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Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 9:51 pm
by AnotherFairportfan

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 9:58 pm
by AnotherFairportfan
It's a killer snipe!

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:13 pm
by jwhouk
It's probably Valerie, realizing that Digit forgot the chips.

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Thu May 09, 2019 10:43 pm
by Opus the Poet
Looks like Timothy needs to breathe a bit...

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 2:19 am
by Warrl
Opus the Poet wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 10:43 pm
Looks like Timothy needs to breathe a bit...
I think he knows that - the reminder needs to go to someone else.

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 8:31 am
by TazManiac
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 9:58 pm
It's a killer snipe!
The Fire Swamp has many obstacles, such as Snow Sand and Rodents of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S., /ruːs/, ROOS)...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Princ ... de_(novel)

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 9:07 am
by FreeFlier
Barbara and Mindy really need to oil that door . . .

--FreeFlier

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 9:19 am
by ziggy78eog
The dangers of dating someone significantly taller than you.

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 9:40 am
by Dave
TazManiac wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 8:31 am
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 9:58 pm
It's a killer snipe!
The Fire Swamp has many obstacles, such as Snow Sand and Rodents of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S., /ruːs/, ROOS)...
The R.O.U.S. are not a problem in that part of the Black Forest. The Lindworm eats them.

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 9:41 am
by oldmanmickey
ziggy78eog wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 9:19 am
The dangers of dating someone significantly taller than you.
While there are a few dangers in dating someone taller in Timothy's case the advantages are obvious. I wonder if the cleavage zone has oxygen?

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Fri May 10, 2019 5:41 pm
by Opus the Poet
Not if he's facing away from the cleavage zone. Not only does he not have a space of clear air, his windpipe is under pressure in this position, where it would be the cervical spine that would be under pressure while he had that clear air between the breasts.

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 3:49 pm
by ShirouZhiwu
I've had cars that make that noise when I opened the door.

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 4:11 pm
by AnotherFairportfan
Be glad they didn't make that noise when you applied the brakes.

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The Yugo i ripped a door off made a similar but not-so-loud noise...

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Sat May 11, 2019 10:52 pm
by FreeFlier
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 4:11 pm
Be glad they didn't make that noise when you applied the brakes. . . .
Had a truck do that when I put the clutch in.

--FreeFlier

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 12:44 am
by GlytchMeister
Maintenance refuses to come lube our compactors, so they don’t NOT make this noise.

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 1:08 am
by Dave
GlytchMeister wrote:
Sun May 12, 2019 12:44 am
Maintenance refuses to come lube our compactors, so they don’t NOT make this noise.
Well, if you'd cease shredding, grinding, and compacting the bodies and mortal souls of the damnéd, the heavy equipment might not by burdened with the guilt that causes it to moan so loudly. :twisted:

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 1:08 am
by AnotherFairportfan
Shawna: What was THAT?
Castela: I don’t know but it sounds scary!
Scarlet: I’m scared!
Timothy: * GURK * {iz ded}

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 5:33 pm
by Typeminer
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 4:11 pm
The Yugo i ripped a door off made a similar but not-so-loud noise...
Q: For why has Yugo rear window electric defroster?

A: For to warm hands when pushing in snow!

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 6:40 pm
by AnotherFairportfan
The FIAT 128 was a decent little car.

There was nothing Sovet cost-cutting couldn't ruin.

Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Posted: Sun May 12, 2019 8:48 pm
by ShirouZhiwu
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 4:11 pm
Be glad they didn't make that noise when you applied the brakes.

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The Yugo i ripped a door off made a similar but not-so-loud noise...
That produced more of a fluttering whirring sound as the steel base for the brake pads rubbed against the exposed cooling fins of the rotors. :D