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Post by Catawampus » Wed Mar 13, 2019 9:43 pm

Bookworm wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:53 pm
I can find the courthouse blindfolded.
Yeah, drive around with a blindfold on and you're likely to find yourself in a courthouse eventually. . .

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Post by jwhouk » Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:23 pm

I got called for jury duty the weeks before I moved to Arizona. I dread to think what would happen if I got called for jury duty here in Maricopa County...

...then again, I have roughly a one in 4 million chance of being called to serve, so...
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Post by AnotherFairportfan » Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:46 pm

GlytchMeister wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 7:22 pm
I’ve never even been asked to serve jury duty.

I wonder why.
Same here.

I did get a witness summons, back about 1974 - i had been closing the convenience store i was working at and i heard someone who thought the place was empty digging through the back wall to burglarise the place and i heard it and called the cops.

By the trial date, i was back in Atlanta {i'd been in Greenville SC for the summer}, so i drove up, headed for the courthouse, and five minutes before the trial was due to start, someone told me that i was excused because they had copped a last-minute plea deal; i got ten cents a mile travel money ($26 for the round trip} and a dollar-per day {$1} for my time.

Nice reason to visit my family for a couple days and get paid.
He had done a good job of covering his tracks, but that was to be expected. After all, one does not conspire to ruin a House and murder a queen and then just stand there waving and waiting patiently for retribution.

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Post by Bookworm » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:23 am

jwhouk wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 10:23 pm
I got called for jury duty the weeks before I moved to Arizona. I dread to think what would happen if I got called for jury duty here in Maricopa County...
You'd show up with a couple of good books, and see if they settle out of court?
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.

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Post by TazManiac » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:09 am

(good one Catawampus)

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Post by Warrl » Thu Mar 14, 2019 2:18 am

Bookworm wrote:
Wed Mar 13, 2019 8:53 pm
I can find the courthouse blindfolded.
Why is the courthouse blindfolded?
:mrgreen:

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Post by Alkarii » Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:53 am

I imagine the courthouse is into some kinky shit, but a blindfold itself is kind of tame.
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Post by jwhouk » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:50 am

Well, there is that chick that stands outside the courthouse with a blindfold on.
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Post by Catawampus » Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:56 am

Bookworm wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:23 am
You'd show up with a couple of good books, and see if they settle out of court?
You've gotta be careful when you bring books to a courthouse, though. A judge might decide to throw the book at the defendant, and if he uses yours then it might get all dented and blood-stained.
Alkarii wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:53 am
I imagine the courthouse is into some kinky shit, but a blindfold itself is kind of tame.
Ah, but it also has the scales and the sword. You really don't want to know how it uses those in the bedroom, unless you're really into that sort of thing.

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Post by TazManiac » Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:14 pm

And then she asks you...
Does this Robe make me look fat? Answer Honestly...

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Post by Dave » Thu Mar 14, 2019 3:06 pm

Catawampus wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 9:56 am
Alkarii wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 6:53 am
I imagine the courthouse is into some kinky shit, but a blindfold itself is kind of tame.
Ah, but it also has the scales and the sword. You really don't want to know how it uses those in the bedroom, unless you're really into that sort of thing.
You've heard the old proverb, saying that "Revenge is a dish best served cold", right?

The statue is simply restating that, in a context of law.

It's saying that revenge, when carried out through the legal system, is "blind, just ice."

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Post by GlytchMeister » Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:39 pm

THAT one might qualify you for “needed killin’” status in the eyes of the Law...
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Post by Dave » Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:05 pm

GlytchMeister wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:39 pm
THAT one might qualify you for “needed killin’” status in the eyes of the Law...
(Since it's apparent that the heat is on, Dave places a large Peltier junction into the Pun Jar.)

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Post by Warrl » Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:17 pm

TazManiac wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:14 pm
And then she asks you...
Does this Robe make me look fat? Answer Honestly...
"No, it's not the robe..." (ducks and runs)

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Post by Dave » Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:23 pm

Warrl wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:17 pm
TazManiac wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 1:14 pm
And then she asks you...
Does this Robe make me look fat? Answer Honestly...
"No, it's not the robe..." (ducks and runs)
"Is cold sleeping on porch."

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Post by Alkarii » Thu Mar 14, 2019 7:32 pm

On a completely unrelated note:

Spell the word "boobytrap" backwards.
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Post by Hansontoons » Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:41 pm

Dave wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:05 pm
GlytchMeister wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:39 pm
THAT one might qualify you for “needed killin’” status in the eyes of the Law...
(Since it's apparent that the heat is on, Dave places a large Peltier junction into the Pun Jar.)
He had it shipped in fresh (on ice) from Petticoat Junction. The Amateur Electrical League was having a garage sale.

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Post by Dave » Thu Mar 14, 2019 11:27 pm

Hansontoons wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 8:41 pm
Dave wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 5:05 pm
GlytchMeister wrote:
Thu Mar 14, 2019 4:39 pm
THAT one might qualify you for “needed killin’” status in the eyes of the Law...
(Since it's apparent that the heat is on, Dave places a large Peltier junction into the Pun Jar.)
He had it shipped in fresh (on ice) from Petticoat Junction. The Amateur Electrical League was having a garage sale.
He had it sent by a very specific freight forwarding service in Acampo, CA... on account of where they're located.

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