Need Coffee 2017-05-30

[AmriloJim]

http://wapsisquare.com/comic/need-coffee/

Atsali's arsenal now includes every sign from a work zone, not just a stop sign.

[Dave]

Ok, it's clear that Pickle has decided that Atsali is a pirate, and needs to walk the prank.

Digit will not be amused, if she should hear about this. That spider looks as if it might have been modeled after one of her friends.

[jwhouk]

Castela's is obviously getting in all the pranking before Atsali goes off to college...

EDIT: Obviously, the autocorrect on my tablet hates me...

[Dave]

Castro's is obviously getting in all the pranking before Atsali goes off to college...

Revenge for the poisoned cigars?

[FreeFlier]

. . . That spider looks as if it might have been modeled after one of her friends.

As long as it's only modeled.

I can see it now . . . "Okay, turn to the left a little more . . . that's good . . . now put your middle pair of legs a little further apart . . . now show your fangs! Perfect! Hold that . . . <shutterclunk> Got it! You can relax now."



--FreeFlier

[Opus the Poet]

Ugh, don't remind me of my modeling days. I used to get an hour massage to get the kinks out after a session. Sometimes 2 hours.

[eee]

Pickle's on a roll! Let's hope it doesn't get her killed. Or worse, that her sister starts retaliating and doesn't quit.

[oldmanmickey]

Stali doesn't come across to me as the type that pranks. Now getting revenge, that another matter

[TazManiac]

(Between today and Yesterday; One of the Date/Time formats is, er 'wrong'...)

[Dave]

Yesterday's was incorrect. The recommended format as given in this forum's header is YYYY-MM-DD.

[AmriloJim]

(Between today and Yesterday; One of the Date/Time formats is, er 'wrong'...)

I wasn't going to say anything, because I don't want to be considered pedantic.
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[Catawampus]

Castela may be trying to make up for missed chances once big sis goes off to the dorms.

And may wake up in the morning to find her bed full of aphids and stinkbugs.

[AnotherFairportfan]

Castela may be trying to make up for missed chances once big sis goes off to the dorms.

And may wake up in the morning to find her bed full of aphids and stinkbugs.

British Bass Player Danny Thompson (Pentangle, among other gigs) was on tour in Canada with i-cannot-remember-who.

One night ICRW came in drunk, and passed out on his hotel room floor fully clothed.

Danny got into the room, tossed the rug over him, and tacked it to the floor.

He bided his time.

Came the night that they had a fairly early flight to the next gig in the morning, and Danny came in, not so drunk as to pass out on the floor, but well lubricated.

ICRW, lurking in the lobby, gave Danny an hour or two to get to sleeping soundly.

He then bribed the desk clerk to call up to Danny's room and tell him that he had slept through two wake-up calls already and that it was X o'clock, which would mean that Danny had like half an hour to get up, dress and catch a cab to the airport.

Five minutes later the lift door opens, and out shoots Danny, shirt buttoned wrong with one tail hanging out, upright bass case in his hand, staggering around the lobby, trying to figure out what was going on.

Feeling satisfied in his vengeance, he quietly slipped into the lift unobserved and got a good night's sleep.

[Dave]

He then bribed the desk clerk to call up to Danny's room and tell him that he had slept through two wake-up calls already and that it was X o'clock, which would mean that Danny had like half an hour to get up, dress and catch a cab to the airport.

Five minutes later the lift door opens, and out shoots Danny, shirt buttoned wrong with one tail hanging out, upright bass case in his hand, staggering around the lobby, trying to figure out what was going on.

Feeling satisfied in his vengeance, he quietly slipped into the lift unobserved and got a good night's sleep.

"Garibaldi!! You're a dead man!!" (Susan Ivanova, "Babylon 5", after having missed breakfast for just such a reason)