Weird Noises 2019-05-10

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Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Post by AnotherFairportfan » Thu May 09, 2019 9:51 pm

Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.

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Post by AnotherFairportfan » Thu May 09, 2019 9:58 pm

It's a killer snipe!
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Post by jwhouk » Thu May 09, 2019 10:13 pm

It's probably Valerie, realizing that Digit forgot the chips.
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Post by Opus the Poet » Thu May 09, 2019 10:43 pm

Looks like Timothy needs to breathe a bit...
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Post by Warrl » Fri May 10, 2019 2:19 am

Opus the Poet wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 10:43 pm
Looks like Timothy needs to breathe a bit...
I think he knows that - the reminder needs to go to someone else.

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Post by TazManiac » Fri May 10, 2019 8:31 am

AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 9:58 pm
It's a killer snipe!
The Fire Swamp has many obstacles, such as Snow Sand and Rodents of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S., /ruːs/, ROOS)...

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Post by FreeFlier » Fri May 10, 2019 9:07 am

Barbara and Mindy really need to oil that door . . .

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Post by ziggy78eog » Fri May 10, 2019 9:19 am

The dangers of dating someone significantly taller than you.

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Post by Dave » Fri May 10, 2019 9:40 am

TazManiac wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 8:31 am
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Thu May 09, 2019 9:58 pm
It's a killer snipe!
The Fire Swamp has many obstacles, such as Snow Sand and Rodents of Unusual Size (R.O.U.S., /ruːs/, ROOS)...
The R.O.U.S. are not a problem in that part of the Black Forest. The Lindworm eats them.

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Post by oldmanmickey » Fri May 10, 2019 9:41 am

ziggy78eog wrote:
Fri May 10, 2019 9:19 am
The dangers of dating someone significantly taller than you.
While there are a few dangers in dating someone taller in Timothy's case the advantages are obvious. I wonder if the cleavage zone has oxygen?
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Post by Opus the Poet » Fri May 10, 2019 5:41 pm

Not if he's facing away from the cleavage zone. Not only does he not have a space of clear air, his windpipe is under pressure in this position, where it would be the cervical spine that would be under pressure while he had that clear air between the breasts.
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Post by ShirouZhiwu » Sat May 11, 2019 3:49 pm

I've had cars that make that noise when I opened the door.

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Post by AnotherFairportfan » Sat May 11, 2019 4:11 pm

Be glad they didn't make that noise when you applied the brakes.

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The Yugo i ripped a door off made a similar but not-so-loud noise...
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Post by FreeFlier » Sat May 11, 2019 10:52 pm

AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 4:11 pm
Be glad they didn't make that noise when you applied the brakes. . . .
Had a truck do that when I put the clutch in.

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Post by GlytchMeister » Sun May 12, 2019 12:44 am

Maintenance refuses to come lube our compactors, so they don’t NOT make this noise.
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Re: Weird Noises 2019-05-10

Post by Dave » Sun May 12, 2019 1:08 am

GlytchMeister wrote:
Sun May 12, 2019 12:44 am
Maintenance refuses to come lube our compactors, so they don’t NOT make this noise.
Well, if you'd cease shredding, grinding, and compacting the bodies and mortal souls of the damnéd, the heavy equipment might not by burdened with the guilt that causes it to moan so loudly. :twisted:

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Post by AnotherFairportfan » Sun May 12, 2019 1:08 am

Shawna: What was THAT?
Castela: I don’t know but it sounds scary!
Scarlet: I’m scared!
Timothy: * GURK * {iz ded}
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Post by Typeminer » Sun May 12, 2019 5:33 pm

AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 4:11 pm
The Yugo i ripped a door off made a similar but not-so-loud noise...
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Post by AnotherFairportfan » Sun May 12, 2019 6:40 pm

The FIAT 128 was a decent little car.

There was nothing Sovet cost-cutting couldn't ruin.
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Post by ShirouZhiwu » Sun May 12, 2019 8:48 pm

AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Sat May 11, 2019 4:11 pm
Be glad they didn't make that noise when you applied the brakes.

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The Yugo i ripped a door off made a similar but not-so-loud noise...
That produced more of a fluttering whirring sound as the steel base for the brake pads rubbed against the exposed cooling fins of the rotors. :D

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