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Well, if it's school endorsed, nothing can go wrong, right?

Go on, Bud, you know you waaaannnt it...

"Besides, technically, I'm a planetary defense cannon."

"And, that's suppose to be reassuring?"

Insert Animal House reference here....

What could POSSIBLY go wrong with this idea?

Wow for a minute I thought this page had been D/C'd cause the "Big Shiny red Button" was gone.
Where was I ? Oh yeah! C'mon folks we know that Acacia knows more about alternate dimensions and such than anyone.

"We trust you, Aunt Bud! We trust that we won't be among those bodies you'll have to count!"

If the bodies are vaporized, you don't have to count them.

Alkarii wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:07 am If the bodies are vaporized, you don't have to count them.

Nobody will notice... if there’s nobody to notice.

Well of the cast members she does have the second-most experience with the demon dimension, and is much more sane than Jin or Mayahuel.

Besides Aunt Bud, nobody makes a good chaperone.

oldmanmickey wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:39 am Besides Aunt Bud, nobody makes a good chaperone.

Why? Is she holding the copyright to the chaperone-making plans?

In that case, I wouldn't want to see what happens when someone tries to reverse engineer one of Bud's chaperones...

GlytchMeister wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:51 am

Alkarii wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:07 am If the bodies are vaporized, you don't have to count them.

Nobody will notice... if there’s nobody to notice.

"Good magicians leave no signs of how the trick was done. Evil magicians leave no sign a trick WAS done. Which would you prefer I am today?"

AnotherFairportfan wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 9:49 pm

GlytchMeister wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:51 am

Alkarii wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 12:07 am If the bodies are vaporized, you don't have to count them.

Nobody will notice... if there’s nobody to notice.

"Good magicians leave no signs of how the trick was done. Evil magicians leave no sign a trick WAS done. Which would you prefer I am today?"

Don't forget the reference...

By the way, your italics tag on "Evil" needs a square bracket, not a curly brace one...

argh

lake_wrangler wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:51 pm

oldmanmickey wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:39 am Besides Aunt Bud, nobody makes a good chaperone.

Why? Is she holding the copyright to the chaperone-making plans?

In that case, I wouldn't want to see what happens when someone tries to reverse engineer one of Bud's chaperones...

Nono the copyrights to all such creations are held in perpetuity by the Igor family. Despite media presentation to the contrary the Igor family was cleared of any lliability in the lawsuit brought by the relatives of Abby Normal against the local franchise ran by the Von Frankensteins.

lake_wrangler wrote: ↑Tue Apr 16, 2019 7:51 pm

oldmanmickey wrote: ↑Mon Apr 15, 2019 5:39 am Besides Aunt Bud, nobody makes a good chaperone.

Why? Is she holding the copyright to the chaperone-making plans?

In that case, I wouldn't want to see what happens when someone tries to reverse engineer one of Bud's chaperones...

"nobody" is the name of a limited-liability corporation in Switzerland. They make the very best chaperones... a proprietary synthesis of carefully-targeted generic engineering, and chocolate.

I know that "generic engineering" was a typo because the r and t keys are adjacent, but that's still a pretty good accidental pun.

Technically, in the last known such mission Bud went on it was actually Atsali who killed countless thousands of people (though does it count as a bodycount if they had no bodies?), not Bud. Bud merely punched through a woman's chest and then imprisoned a very irate entity. So maybe that particular awkward habit of hers is over.

And now she gets to go chaperone Atsali's even more dangerous younger sister! How could that end in anything other than joy and warm fuzziness for everybody involved?

Also, since golems don't appear to age physically, soon Bud may be the youngest-looking member of the cast. She'll fit right in with this crowd of high-schoolers, looking like just another one of the girls. Though people might eventually start gossiping about her and Kevin.

Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Wed Apr 17, 2019 1:14 pm I know that "generic engineering" was a typo because the r and t keys are adjacent, but that's still a pretty good accidental pun.

"Dam ewe, Otto carrot!"