am
by shadowinthelight
What song did they play at the Grim Reaper's graduation?


Psychopomp and Circumstance

I have no idea how I never learned that word until reading Gunnerkrigg Court.

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 2:20 am
by Dave
shadowinthelight wrote:I have no idea how I never learned that word until reading Gunnerkrigg Court.
I didn't learn to recognize it and its meaning until a few years ago, either. It's not a word much used in American English, outside of classes on mythology and religion.

I'd guess that the word is a bit unusual to many, today, in part because the concept isn't a big part of the belief systems of the most commonly-practiced religions in the US these days. Much more common in the older "pagan" religions, wnd shamanic belief systems.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot... groan 8-)

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Fri May 22, 2015 5:48 am
by Atomic
shadowinthelight wrote:What song did they play at the Grim Reaper's graduation?


Psychopomp and Circumstance

I have no idea how I never learned that word until reading Gunnerkrigg Court.
What's the Headquarters of the Transylvanian military called? The Pentagram!

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Sat May 23, 2015 11:07 pm
by Jabberwonky
shadowinthelight wrote:What song did they play at the Grim Reaper's graduation?


Psychopomp and Circumstance

I have no idea how I never learned that word until reading Gunnerkrigg Court.
I learnt it from Stephen King in "The Dark Half"

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:48 pm
by shadowinthelight
Did you hear about the man who was working on a detailed analysis of people who leave the armed forces without permission to prepare sweet snacks in arid lands?

He finally finished his desert dessert desertion dissertation.

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:45 pm
by shadowinthelight
His rival published a rebuttal but it was widely panned as being full of inaccurate twisting of facts. It was quite the deserved desert dessert desertion dissertation distortion destruction.

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:18 pm
by GlytchMeister
Today's mindf**k provided by the letter D!

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:04 pm
by shadowinthelight
What is Captain Kirk's favorite kind of pie?






PECAAAAAAAAAAN!

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:26 pm
by AnotherFairportfan
Klingon son, you killed my bastard!

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:55 am
by Alkarii
Great, now I'm imagining Cpt. Kirk moonlighting as a motivational speaker.

"Everytime you... Look in a mirror... Tell yourself: yes... I... KHAAAAAN!!"

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:34 am
by ShneekeyTheLost
Never kill a man over breakfast. It might turn you into a cereal killer.
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In Billings, Montana, there was a bar serving drinks. One evening a bear walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings" was the bartender's reply
"Look you, I want a beer, and I want it now you sumbich."
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." was the bartender's response
"If you don't serve me a beer, I'm gonna go eat that woman down at the end of the bar."
"We still don't serve beer to bullying belligerent bears in bars in Billings. "
With that, the bear goes down to the end of the bar, and eats the woman. "So, you gonna serve me now?"
"No. We don't serve beer to bullying belligerent bears on drugs in bars in Billings."
"Wait... on drugs? Whaddya mean on drugs?"
"That was the bar b*ch you ate."

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:39 am
by DinkyInky
Run for your lives! The muttery filky punster liiiiives!

*Steps nto the shadows and hides*

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:43 am
by Julie
*hugs!* It's the Shneekey!!!

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:53 pm
by Typeminer
ShneekeyTheLost wrote:Never kill a man over breakfast. It might turn you into a cereal killer.
-----
In Billings, Montana, there was a bar serving drinks. One evening a bear walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings" was the bartender's reply
"Look you, I want a beer, and I want it now you sumbich."
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." was the bartender's response
"If you don't serve me a beer, I'm gonna go eat that woman down at the end of the bar."
"We still don't serve beer to bullying belligerent bears in bars in Billings. "
With that, the bear goes down to the end of the bar, and eats the woman. "So, you gonna serve me now?"
"No. We don't serve beer to bullying belligerent bears on drugs in bars in Billings."
"Wait... on drugs? Whaddya mean on drugs?"
"That was the bar b*ch you ate."
:shock:

That's as bad as when Mattel admitted that Ken got that blank look and blank crotch from dependence on phenobarbiedolls. :o

Re: Bad Jokes II

Posted: Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:59 am
by GlytchMeister