Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Need to talk about the day's episode of Wapsi? This is the place to do it. Play nice! ^_^

Moderators: Bookworm, starkruzr, MrFireDragon, PrettyPrincess, Wapsi

Forum rules
When two threads are posted for a day's comic, the thread posted first becomes the starting post. Please delete the second thread and add your post to the first thread. When naming the thread: Comic Name YYYY-MM-DD
Thanks guys! This keeps the forum nice and neat.
User avatar
lake_wrangler
Posts: 4300
Joined: Sun Aug 05, 2012 8:16 am
Location: Laval, Québec, Canada

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by lake_wrangler »

Opus the Poet wrote:What I think of when I hear the name "Walter" :
And here's what I think of, when thinkin gof the name Walter...
Warrl
Posts: 1723
Joined: Sat Jul 20, 2013 10:44 pm

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by Warrl »

FreeFlier wrote:As far as Katherine adopting them, I suspect that there was an enormous amount of behind-the-scenes vetting and testing going on even before that scene where Katherine asked Atsali. I just don't see any orphanage - even a mundane orphanage - even allowing Katherine to ask Atsali before they weren't reasonably certain that it would be a good match.

But that wouldn't be shown because who wants to watch someone slog through mountains of paperwork - in quintuplicate! - and tell the shrink all about how this bully in third grade stole her lunch money . . .
Considering Katherine's origin, she's been closely watched since the day she was found.
User avatar
Sgt. Howard
Posts: 3332
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:54 pm
Location: Malott, Washington

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by Sgt. Howard »

GlytchMeister wrote:If you want to win a war, don't even think about attacking unless your army has twice as many forces. Twice as many infantry, twice as many tanks, twice as many planes, twice as many ships, twice as many spies, etc.

If you want to be sure of it, make that thrice.

I don't know the actual ratio of paras to norms, but I'd hazard to guess the combative paras would not be able to overwhelm the armies of the world so completely as to keep all of the vulnerable paras safe.
In conventional warefare, yes- 'Quantity has it's own Quality' as goes the old Russian proverb- but in shadow wars, intel is more deadly than bullets and precision strikes cause more harm than battalions. The problem is that the US has little successful experience at shadow wars on a large scale- and those that have useful experience tend to be 'kited' ('Expended') for fear of them turning on their own. Retirement is abrupt. That which motivates your operatives is love of country- that which disillusions them is the petty, anal, self-serving manner that higher ups ('Suits') deploy your resources and skills. Your life means nothing to the corrupt official who bribed and cheated his/her way into office- your mission has more to do with 'showboating' for the next election and nothing to do with actual national security. Your team mates die so a career politician can continue to live in the limelight... and if you survive, you become a liability because you know the truth.

When it finally hits the fan, guess who is likely to win.
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
User avatar
oldmanmickey
Posts: 1656
Joined: Fri Aug 08, 2014 4:41 pm

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by oldmanmickey »

Sgt. Howard wrote:
GlytchMeister wrote:If you want to win a war, don't even think about attacking unless your army has twice as many forces. Twice as many infantry, twice as many tanks, twice as many planes, twice as many ships, twice as many spies, etc.

If you want to be sure of it, make that thrice.

I don't know the actual ratio of paras to norms, but I'd hazard to guess the combative paras would not be able to overwhelm the armies of the world so completely as to keep all of the vulnerable paras safe.
In conventional warefare, yes- 'Quantity has it's own Quality' as goes the old Russian proverb- but in shadow wars, intel is more deadly than bullets and precision strikes cause more harm than battalions. The problem is that the US has little successful experience at shadow wars on a large scale- and those that have useful experience tend to be 'kited' ('Expended') for fear of them turning on their own. Retirement is abrupt. That which motivates your operatives is love of country- that which disillusions them is the petty, anal, self-serving manner that higher ups ('Suits') deploy your resources and skills. Your life means nothing to the corrupt official who bribed and cheated his/her way into office- your mission has more to do with 'showboating' for the next election and nothing to do with actual national security. Your team mates die so a career politician can continue to live in the limelight... and if you survive, you become a liability because you know the truth.

When it finally hits the fan, guess who is likely to win.
The side with the hundreds of grumpy old men that taught the young wolfs how to fight?
Dear, don’t bore him with trivia or burden him with your past mistakes. The happiest way to deal with a man is never to tell him anything he does not need to know. L. Long
User avatar
Sgt. Howard
Posts: 3332
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2012 11:54 pm
Location: Malott, Washington

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by Sgt. Howard »

Bingo! More like 'hundreds of thousands', BTW- and remember- the military swears an oath to protect the CONSTITUTION, not the Government or the President... which is why the current administration has no respect for those in uniform. In truth, they are frightened by the military.
Rule 17 of the Bombay Golf Course- "You shall play the ball where the monkey drops it,"
I speak fluent Limrick-
the Old Sgt.
TheOtherOne
Posts: 27
Joined: Tue Oct 08, 2013 1:32 am

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by TheOtherOne »

Ya know, we didn't see Leucoisa killed. But, I'm not wondering if she is actually dead, I'm wondering who or what killed her? Was it one of the Keystone Killers sent to do her in, or did a para show up to make sure she, at least, was dead in the end. Maybe didn't have time to get Atsali as well, or was not going to kill the child regardless of orders. Of course, the sheer fact she saw nothing could be why she was spared. Wasn't worth trying to tear into the safe room to get her. Too many loose ends in this whole thing yet.
FreeFlier
Posts: 2493
Joined: Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:33 pm
Location: Land of the webbed feet

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by FreeFlier »

The attackers may not have had time to get to Atsali, especially after Leucoisa apparently jumped them before they were quite ready.

