Dragonslayers 2012-09-27

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:29 am

I like it!
But the dark haired girl needs a new sword. She's whetted the edge down to a low-frequency sine wave...

Opus the Poet · Post by **Opus the Poet** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:37 am

Shelly's garb seems a bit cold for all that snow. So does Monica's, but quite as bad. They'll both freeze, just Shelly will freeze sooner than Monica.

NOTDilbert · Post by **NOTDilbert** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:38 am

Probably an F-sharp.

(Durn. In reply to Jabber.)

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:40 am

What is the short haired one saying?
"Yes! Even though he wasn't human he was still male. I told you these skimpy outfits would distract him and make for an easy kill."

NOTDilbert · Post by **NOTDilbert** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:40 am

Opus the Poet wrote:Shelly's garb seems a bit cold for all that snow. So does Monica's, but quite as bad. They'll both freeze, just Shelly will freeze sooner than Monica.

I don't think that's Shelly and Monica. "Shelly" is too busty and not enough muscley, and "Monica" is blonde.

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:41 am

Opus the Poet wrote:Shelly's garb seems a bit cold for all that snow. So does Monica's, but quite as bad. They'll both freeze, just Shelly will freeze sooner than Monica.

If you've ever been in a sword fight (yes, I did some time in the SCA) you'd actually welcome snow afterwards.

Post by **Dave** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 12:47 am

I must admit, I have mixed feelings about this.

I definitely support the "local foods" movement... there's both nutritional and energy-efficiency reasons to want to buy and eat produce and meats which are harvested near where you live. This also provides employment for many local citizens, and opens up new career possibilities for those with an adventurous spirit. So, that's all good.

But, when every single trendy restaurant in the state seems to insist on jumping on the bandwagon all at once, and they all start making a big deal of serving braised dragon's tongue as their special entree... well,it makes for a boring dining experience, and I really doubt that the population of wild dragons can withstand this much human predation for very long.

Can we at least see these beautiful women stalking the wild asparagus one of these days?

kingklash · Post by **kingklash** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 1:05 am

AND THUS.....
Having konked the vile beastie into submission, out two hunters anticipate their next challenge: Slayers Drink Free With A Dragon Toenail Night at the local tavern.

rootwalla · Post by **rootwalla** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 2:22 am

GRATUITOUS FANSERVICE!

*Approved by root.

PS: Stalking an asparagus? Hmm .. not bad, how about the legendary battle of the fridge? Or perhaps the conquest of the broom cupboard?

Bathorys Daughter · Post by **Bathorys Daughter** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 3:49 am

Considering the swords have no blood on them, the dragon may simply be unconscious. With that in mind, my dialog would be;
"YEEESSSSSS! I told ya we could drink old fire fart here under the table!"
"You were right. Now all we have to do is splash on some ketchup, pose for a picture and ..."
"AND IT'S FREE DRINKS FOR A WEEK AT HER MAJESTY'S RUNNY NIPPLE PUB!!"

MerchManDan · Post by **MerchManDan** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:48 am

A nod to the work of Boris Vallejo, I gather.

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:50 am

Bathorys Daughter wrote:Considering the swords have no blood on them, the dragon may simply be unconscious. With that in mind, my dialog would be;
"YEEESSSSSS! I told ya we could drink old fire fart here under the table!"
"You were right. Now all we have to do is splash on some ketchup, pose for a picture and ..."
"AND IT'S FREE DRINKS FOR A WEEK AT HER MAJESTY'S RUNNY NIPPLE PUB!!"

Ol' fire fart...LOL

But I'd look closely at any drink in HER MAJESTY'S RUNNY NIPPLE...

EDIT: comeplete doofus spelling error

EDIT: complete dingle-berry spelling correction...

Dave11 · Post by **Dave11** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:53 am

Obligatory TVTropes warning.

Mood Whiplash anyone?

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 5:57 am

Dave11 wrote:Obligatory TVTropes warning.

Mood Whiplash anyone?

I don't read the strip until I've buckled a five-point restraint in place...

scantrontb · Post by **scantrontb** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:04 am

rootwalla wrote:PS: Stalking an asparagus? Hmm .. not bad, how about the legendary battle of the fridge? Or perhaps the conquest of the broom cupboard?

Gary Larson's Farside: "Early vegetarians returning from the hunt..." and it's showing a bunch of cavemen with shovels, carrying a single giant carrot over the shoulders of a few of them.

Fairportfan · Post by **Fairportfan** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 7:50 am

'Fire Fart", huh?

jwhouk · Post by **jwhouk** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:02 am

Dave11 wrote:Obligatory TVTropes warning.

Mood Whiplash anyone?

No, we call that "Pablo's dropping the tranny again."

Post by **MrFireDragon** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:46 am

I know from good source that this particular dragon was not killed but knocked out cold by those huge knockers there..... and I think Paul forgot to add the nosebleed he was having, like a fountain I tell you.

We dragons fall for pretty busty girls every time.....

TheDOCTOR · Post by **TheDOCTOR** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 8:49 am

kingklash wrote:AND THUS.....
Having konked the vile beastie into submission, our two hunters anticipate their next challenge: Slayers Drink Free With A Dragon Toenail Night at the local tavern.

And there was MUCH Rejoicing. "Yaaaaaay!" - M.P. and the H.G.

bmonk · Post by **bmonk** » Thu Sep 27, 2012 10:36 am

Jabberwonky wrote:
Dave11 wrote:Obligatory TVTropes warning.

Mood Whiplash anyone?
I don't read the strip until I've buckled a five-point restraint in place...

I hope you don't forget the extra-tall cervical collar with padding--even with a five-point restraint you are liable to whiplash.

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