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I'd go with the obvious Red Riding Hood reference, but I'm feeling less clever than usual at the moment.

So, who wants to take bets that Phix is hiding from M until she calms down? Sure, Phix is invulnerable in the library, but Monica could remove her from the library. I'm betting Phix's worst fear is a bit more lethal than Nudge's was.

Well, crud. Zachariah posted a thread at the same time I did. Alright Boxilar, care to copy your comment and move it to the other thread? I'll delete this one as soon as you do so.

With great power comes great orthodontist bills....

Boxilar wrote:So, who wants to take bets that Phix is hiding from M until she calms down? Sure, Phix is invulnerable in the library, but Monica could remove her from the library. I'm betting Phix's worst fear is a bit more lethal than Nudge's was.

I figure Phix is hiding because she's worried that Monica will giver her such a bite...

A big tongue deserves big teeth for company.

At least Monica didn't experience any discomfort as her new chompers came in while she was unconscious. Teeth that big would have hurt like a sumbitch.

Monica's going to be a tall strapping Nordic type - it's just coming in one body part at a time. First her tongue, then her boobs in 4th grade, and now her teeth. By the time she's a thousand years old she'll be six foot one and built like a lumberjack.

Wyvern wrote:By the time she's a thousand years old she'll be six foot one and built like a lumberjack.

...and she's OK! She sleeps all night and she works all day!

MerchManDan wrote:

Wyvern wrote:By the time she's a thousand years old she'll be six foot one and built like a lumberjack.

...and she's OK! She sleeps all night and she works all day!

She chews down trees, she wears high heels, and suspenders on her bra! She likes to talk to spirits, just like her grand-mama!

(I'm gonna go lie down, now)

MerchManDan wrote:

Wyvern wrote:By the time she's a thousand years old she'll be six foot one and built like a lumberjack.

...and she's OK! She sleeps all night and she works all day!

She already puts on women's clothing and hangs out in bars.

Stigmartyr762 wrote:At least Monica didn't experience any discomfort as her new chompers came in while she was unconscious. Teeth that big would have hurt like a sumbitch.

Just wait till she bites/perforates her tongue.

Just how do the rest of them avoid that?

And then there is Monica’s and Shelly’s next dentist and doctor’s visits. Are we going to get to see the double takes from those people?

MONICA: Nudge! Thith ith my punithment for trying to kill you, isn't it?

NUDGE: Calm down. This is just your Jaguar Girl© aspect manifesting, in the same way Shelly can assume her Sphinx aspect. You can resume your human form when you're ready.

MONICA: Oh, perfect! Thelly geth to be a big winged monthter, but I'm thtuck ath a catgirl with a lithp!

My2Cents wrote:

Stigmartyr762 wrote:At least Monica didn't experience any discomfort as her new chompers came in while she was unconscious. Teeth that big would have hurt like a sumbitch.

Just wait till she bites/perforates her tongue.

Just how do the rest of them avoid that?

And then there is Monica’s and Shelly’s next dentist and doctor’s visits. Are we going to get to see the double takes from those people?

They'll just go to Tina's dentist. They have to be used to it by now...

CraigR wrote: MONICA: Oh, perfect! Thelly geth to be a big winged monthter, but I'm thtuck ath a catgirl with a lithp!

I nominate this as the best sentence of the day!

Great strip, however I think it is odd tha tMonica was speaking clearly until she noticed the teeth... Psychological change because she knew there was soemthing different or was the lisp slow to catch up with her?

Thufferin' thuccatash!

Kingmaker wrote:

CraigR wrote: MONICA: Oh, perfect! Thelly geth to be a big winged monthter, but I'm thtuck ath a catgirl with a lithp!

I nominate this as the best sentence of the day!

Great strip, however I think it is odd tha tMonica was speaking clearly until she noticed the teeth... Psychological change because she knew there was soemthing different or was the lisp slow to catch up with her?

I second the nomination!

And I think it's psychological. If she can speak clearly with a tongue as big as hers is, then she can handle larger teefs.

Kingmaker wrote:

CraigR wrote: MONICA: Oh, perfect! Thelly geth to be a big winged monthter, but I'm thtuck ath a catgirl with a lithp!

I nominate this as the best sentence of the day!

Great strip, however I think it is odd tha tMonica was speaking clearly until she noticed the teeth... Psychological change because she knew there was soemthing different or was the lisp slow to catch up with her?

Her speech "impediment" only seems to be with the letter "S" she speaks clearly at first because there is no "S" in that first sentence. The "X" in Phix might give her problems though, but she doesn't seem to have a problem saying that.

Kingmaker wrote:

CraigR wrote: MONICA: Oh, perfect! Thelly geth to be a big winged monthter, but I'm thtuck ath a catgirl with a lithp!

I nominate this as the best sentence of the day!

Sounds like something one of the characters in El Goonish Shive might wind up saying...

All I can think of is the viral video of the girl in the car after having her wisdom teeth removed (still under the effects of the Demerol). she kept asking "Whath in mymouf" and her mom kept telling her, "Gauze, you had your wisdom teeth pulled". (repeats several times-- )