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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by GlytchMeister » Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:43 am

Atomic wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:Didn't get the joke, but still fun.
  • Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
    Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
You may groan now.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by TazManiac » Sat Apr 25, 2015 12:56 am

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... track Twenty-Nine...

Got it now.

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by lake_wrangler » Mon Apr 27, 2015 9:36 am

Jabberwonky wrote:Is it wrong that I was singing the punchline at 'Pardon me Roy...'? You young 'uns is making me feel olt...
;)
It didn't come right away, but as I was reading it, it "reminded" me of something...

The process went something similar to this:

"Pardon me Roy" ... "Pardon me boy?" ...

How did that song go again? I know it ends with "choo choo", so that would be the "new shoes", but I couldn't figure out the middle until I remembered "Chattanooga" and sang it to myself. Then I was able to sing the joke's punchline. 8-)

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Jabberwonky » Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:40 pm

lake_wrangler wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:Is it wrong that I was singing the punchline at 'Pardon me Roy...'? You young 'uns is making me feel olt...
;)
It didn't come right away, but as I was reading it, it "reminded" me of something...

The process went something similar to this:

"Pardon me Roy" ... "Pardon me boy?" ...

How did that song go again? I know it ends with "choo choo", so that would be the "new shoes", but I couldn't figure out the middle until I remembered "Chattanooga" and sang it to myself. Then I was able to sing the joke's punchline. 8-)
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by DinkyInky » Wed Apr 29, 2015 2:32 pm

Atomic wrote:
DinkyInky wrote:Didn't get the joke, but still fun.
  • Pardon me Roy, is that the cat that chewed your new shoes?
    Pardon me boy, is that the Chattanooga Choo Choo?
You may groan now.
Naw. It reminds me of the Camptown races joke that my Grandpa used to toss at me whenever he thought I forgot it(which I never did, I just loved to hear gim tell it, with all the cute gestures and expressions). Goodness, I miss him andmy Grandma both.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by shadowinthelight » Fri May 22, 2015 1:32 am

What song did they play at the Grim Reaper's graduation?


Psychopomp and Circumstance

I have no idea how I never learned that word until reading Gunnerkrigg Court.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Dave » Fri May 22, 2015 2:20 am

shadowinthelight wrote:I have no idea how I never learned that word until reading Gunnerkrigg Court.
I didn't learn to recognize it and its meaning until a few years ago, either. It's not a word much used in American English, outside of classes on mythology and religion.

I'd guess that the word is a bit unusual to many, today, in part because the concept isn't a big part of the belief systems of the most commonly-practiced religions in the US these days. Much more common in the older "pagan" religions, wnd shamanic belief systems.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot... groan 8-)

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Atomic » Fri May 22, 2015 5:48 am

shadowinthelight wrote:What song did they play at the Grim Reaper's graduation?


Psychopomp and Circumstance

I have no idea how I never learned that word until reading Gunnerkrigg Court.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Jabberwonky » Sat May 23, 2015 11:07 pm

shadowinthelight wrote:What song did they play at the Grim Reaper's graduation?


Psychopomp and Circumstance

I have no idea how I never learned that word until reading Gunnerkrigg Court.
I learnt it from Stephen King in "The Dark Half"
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by shadowinthelight » Thu Jun 18, 2015 8:48 pm

Did you hear about the man who was working on a detailed analysis of people who leave the armed forces without permission to prepare sweet snacks in arid lands?

He finally finished his desert dessert desertion dissertation.
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Post by shadowinthelight » Thu Jun 18, 2015 9:45 pm

His rival published a rebuttal but it was widely panned as being full of inaccurate twisting of facts. It was quite the deserved desert dessert desertion dissertation distortion destruction.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by GlytchMeister » Fri Jun 19, 2015 1:18 pm

Today's mindf**k provided by the letter D!
He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by shadowinthelight » Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:04 pm

What is Captain Kirk's favorite kind of pie?






PECAAAAAAAAAAN!
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by AnotherFairportfan » Tue Nov 24, 2015 11:26 pm

Klingon son, you killed my bastard!
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Alkarii » Fri Dec 04, 2015 3:55 am

Great, now I'm imagining Cpt. Kirk moonlighting as a motivational speaker.

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by ShneekeyTheLost » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:34 am

Never kill a man over breakfast. It might turn you into a cereal killer.
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In Billings, Montana, there was a bar serving drinks. One evening a bear walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings" was the bartender's reply
"Look you, I want a beer, and I want it now you sumbich."
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." was the bartender's response
"If you don't serve me a beer, I'm gonna go eat that woman down at the end of the bar."
"We still don't serve beer to bullying belligerent bears in bars in Billings. "
With that, the bear goes down to the end of the bar, and eats the woman. "So, you gonna serve me now?"
"No. We don't serve beer to bullying belligerent bears on drugs in bars in Billings."
"Wait... on drugs? Whaddya mean on drugs?"
"That was the bar b*ch you ate."

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by DinkyInky » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:39 am

Run for your lives! The muttery filky punster liiiiives!

*Steps nto the shadows and hides*
Yanno how some people have Angels/Devils for a conscience? I have a Dark Elf ShadowKnight and a Half Elf Ranger for mine. The really bad part is when they agree on something.

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Julie » Wed Dec 09, 2015 12:43 am

*hugs!* It's the Shneekey!!!
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Typeminer » Wed Dec 09, 2015 9:53 pm

ShneekeyTheLost wrote:Never kill a man over breakfast. It might turn you into a cereal killer.
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In Billings, Montana, there was a bar serving drinks. One evening a bear walked into a bar and ordered a beer.
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears in bars in Billings" was the bartender's reply
"Look you, I want a beer, and I want it now you sumbich."
"I'm sorry, but we don't serve beer to belligerent bears in bars in Billings." was the bartender's response
"If you don't serve me a beer, I'm gonna go eat that woman down at the end of the bar."
"We still don't serve beer to bullying belligerent bears in bars in Billings. "
With that, the bear goes down to the end of the bar, and eats the woman. "So, you gonna serve me now?"
"No. We don't serve beer to bullying belligerent bears on drugs in bars in Billings."
"Wait... on drugs? Whaddya mean on drugs?"
"That was the bar b*ch you ate."
:shock:

That's as bad as when Mattel admitted that Ken got that blank look and blank crotch from dependence on phenobarbiedolls. :o
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by GlytchMeister » Thu Dec 10, 2015 4:59 am

He's mister GlytchMeister, he's mister code
He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!

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