Better than that 2017-04-11

[lake_wrangler]

You're a mean one, Monica
You played on Shelly's fears
You didn't think of Digit's well-being
Or how it would make her feel, Monicaaaa-a
The three words that best describe your prank
Are as follow, and I quote:
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!

[illiad]

That, or she hasn't had time to assimilate the art of pranks...


By the way, there are no islands (isles) in grocery stores... Only aisles...

And yet the 'aisle' of a church is at the side, the center path is called the Nave..
https://www.britannica.com/topic/nave

Looks like an Americanism?? but then again, it could even be 'old english'

the worst 'Americanism' is when they get biology totally wrong (NSFW hint! its INSIDE!! ) ....

[AnotherFairportfan]

[And yet the 'aisle' of a church is at the side, the center path is called the Nave..
https://www.britannica.com/topic/nave

Actually, no.

The nave is the central section of the church, where the congregation sit. The pathways within it are "aisles".

The "aisle" at the sides that that article refers to is a separate structural part of the church:


Those aisles are generally set aside from the nave by pillars/columns or even walls:

[Dave]

And as to the presence of a knave in a church... well, we know that never ever happens.

And, if it does, it doesn't happen for long. Take one knave, apply a coating of cement, mold to shape, and you've got a new gargoyle for the flying buttress. Put him in the south side in the hot sun, and it'll be a frying buttress.

Or, so I overheard the security people say, when I was touring the under-floor vault in a church I was visiting. They were making cryptic remarks.

[FreeFlier]

Or if the knave wants sanctuary.

--FreeFlier

[TazManiac]

the worst 'Americanism' is when they get biology totally wrong (NSFW hint! its INSIDE!! ) ....

NSFW, huh? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina ;

... In common speech, the word [V-Word Redacted] is often used to refer to the [Other V-Word Redacted] or to the female [g-Word Redacted] in general. By its dictionary and anatomical definitions, however, [V-Word #1] refers exclusively to the specific internal structure, and understanding the distinction can improve knowledge of the female [g-word] and aid in health care communication.

Gotcha.

[illiad]

the worst 'Americanism' is when they get biology totally wrong (NSFW hint! its INSIDE!! ) ....

NSFW, huh? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vagina ;

... In common speech, the word [V-Word Redacted] is often used to refer to the [Other V-Word Redacted] or to the female [g-Word Redacted] in general. By its dictionary and anatomical definitions, however, [V-Word #1] refers exclusively to the specific internal structure, and understanding the distinction can improve knowledge of the female [g-word] and aid in health care communication.

Gotcha.

well, the amount of redactions prove my point to be careful about the boss looking over your shoulder!!!!

To say nothing about the wide open [V-Word Redacted] on that page...

Oh, and to those frightened people, vu*** is the proper medical word for the area, or there are almost 1000 slang words for it!!!

[FreeFlier]

. . . Oh, and to those frightened people, vu*** is the proper medical word for the area, or there are almost 1000 slang words for it!!!

. . .

Only a thousand?

--FreeFlier

[Just Old Al]

. . . Oh, and to those frightened people, vu*** is the proper medical word for the area, or there are almost 1000 slang words for it!!!

. . .

Only a thousand?

--FreeFlier

I would suggest those are only the recorded ones...

[Atomic]

In proper terms: Lips, mouth, throat : Vulva, vestibule, vagina.

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