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Doing Something Dumb 2018-01-12

PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:28 pm
by AnotherFairportfan

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 11, 2018 11:57 pm
by Atomic
Ah - the 12th!

And the realization starts to sink in....

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:15 am
by AnotherFairportfan
Atomic wrote:Ah - the 12th!

I have NO idea what you're talking about.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 12:32 am
by jwhouk
She wants to tear it off, but part of her is no longer sure...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:00 am
by Dave
AnotherFairportfan wrote:
Atomic wrote:Ah - the 12th!

I have NO idea what you're talking about.

He's anticipating that Pablo will do a special beefcake pinup of Jacob tomorrow.


(Because, as Churchy said, Friday the 13th comes on a Satyrday this month)

Re: Doing Something Dumb 2018-01-12

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 1:23 am
by Sgt. Howard
... this comes to mind...


I know I stand in line,
until you think you have the time
to spend an evening with me.
And if we go some place to dance,
I know that there's a chance
you won't be leaving with me.
And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
and have a drink or two.
And then I go and spoil it all,
by saying something stupid
like: "I love you."

Re: Doing Something Dumb 2018-01-12

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 3:06 am
by AnotherFairportfan
Sgt. Howard wrote:... this comes to mind...

I know I stand in line,
until you think you have the time
to spend an evening with me.
And if we go some place to dance,
I know that there's a chance
you won't be leaving with me.
And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place
and have a drink or two.
And then I go and spoil it all,
by saying something stupid
like: "I love you."

Ah, yes.

"The Incest Song"

Re: Doing Something Dumb 2018-01-12

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 5:59 am
by eee
See, now, Castela, drinking coffee at your age can lead to all sorts of problems. Stunted growth. Stained teeth. Mortification...

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 7:20 am
by jwhouk
AnotherFairportfan wrote:Ah, yes.

"The Incest Song"


It's only that if you hear that one version. You know, the one that's over 50 years old...

Re: Doing Something Dumb 2018-01-12

PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 8:54 am
by oldmanmickey
I think a major part of the reason shes having trouble accepting him as a boyfriend is that he knows just about everything about her while she knows nearly nothing of him.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 10:23 am
by Dave
eee wrote:See, now, Castela, drinking coffee at your age can lead to all sorts of problems. Stunted growth. Stained teeth. Mortification...

"Although most plants benefit from the nutrient boost associated with adding coffee grounds to the soil or compost, some plants may be harmed by the addition. Exposure to coffee grounds has caused inhibited seed germination and stunted plant growth in plants including white clover (Trifolium repens), alfalfa (Medicago sativa), Chinese mustard (Brassica juncea), inch plants (Tradescantia albiflora), asparagus fern and geraniums." (SFGate article)

No telling how coffee might affect blackthorn (Prunus spinosa).

Maybe she can inhibit the sprouting of lustblossoms by using a coffee shampoo? or would the nutrients just make matters worse? Maybe Nescafé - that would stunt anything.

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PostPosted: Fri Jan 12, 2018 4:52 pm
by Warrl
Well, now she has a quandary. She wants to get rid of the rose, but if she does he'll wonder why.

Go ahead, Castela. What he thinks doesn't matter... right...

Re: Doing Something Dumb 2018-01-12

PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 6:41 am
by Typeminer
Dave wrote:Maybe Nescafé - that would stunt anything.


If it doesn't, the smiting by our blessed goddess Arabica surely will. :mrgreen:

Re: Doing Something Dumb 2018-01-12

PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 1:20 pm
by Sgt. Howard
Typeminer wrote:
Dave wrote:Maybe Nescafé - that would stunt anything.


If it doesn't, the smiting by our blessed goddess Arabica surely will. :mrgreen:



(Sung in Gregorian chant)- "We all worship the blackbean/ body of our god caffeine..."

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:10 pm
by Typeminer
Sgt. Howard wrote:
(Sung in Gregorian chant)- "We all worship the blackbean/ body of our god caffeine..."


"Brewed so hot as stars do sheen/and dark as the void between . . ."

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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 9:58 pm
by TazManiac
All thats really groovy & artistic and sh*t but I was into the Return of Tina and I'm faklempt* right now...

*Damn, looks like I spelt it right on the 1st try.

Tiiiiiiinaaaaa!!!!


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PostPosted: Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:44 pm
by jwhouk
Hurry, you might be able to catch her before she downs another bottle of wine...

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 14, 2018 10:37 pm
by Atomic
Typeminer wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:
(Sung in Gregorian chant)- "We all worship the blackbean/ body of our god caffeine..."


"Brewed so hot as stars do sheen/and dark as the void between . . ."

    C-o-f-f-e-e, coffee is not for me,
    It's a drink some people wake up with,
    That it makes them nervous is no myth,
    Slaves to a coffee cup, they can't give coffee up.

Re: Doing Something Dumb 2018-01-12

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 5:17 am
by Typeminer
Atomic wrote:
    C-o-f-f-e-e, coffee is not for me,
    It's a drink some people wake up with,
    That it makes them nervous is no myth,
    Slaves to a coffee cup, they can't give coffee up.


It isn't habit forming as long as you drink it every day. :mrgreen:

[All-time favorite line from Frank and Earnest]

Re: Doing Something Dumb 2018-01-12

PostPosted: Mon Jan 15, 2018 12:26 pm
by Dave
Coffee is such an essentially social beverage.

This is easy to prove, from personal experience. If I don't drink it, I become very unsocial for several days, until the headaches go away.

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