Do The Trick 2017-01-08

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Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Postby AnotherFairportfan » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:01 pm

He had done a good job of covering his tracks, but that was to be expected. After all, one does not conspire to ruin a House and murder a queen and then just stand there waving and waiting patiently for retribution.
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Postby jeffepp » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:09 pm

Water, water everywhere
And not a drop to drink

So, it ain't drinking water, so, ya know...
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Postby Opus the Poet » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:21 pm

Or she could just find bush that needs watering.
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Postby Atomic » Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:43 pm

Niagara Falls?
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Postby Drakkenmensch » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:01 am

You got those two lines crossed, dear.

And ten minutes after taking a leak, she thinks "Piss, I need to crap!"
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Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Postby FreeFlier » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:54 am

Realistically, the first thing you do in a setup like that is establish the latrine . . . the second thing is to make everybody use it.

Otherwise you're going to wind up with severe sanitation problems.

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Postby eee » Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:05 am

Yes, get in touch with your inner self, Tina! Bladder, kidneys, bowels...
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Postby jwhouk » Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:47 am

Somewhere, Maslow is laughing...
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Postby oldmanmickey » Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:03 pm

They never teach the first thing to relax when attempting deep meditation is your bladder muscles.
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Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Postby Dave » Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:39 pm

FreeFlier wrote:Realistically, the first thing you do in a setup like that is establish the latrine . . . the second thing is to make everybody use it.

Otherwise you're going to wind up with severe sanitation problems.

Heh. True story follows (at least, I believe it to be true... I know some of the people involved and it rings true).

Some years ago, a group went for a week-long trip into the mountains, accompanying an elderly Native American shaman to his family ceremonial site (he was quite a character, rather a trickster and, by his own words, a scoundrel). One of his assistants, "JB", had gone up the trail a few days in advance to prepare the site. Among other things, he'd done a proper job of digging several latrine holes at a proper distance from the camp.

After the group arrived, they set up camp, prepared and lit the ceremonial fire, and circled up, waiting eagerly to hear what the elder would say.

"Well," he said, "We're here. We owe thanks to JB, who came up here and got everything ready for us. He even dug the latrines... and that's important, you know, because we've got about fifteen a**holes up here."

Let's just say that the ice was broken ;)
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