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BZZZTTT! WRONG!...took my parents and I on a tour...
The ghostly-spirit version of the "weenie ladies" at Costco. They offer free samples, and hope you'll like them enough to wander down the haunted corridor to the castle freezer and take a 24-pack of frozen berry tarts home.Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2019 11:31 pm Ghosts with treats, or fairies trying to trap people in the Fae Realm?
Normally, accepting food from mysterious creatures of the occult is dangerous. Barb was lucky. Or is actually a changeling and the real Barbara has been trapped in the castle all this time.Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2019 11:31 pm http://wapsisquare.com/comic/only-others/
Ghosts with treats, or fairies trying to trap people in the Fae Realm?
...or than cookies handed out by Tanta Phix...ziggy78eog wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:22 am Castella is wondering if pastries, handed out by ghosts, taste better then just normal pastries.
The Oracle from the Matrix begs to differ...
And they'll both be begging for their lives, should they ever run across Phix, and make their claims...
Keebler wouldn't even be a mouthful...lake_wrangler wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2019 8:43 pmAnd they'll both be begging for their lives, should they ever run across Phix, and make their claims...
That would be hilarious, if the Keebler Elves really existed, in the Wapsiverse. They would be very upset, over Monica, for preferring Girl Scout Cookies, over theirs. Not much they could do about it though; although, I could see Monica receiving a passive aggressive Tweet, or Facebook post, every now and then, saying how she is not supporting the Para-comunity, by not consuming Para-made baked goods.
It's already been confirmed that the Library has Fae cookie recipes on file. So if a ghost can get to the Library, then there's nothing stopping them from looking up the recipe and making Fae-style cookies to trap the unwary.Opus the Poet wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2019 11:31 pm Ghosts with treats, or fairies trying to trap people in the Fae Realm?
I'd use "you" in a first person singular form, and insist that it was in the proper gerund case, just to watch the language majors cry.AnotherFairportfan wrote: ↑Sun Apr 07, 2019 11:45 pm Helpful rule: If you were the only person involved, would you say "I" or would you say "me"?
A poltergustatory experience!ziggy78eog wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:22 am Castella is wondering if pastries, handed out by ghosts, taste better then just normal pastries.
For all we know, the Girl Scouts cookies could be baked by a renegade group of the Keeblers. Tired of the conservative, patriarchal lifestyle in the Keebler tree, they branched off and formed a splinter group of elven bakers supporting young girls finding their ways in life.ziggy78eog wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:33 am That would be hilarious, if the Keebler Elves really existed, in the Wapsiverse. They would be very upset, over Monica, for preferring Girl Scout Cookies, over theirs. Not much they could do about it though; although, I could see Monica receiving a passive aggressive Tweet, or Facebook post, every now and then, saying how she is not supporting the Para-comunity, by not consuming Para-made baked goods.
Pasties have no intrinsic taste themselves. For the most part.ziggy78eog wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:22 am Castella is wondering if pastries, handed out by ghosts, taste better then just normal pastries.
"Pasty" is a type of {usually} meat-filled pie from Cornwall.TazManiac wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2019 6:58 pmPasties have no intrinsic taste themselves. For the most part.ziggy78eog wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2019 10:22 am Castella is wondering if pastries, handed out by ghosts, taste better then just normal pastries.
They might be imbued w/ a certain salty or tangy flavor, but otherwise it's usually a slight more olfactory experience...