Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

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Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Post by AnotherFairportfan » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:04 am

There was the "Hoppity Hooper" episode in the Kingdom of Ubetchia, a poor country that eventually became wealthy after all of its people became cobblers and became famous for their stylish, comfortable and durabld boots...
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Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Post by Dave » Thu Aug 16, 2018 7:08 am

Dave wrote:
Opus the Poet wrote:Wasn't William Cannon the narrator with the "best" puns?
And, the narrator ended up as the designated stuckee for one really brilliant/horrid pun, which both Rocky and Bullwinkle said they were unwilling or too embarrassed to actually say on the air (it involved a jewel-encrusted toy boat... I later stole this pun and incorporated it into the version of the Adventure computer role-playing game I developed).
Well, my memory was faulty :( (and the warranty has long expired, alas). It was Rocky (June Foray) who ended up Saying It, not the narrator.


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Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Post by Dave » Thu Aug 16, 2018 11:46 am

Ye gods. The other penny just dropped.

Tree-rat stew... pudding for dessert... "mousse and squirrel"?!?!? :shock:

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Post by jwhouk » Thu Aug 16, 2018 12:43 pm

Well, she does look a bit like Natasha...
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Post by Just Old Al » Thu Aug 16, 2018 1:11 pm

jwhouk wrote:Well, she does look a bit like Natasha...
Yes, but don't bore-us with that...
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Post by jwhouk » Thu Aug 16, 2018 2:20 pm

Just Old Al wrote:
jwhouk wrote:Well, she does look a bit like Natasha...
Yes, but don't bore-us with that...
My God, it's Spreading!!!!
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Post by Typeminer » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:02 pm

Atomic wrote:I tip my Kirwood Derby to you all!
I take a 7-1/2. :mrgreen:
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Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Post by FreeFlier » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:12 pm

jwhouk wrote:
Just Old Al wrote:
jwhouk wrote:Well, she does look a bit like Natasha...
Yes, but don't bore-us with that...
My God, it's Spreading!!!!
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Re: Bad Mom Jokes 2018-08-15

Post by Typeminer » Thu Aug 16, 2018 10:14 pm

Dave wrote:Ye gods. The other penny just dropped.

Tree-rat stew... pudding for dessert... "mousse and squirrel"?!?!? :shock:
Sorta like chocolate cream pizza? :o
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