By Myself 2017-08-09

[Cheesy1]

http://wapsisquare.com/comic/by-myself/

"Reports coming in of a local movie theater instantly exploding into dust."

[Dave]

I'd be as worried about her floor of the home, tonight. One predictable nightmare, and FOOM.

[jeffepp]

I know! Always get the butter, even if they have the flavored salts. What were you thinking?

[Dave]

I know! Always get the butter, even if they have the flavored salts. What were you thinking?

Uggh.

[oldmanmickey]

What shes doing will work but its a long term solution

[Atomic]

"Reports coming in of a local movie theater instantly exploding into dust."

"The Dr. Phibes triple feature is being rescheduled for another theater, according to the Scary Movie Society.

'Just because a single theater crumbles to dust during one of the premier works of Vincent Price doesn't mean it will ever happen again!' said the SMS spokesbeing. 'Then again, you can never really be sure....."

[chicgeek]

Hee!

[Just Old Al]

"Reports coming in of a local movie theater instantly exploding into dust."

"The Dr. Phibes triple feature is being rescheduled for another theater, according to the Scary Movie Society.

"Oh, dear...not again. I just couldn't face Dr. Phibes." he said with unutterable cheek.

[Dave]

"Oh, dear...not again. I just couldn't face Dr. Phibes." he said with unutterable cheek.

For making a pun about Dr. Phibes without paying the Pun Jar, you might be sent to Sing Sing.

(For making at least three puns in one long sentence... I'm not sure. The prison would feed you nothing but oatmeal for the duration of your sentence, but that's be gruel and unusual punnishment).

(Applause, sir! )

[AnotherFairportfan]

I immediately thought of this Menage a 3 strip.

{Be warned - this strip ISN'T, but many Ma3 pages are VERY NSFW. Explore with caution.}

[Atomic]

Glad to know there are some Dr. Phibes fans out there -- one of the late show TV staples of my youth!