Used to have that on my wall lo these many, many years ago. Had a cork board of items I constantly changed, all of a same level. This served several purposes, from amusing my co-workers to getting them to come in and say hello on a regular basis to bringing them within reach so I could manage them without 'managing' them, so to speak.
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- Just Old Al
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"The Empire was founded on cups of tea, mate, and if you think I am going to war without one you are sadly mistaken."
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For some reason, nobody's shocked when a defibrillator fails. You'd think that would be rather concerning.
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Pun jar. NOW.
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You do realize this thread is FOR jokes like that, right?
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It's simply a lack of good vibrations.
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Yeah, how else does one kick start a heart?
*Drops a copy of the Motley Crue single "Kickstart my Heart" into the pun jar... And leaves the jar standing open.*
*Drops a copy of the Motley Crue single "Kickstart my Heart" into the pun jar... And leaves the jar standing open.*
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Call the Dropkick Murphys?
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So... Did anyone notice that the pun jar is standing ajar?
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Yeah, I just didn’t do anything about it because I like the music you chose.
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He's mister exploiter, he's mister ones and zeros
They call me GlytchMeister, whatever I touch
Starts to glitch in my clutch!
I'm too much!
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That's supposed to be music?GlytchMeister wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:20 am Yeah, I just didn’t do anything about it because I like the music you chose.
Must be jazz, which is the musical equivalent of letting preschoolers break into the band room and abuse the instruments.
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Hmmm...Bookworm wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:29 pmThat's supposed to be music?GlytchMeister wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:20 am Yeah, I just didn’t do anything about it because I like the music you chose.
Must be jazz, which is the musical equivalent of letting preschoolers break into the band room and abuse the instruments.
I once heard New Orleans Jazz described as a bucket of music tumbling down the stairs.
Well, yes!
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Hmm. Good blues, but why is the woman wearing two canoes from her ears?Atomic wrote: ↑Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:17 pmHmmm...Bookworm wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:29 pmThat's supposed to be music?GlytchMeister wrote: ↑Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:20 am Yeah, I just didn’t do anything about it because I like the music you chose.
Must be jazz, which is the musical equivalent of letting preschoolers break into the band room and abuse the instruments.
I once heard New Orleans Jazz described as a bucket of music tumbling down the stairs.
Well, yes!
Moaning the Blues - Tuba Skinny
I'll get a life when it's proven and substantiated to be better than what I'm currently experiencing.
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Oh, if you want to talk about musical abuse of perfectly good instruments, there is much, much worse out there.
Here the most serious example of that I've ever heard of.
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Yep, that group definitely provides that first syllable...
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Well, one roommate in college was from Flint, Michigan, and he played 'Industrial Music'. It sounded, roughly, like someone beating steel trash cans to death with a chainsaw. Somewhat rhythmically.Dave wrote: ↑Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:11 pmOh, if you want to talk about musical abuse of perfectly good instruments, there is much, much worse out there.
Here the most serious example of that I've ever heard of.
Hey - know what the difference is between a trombone and a chainsaw?
Sometimes you can get a chainsaw in tune.
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There's another difference.
You've never seen a horror/slasher movie in which innocent victims are messily slaughtered by a trombone-wielding maniac.
You never will. There are some depths to which even the makers of the shoddiest murder-porn films will not sink.
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Not only that, but they're also trying to avoid all the bad jokes that will inevitably come with it.
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