An Accident 2013-01-16

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Re: An Accident 2013-01-16

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Yamara wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:
MrFireDragon wrote:Bad Phix! Bad Phix! Stay!! Staaaaaay!!!
But where are you going to find a rolled up newspaper big enough to make that stick? :P
Ah.

Is that how Nudge got Oedipus to attack Phix with a scroll.
LOL, he realizes it is not big enough to swat with and throws it instead. I can see it!!

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Geezer wrote:At least Monica hasn't "lost face" by doing the heroic thing... :lol:

Let me drag this bag o'coins over to the PunJar deposit chute...
Ahem. I know it was a late post yesterday, but I claim precedence on this one.

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Sideromelane wrote:Am i the only one who thought Monica got in the way on PURPOSE?
Nope. I suggested it and backed it up with what compelling (well, I think it's compelling) logic, yesterday.
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Well, at least this episode will allow Monica to speak normally for a while, but she does need to get a grip on the fangs development.
Perhaps her oversize tongue was only a precursor to growing an equally oversize muzzle as well as the carnivorous canines.
I wonder how she looks in fur and spots?
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Lee M wrote:
Geezer wrote:At least Monica hasn't "lost face" by doing the heroic thing... :lol:

Let me drag this bag o'coins over to the PunJar deposit chute...
Ahem. I know it was a late post yesterday, but I claim precedence on this one.

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Harumph! I beg to differ. ;)
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sheik wrote:I wonder how she looks in fur and spots?
Well, if Pablo ever dares to take Monica that far, I hope he consults a page like this to tell the difference between jaguar, leopard, and cheetah spots.
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"Annnd it's the start of another Library Hockey Season with a face off between Phix and Monica ... Look at that puck go ... wait a minute, that's Monica's face ... and the ref calls a timeout ... " :o
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Dr. Otter wrote:
Lee M wrote:
Geezer wrote:At least Monica hasn't "lost face" by doing the heroic thing... :lol:

Let me drag this bag o'coins over to the PunJar deposit chute...
Ahem. I know it was a late post yesterday, but I claim precedence on this one.

viewtopic.php?f=6&t=621&start=60#p11229
Harumph! I beg to differ. ;)
Dr. Otter wrote:How embarrassing! Phix needs to remember that people hate to suffer loss of face in front of the hired help.
viewtopic.php?f=6&t=621&start=40#p11197 \
Another case of great minds thinking alike. Or too many puns spoiling the broth.
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ChattaStarhawk wrote:And I still say Phix owes Monica for the upcoming loss of her clothes (and the custom built bra, which likely cost as much as the rest of the outfit combined).


If it was one of her "ordinary" bra's that she wears everyday then the funds shouldn't be a real issue they're more expensive than an off-the-rack bra, true... but not THAT expensive (i think... i'm a guy and i don't buy bras). BUT... what if she was wearing her SPORTS Bra today... Aha!... THEN the funds needed may be considerable indeed as Monica's price was $900 for that initial one... but what about that "unnamed agency" that bought enough of them at full cost in order to be ABLE to drop the price that M paid, to "ONLY" $900... i would not be surprised AT ALL to find out that the MIB were the ones that bought them up... waiting for this exact day, and obviously a few more as well... be those deaths from training accidents, or accidental "punctuation" (similar to today, etc), or just plain, being in the wrong place at the wrong time, whatever... they are prepared for the eventual disintegration of quite a few sports bra's!
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Judging from the fact that she's not being propped up, I'm guessing that wasn't one of her sports bras... Remember, she tipped forward and was held up off the floor by the bra... Not so in this instance... major boob squishage...
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Yamara wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:
MrFireDragon wrote:Bad Phix! Bad Phix! Stay!! Staaaaaay!!!
But where are you going to find a rolled up newspaper big enough to make that stick? :P
Ah.

Is that how Nudge got Oedipus to attack Phix with a scroll.
:lol: :lol:
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(as a side note, walking to the MWR for comp time, the lines of your siggy came out of my iPoot and looking at the screen I discovered I had that song)
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Mark N wrote:
donoho wrote:
Also, poor Susie. What's the vampire equivalent of pooping your pants? (Since vampires don't poop...)
We don't know that. Paul has not let us know all the particulars on vamps in the Wapsiverse.
Well, since Suzi eats the flesh of her victims, she probably eats other flesh/meat as well. That would lead me to think she drops the occasional stinky logs.
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scantrontb wrote:
ChattaStarhawk wrote:And I still say Phix owes Monica for the upcoming loss of her clothes (and the custom built bra, which likely cost as much as the rest of the outfit combined).


If it was one of her "ordinary" bra's that she wears everyday then the funds shouldn't be a real issue they're more expensive than an off-the-rack bra, true... but not THAT expensive (i think... i'm a guy and i don't buy bras).
I'm glad you admit that your knowledge is limited due to lack of experience. :) In this case (in spite of me already seeing the price tag on M's bra from the updated page) I'd disagree. My "off-the-rack" bras normally cost $70-$75 (and while very endowed, I'm no Monica)...which is already painfully pricey for a piece of clothing that is absolutely necessary daily wear. M shops at a specialty store where she frequently gets custom built bras. Not just the sports bra is custom. If you have to make an appointment to see the lady who runs the shop, and the lady also has a degree in architectural engineering (I don't have time to do an archive crawl to find the strip where Shelly goes shopping with M, but that's where we learn about Lydia's educational background), it's a safe bet that you're not buying any "off-the-rack" undergarments. :)

For custom built pieces, I'd venture that the starting price is double what I've shown I pay for off-the-rack. That means the cheapest bra she's likely to wear would be about $150. Unless she shops for designer clothes, the rest of her outfit would probably total around $100-$150...so if she's wearing something that isn't the bottom-rung on the custom scale...well... :) Yay expensive boobies!
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Jabberwonky wrote:
MrFireDragon wrote:Bad Phix! Bad Phix! Stay!! Staaaaaay!!!
But where are you going to find a rolled up newspaper big enough to make that stick? :P
Jabberwonky wrote:
Yamara wrote: Ah.

Is that how Nudge got Oedipus to attack Phix with a scroll.
:lol: :lol:
"No, really. Just smack her on the nose with it and she'll let you walk on by."
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Re: An Accident 2013-01-16

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Jabberwonky wrote:
MrFireDragon wrote:Bad Phix! Bad Phix! Stay!! Staaaaaay!!!
But where are you going to find a rolled up newspaper big enough to make that stick? :P
It's the Bibliotheke--they should have some scrolls that would do. ;)
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