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Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:01 pm
by AnotherFairportfan

Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:09 pm
by jeffepp
Water, water everywhere
And not a drop to drink

So, it ain't drinking water, so, ya know...

Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:21 pm
by Opus the Poet
Or she could just find bush that needs watering.

Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2018 11:43 pm
by Atomic
Niagara Falls?

Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:01 am
by Drakkenmensch
You got those two lines crossed, dear.

And ten minutes after taking a leak, she thinks "Piss, I need to crap!"

Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:54 am
by FreeFlier
Realistically, the first thing you do in a setup like that is establish the latrine . . . the second thing is to make everybody use it.

Otherwise you're going to wind up with severe sanitation problems.

--FreeFlier

Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 6:05 am
by eee
Yes, get in touch with your inner self, Tina! Bladder, kidneys, bowels...

Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 9:47 am
by jwhouk
Somewhere, Maslow is laughing...

Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 12:03 pm
by oldmanmickey
They never teach the first thing to relax when attempting deep meditation is your bladder muscles.

Re: Do The Trick 2017-01-08

Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2018 5:39 pm
by Dave
FreeFlier wrote:Realistically, the first thing you do in a setup like that is establish the latrine . . . the second thing is to make everybody use it.

Otherwise you're going to wind up with severe sanitation problems.
Heh. True story follows (at least, I believe it to be true... I know some of the people involved and it rings true).

Some years ago, a group went for a week-long trip into the mountains, accompanying an elderly Native American shaman to his family ceremonial site (he was quite a character, rather a trickster and, by his own words, a scoundrel). One of his assistants, "JB", had gone up the trail a few days in advance to prepare the site. Among other things, he'd done a proper job of digging several latrine holes at a proper distance from the camp.

After the group arrived, they set up camp, prepared and lit the ceremonial fire, and circled up, waiting eagerly to hear what the elder would say.

"Well," he said, "We're here. We owe thanks to JB, who came up here and got everything ready for us. He even dug the latrines... and that's important, you know, because we've got about fifteen a**holes up here."

Let's just say that the ice was broken ;)