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A rerun, perhaps, but apropos to the current musical theme...

Q. What's an example of perfect pitch?

A. When the dulcimer lands on the bag pipes you threw in the dumpster yesterday.

What's the difference between a bagpipe and a trampoline?

No one minds when you jump up and down on a bagpipe.

Glass coffins are now available, but their popularity remains to be seen.

Atomic wrote: ↑Mon Oct 22, 2018 7:32 am A rerun, perhaps, but apropos to the current musical theme...

Q. What's an example of perfect pitch?

A. When the dulcimer lands on the bag pipes you threw in the dumpster yesterday.

Why do they call it a hammered dulcimer?

It's the only way to be sure.

Typeminer wrote: ↑Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:25 am Everyone says "Save the Whales!" You ever try saving whales? Just one of them takes up the whole garage. Every damn cat within in a mile radius hangs out in the yard, too. It's a hell of a mess.

So this guy is walking downtown past a deli window and sees a sign: "Any type of sandwich - we got it!"

Well, not one to miss out on a challenge, he goes into the deli and orders an elephant ear sandwich.

"Ah -- one moment!" says the counter guy, who runs back to the office.

"Boss, boss -- some guy just ordered an elephant ear sandwich!"

The boss says, "Yeah, so? We just got a fresh batch this morning."

"But boss... we're out of those big buns!"

Well they figured it out and the guy got his sandwich. Late the next evening, he decides to hit up the deli one more time. He orders a whale sandwich.

"Boss, boss -- that guy from yesterday just ordered a whale sandwich!"

"We got three. So what's the problem?"

"It's almost closing and I'd have to start on a whole new whale!"

I recently ran across an interesting book in my library's history section... an autobiography written by an English sea captain who later turned to piracy. It's "The Journal of a Privateer", by Mark Andre Preisal.

Dave wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 11:07 am I recently ran across an interesting book in my library's history section... an autobiography written by an English sea captain who later turned to piracy. It's "The Journal of a Privateer", by Mark Andre Preisal.

Was it written as a series of letters?

Bookworm wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:26 pm Was it written as a series of letters?

Why yes, it was!

Dave wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:33 pm

Bookworm wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:26 pm Was it written as a series of letters?

Why yes, it was!

hi dave, jasper heer, plees stop, makes my poor dog brain hurt

Hansontoons wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:07 pm

Dave wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:33 pm

Bookworm wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:26 pm Was it written as a series of letters?

Why yes, it was!

hi dave, jasper heer, plees stop, makes my poor dog brain hurt

It'll have to come out!

Bookworm wrote: ↑Sat Jan 26, 2019 12:03 am

Hansontoons wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 9:07 pm

Dave wrote: ↑Fri Jan 25, 2019 7:33 pm
Why yes, it was!

hi dave, jasper heer, plees stop, makes my poor dog brain hurt

It'll have to come out!

Who's gonna perform a labotomy?

We'll just wash It and put it back in...

TazManiac wrote: ↑Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:22 pm We'll just wash It and put it back in...

I'll make a quick trip to the Crosstime Cafe for some cleaning supplies...



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Warrl wrote: ↑Sat Jan 26, 2019 5:59 pm

TazManiac wrote: ↑Sat Jan 26, 2019 1:22 pm We'll just wash It and put it back in...

I'll make a quick trip to the [url=https://www.crosstimecafe.com/index.php]Crosstime Cafe[/u] for some cleaning supplies...

Does it puts the lotion on it's skin?

As poetry goes, it seems a trifle formulaic to me.

Hey Glytch, you've occasionally referred to a car as the Frankenstratus...

It's a hearse for midgets.

Anyone for haiku, a la Euler's identity?


e^iπ + 1 = 0

Imaginary pi
taken to the antilog
plus one becomes naught

That’s not a FrankenCar, that’s a redneck abomination!

Also, I’m just waiting for Sarge to see my Limerick...