Bad Jokes II

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Just Old Al » Fri Sep 21, 2018 8:30 am

Dave wrote:
Fri Sep 21, 2018 12:04 am
Reminds me of a poster that the folks in the next office had on their door, some decades ago.
Used to have that on my wall lo these many, many years ago. Had a cork board of items I constantly changed, all of a same level. This served several purposes, from amusing my co-workers to getting them to come in and say hello on a regular basis to bringing them within reach so I could manage them without 'managing' them, so to speak.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Alkarii » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:29 am

For some reason, nobody's shocked when a defibrillator fails. You'd think that would be rather concerning.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Just Old Al » Tue Oct 16, 2018 4:39 am

Alkarii wrote:
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:29 am
For some reason, nobody's shocked when a defibrillator fails. You'd think that would be rather concerning.
Pun jar. NOW.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Alkarii » Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:38 pm

You do realize this thread is FOR jokes like that, right?
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Dave » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:06 pm

Alkarii wrote:
Tue Oct 16, 2018 1:38 pm
You do realize this thread is FOR jokes like that, right?
Sure... but even here, we gotta pay to play! :D

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Warrl » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:48 pm

Alkarii wrote:
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:29 am
For some reason, nobody's shocked when a defibrillator fails. You'd think that would be rather concerning.
If not disheartening.

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Bookworm » Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:55 pm

Alkarii wrote:
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:29 am
For some reason, nobody's shocked when a defibrillator fails. You'd think that would be rather concerning.
It's simply a lack of good vibrations.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Dave » Tue Oct 16, 2018 7:51 pm

Alkarii wrote:
Tue Oct 16, 2018 3:29 am
For some reason, nobody's shocked when a defibrillator fails. You'd think that would be rather concerning.
If it was a musician who had suffered a heart attack, it would definitely be disconcerting.

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Alkarii » Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:16 am

Yeah, how else does one kick start a heart?

*Drops a copy of the Motley Crue single "Kickstart my Heart" into the pun jar... And leaves the jar standing open.*
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Bookworm » Wed Oct 17, 2018 6:06 pm

Alkarii wrote:
Wed Oct 17, 2018 12:16 am
Yeah, how else does one kick start a heart?
Call the Dropkick Murphys?
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Alkarii » Sat Oct 20, 2018 2:13 am

So... Did anyone notice that the pun jar is standing ajar?
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by GlytchMeister » Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:20 am

Yeah, I just didn’t do anything about it because I like the music you chose.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Bookworm » Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:29 pm

GlytchMeister wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:20 am
Yeah, I just didn’t do anything about it because I like the music you chose.
That's supposed to be music?

Must be jazz, which is the musical equivalent of letting preschoolers break into the band room and abuse the instruments.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Atomic » Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:17 pm

Bookworm wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:29 pm
GlytchMeister wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:20 am
Yeah, I just didn’t do anything about it because I like the music you chose.
That's supposed to be music?

Must be jazz, which is the musical equivalent of letting preschoolers break into the band room and abuse the instruments.
Hmmm...

I once heard New Orleans Jazz described as a bucket of music tumbling down the stairs.

Well, yes!

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Bookworm » Sun Oct 21, 2018 5:52 pm

Atomic wrote:
Sun Oct 21, 2018 3:17 pm
Bookworm wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:29 pm
GlytchMeister wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 3:20 am
Yeah, I just didn’t do anything about it because I like the music you chose.
That's supposed to be music?

Must be jazz, which is the musical equivalent of letting preschoolers break into the band room and abuse the instruments.
Hmmm...

I once heard New Orleans Jazz described as a bucket of music tumbling down the stairs.

Well, yes!

Moaning the Blues - Tuba Skinny
Hmm. Good blues, but why is the woman wearing two canoes from her ears?
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Dave » Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:11 pm

Bookworm wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:29 pm
That's supposed to be music?

Must be jazz, which is the musical equivalent of letting preschoolers break into the band room and abuse the instruments.
Oh, if you want to talk about musical abuse of perfectly good instruments, there is much, much worse out there.

Here the most serious example of that I've ever heard of.

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Warrl » Sun Oct 21, 2018 9:22 pm

Dave wrote:
Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:11 pm
Here the most serious example of that I've ever heard of.
Yep, that group definitely provides that first syllable...

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Bookworm » Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:27 pm

Dave wrote:
Sun Oct 21, 2018 6:11 pm
Bookworm wrote:
Sat Oct 20, 2018 9:29 pm
That's supposed to be music?

Must be jazz, which is the musical equivalent of letting preschoolers break into the band room and abuse the instruments.
Oh, if you want to talk about musical abuse of perfectly good instruments, there is much, much worse out there.

Here the most serious example of that I've ever heard of.
Well, one roommate in college was from Flint, Michigan, and he played 'Industrial Music'. It sounded, roughly, like someone beating steel trash cans to death with a chainsaw. Somewhat rhythmically.

Hey - know what the difference is between a trombone and a chainsaw?

Sometimes you can get a chainsaw in tune.
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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Dave » Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:35 am

Bookworm wrote:
Sun Oct 21, 2018 10:27 pm
Hey - know what the difference is between a trombone and a chainsaw?

Sometimes you can get a chainsaw in tune.
There's another difference.

You've never seen a horror/slasher movie in which innocent victims are messily slaughtered by a trombone-wielding maniac.

You never will. There are some depths to which even the makers of the shoddiest murder-porn films will not sink.

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Re: Bad Jokes II

Post by Alkarii » Mon Oct 22, 2018 12:44 am

Not only that, but they're also trying to avoid all the bad jokes that will inevitably come with it.
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