Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
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Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
I like it!
But the dark haired girl needs a new sword. She's whetted the edge down to a low-frequency sine wave...
But the dark haired girl needs a new sword. She's whetted the edge down to a low-frequency sine wave...
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
Shelly's garb seems a bit cold for all that snow. So does Monica's, but quite as bad. They'll both freeze, just Shelly will freeze sooner than Monica.
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
Probably an F-sharp.
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
What is the short haired one saying?
"Yes! Even though he wasn't human he was still male. I told you these skimpy outfits would distract him and make for an easy kill."
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
I don't think that's Shelly and Monica. "Shelly" is too busty and not enough muscley, and "Monica" is blonde.Opus the Poet wrote:Shelly's garb seems a bit cold for all that snow. So does Monica's, but quite as bad. They'll both freeze, just Shelly will freeze sooner than Monica.
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
If you've ever been in a sword fight (yes, I did some time in the SCA) you'd actually welcome snow afterwards.Opus the Poet wrote:Shelly's garb seems a bit cold for all that snow. So does Monica's, but quite as bad. They'll both freeze, just Shelly will freeze sooner than Monica.
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
I must admit, I have mixed feelings about this.
I definitely support the "local foods" movement... there's both nutritional and energy-efficiency reasons to want to buy and eat produce and meats which are harvested near where you live. This also provides employment for many local citizens, and opens up new career possibilities for those with an adventurous spirit. So, that's all good.
But, when every single trendy restaurant in the state seems to insist on jumping on the bandwagon all at once, and they all start making a big deal of serving braised dragon's tongue as their special entree... well,it makes for a boring dining experience, and I really doubt that the population of wild dragons can withstand this much human predation for very long.
Can we at least see these beautiful women stalking the wild asparagus one of these days?
I definitely support the "local foods" movement... there's both nutritional and energy-efficiency reasons to want to buy and eat produce and meats which are harvested near where you live. This also provides employment for many local citizens, and opens up new career possibilities for those with an adventurous spirit. So, that's all good.
But, when every single trendy restaurant in the state seems to insist on jumping on the bandwagon all at once, and they all start making a big deal of serving braised dragon's tongue as their special entree... well,it makes for a boring dining experience, and I really doubt that the population of wild dragons can withstand this much human predation for very long.
Can we at least see these beautiful women stalking the wild asparagus one of these days?
Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
AND THUS.....
Having konked the vile beastie into submission, out two hunters anticipate their next challenge: Slayers Drink Free With A Dragon Toenail Night at the local tavern.
Having konked the vile beastie into submission, out two hunters anticipate their next challenge: Slayers Drink Free With A Dragon Toenail Night at the local tavern.
Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
GRATUITOUS FANSERVICE!
*Approved by root.
PS: Stalking an asparagus? Hmm .. not bad, how about the legendary battle of the fridge? Or perhaps the conquest of the broom cupboard?
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PS: Stalking an asparagus? Hmm .. not bad, how about the legendary battle of the fridge? Or perhaps the conquest of the broom cupboard?
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
Considering the swords have no blood on them, the dragon may simply be unconscious. With that in mind, my dialog would be;
"YEEESSSSSS! I told ya we could drink old fire fart here under the table!"
"You were right. Now all we have to do is splash on some ketchup, pose for a picture and ..."
"AND IT'S FREE DRINKS FOR A WEEK AT HER MAJESTY'S RUNNY NIPPLE PUB!!"
"YEEESSSSSS! I told ya we could drink old fire fart here under the table!"
"You were right. Now all we have to do is splash on some ketchup, pose for a picture and ..."
"AND IT'S FREE DRINKS FOR A WEEK AT HER MAJESTY'S RUNNY NIPPLE PUB!!"
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
A nod to the work of Boris Vallejo, I gather.
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
Ol' fire fart...LOLBathorys Daughter wrote:Considering the swords have no blood on them, the dragon may simply be unconscious. With that in mind, my dialog would be;
"YEEESSSSSS! I told ya we could drink old fire fart here under the table!"
"You were right. Now all we have to do is splash on some ketchup, pose for a picture and ..."
"AND IT'S FREE DRINKS FOR A WEEK AT HER MAJESTY'S RUNNY NIPPLE PUB!!"
But I'd look closely at any drink in HER MAJESTY'S RUNNY NIPPLE...
EDIT: comeplete doofus spelling error
EDIT: complete dingle-berry spelling correction...
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
Eagerly anticipating the Pun Jar singularity event...
Forget the Plot Flour...we're into Plot Cornstarch, and the plot has gone non-newtonian...
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
I don't read the strip until I've buckled a five-point restraint in place...
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
Gary Larson's Farside: "Early vegetarians returning from the hunt..." and it's showing a bunch of cavemen with shovels, carrying a single giant carrot over the shoulders of a few of them.rootwalla wrote:PS: Stalking an asparagus? Hmm .. not bad, how about the legendary battle of the fridge? Or perhaps the conquest of the broom cupboard?
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
'Fire Fart", huh?
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
No, we call that "Pablo's dropping the tranny again."
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
I know from good source that this particular dragon was not killed but knocked out cold by those huge knockers there..... and I think Paul forgot to add the nosebleed he was having, like a fountain I tell you.
We dragons fall for pretty busty girls every time.....
We dragons fall for pretty busty girls every time.....
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Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
And there was MUCH Rejoicing. "Yaaaaaay!" - M.P. and the H.G.kingklash wrote:AND THUS.....
Having konked the vile beastie into submission, our two hunters anticipate their next challenge: Slayers Drink Free With A Dragon Toenail Night at the local tavern.
Re: Dragonslayers 2012-09-27
I hope you don't forget the extra-tall cervical collar with padding--even with a five-point restraint you are liable to whiplash.Jabberwonky wrote:I don't read the strip until I've buckled a five-point restraint in place...