They also may not have enough people to hold off the reaction force and still get into the safe room.

That's the true function of a safe room (or other fortification): hold off the attack until the reaction force (internal or external) takes the attackers from behind. Plus it can be the anvil to the reaction force hammer.

--FreeFlier
User avatar
jwhouk
Posts: 6053
Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:58 am
Location: The Valley of the Sun, Arizona
Contact:

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by jwhouk »

It's also entirely possible that Walter came in with the defense force - and drove them off before they could go after 'Sawi.

Or... 'Sawi wasn't a target.
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
User avatar
scantrontb
Posts: 1000
Joined: Tue Jul 31, 2012 12:44 am

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by scantrontb »

jwhouk wrote:It's also entirely possible that Walter came in with the defense force - and drove them off before they could go after 'Sawi.

Or... 'Sawi wasn't a target.
i'm pretty sure that the agent talking about "the guards at the lab" was meant to be taken as "the guards and Walter were killed by the same type of weapons as were used here" thus implying that no, Walter didn't make it out of the lab like Leucoisa had wanted him to, and that they were both killed by the same shadowy operatives .

my theory is that the "Shadow Government" talked about here, and the "immortal Politicians" from the Calendar Machine arc, are the SAME GROUP of people... the reference to how they are immortal, but CAN BE KILLED (how the Timekeepers got killed off) and the fact that they know about the paranormal society already, are billionaires, and are relatively reclusive, all lends itself to a group of people that while they may hate each other after so long of a life hanging around each other, they will probably stick together to neutralize a threat to themselves... ie, the relative power levels of the various Para's versus them as "mundane" humans with no special powers (other than money)... who just happen to live forever... the few threats to them staying alive were the para's like the Sphinx's and the Fae... both of whom seem to have been reduced as threats due to this Treaty that's been talked about... but like any back-stabbing bunch of "paranoid billionaires" they fear the treaty wasn't enough, so they did illegal/immoral research to create a weapon that would give them the power to wipe out the Fae (and anyone ELSE they deem a target) unfortunately for them, the scientists involved had an "Attack of the Conscience" and decided to NOT follow thru with the weaponization project, therefore they were eliminated because of it... i'm sure that if the MIB hadn't gotten involved/shown up as fast as they did, that Atsali and Pickle would have been kidnapped and the experiments/weaponization project would have continued after suitable staffing replacements. maybe the new team of scientists would have been given the two of them as initial test subjects from "a previous project that showed promise but, because it was oriented in a different direction, this project was started... see what you can do with them, etc..." and they would be starting out cold-turkey with no knowledge of what happened to "the other project" because of the "need to know" basis of the security behind it... and "since you don't NEED to know... you DON'T." therefore there would be none of the sentimental bonding that should dissuade them from continuing the experiments, as they would only be "Test Subject's ABC and XYZ" and not "Atsali, My Daughter" and "Castella, ?My Neice" (i can't think of a good enough relationship to use here, especially when talking about sentient plants, but you get my drift... ) and it would take time before those new staffers would build up the empathy enough to sabotage the new project enough to require "retirement" as well, but by that time, the process would be too far along and the kids would know nothing else BUT that life... kinda like what happened to Kurt Russell's character in the movie "Soldier"...
Don't planto mihi adveho illac
User avatar
Vitrbjorn
Posts: 22
Joined: Thu Apr 02, 2015 5:00 am
Location: Muspelheim/Niflheim

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by Vitrbjorn »

scantrontb wrote:
jwhouk wrote:
my theory is that the "Shadow Government" talked about here, and the "immortal Politicians" from the Calendar Machine arc, are the SAME GROUP of people... the reference to how they are immortal, but CAN BE KILLED (how the Timekeepers got killed off)
Everything can die, saw off the head of one of those immortal politicians and they are dead, end of conversation, set the body on fire and encase the actual head in molten Lucite and arrange on a nice shelf. End of problem.
That which does not kill you but makes you stronger only shows you to a different level of predator.
Be careful lest the gods devour you in your new strength.
User avatar
illiad
Posts: 1509
Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2012 6:33 am

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by illiad »

Vitrbjorn wrote:
scantrontb wrote:
jwhouk wrote:
my theory is that the "Shadow Government" talked about here, and the "immortal Politicians" from the Calendar Machine arc, are the SAME GROUP of people... the reference to how they are immortal, but CAN BE KILLED (how the Timekeepers got killed off)
Everything can die, saw off the head of one of those immortal politicians and they are dead, end of conversation, set the body on fire and encase the actual head in molten Lucite and arrange on a nice shelf. End of problem.
or the whole thing was faked??? bodies killed off, to be replaced with different ones... have you seen the film Zardoz???

Or they are like the jaguar girl - atomize the body, the spirit comes back in a fresh body.... :P
eee
Posts: 849
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:23 am

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by eee »

GlytchMeister wrote:If you want to win a war, don't even think about attacking unless your army has twice as many forces. Twice as many infantry, twice as many tanks, twice as many planes, twice as many ships, twice as many spies, etc.

If you want to be sure of it, make that thrice.

I don't know the actual ratio of paras to norms, but I'd hazard to guess the combative paras would not be able to overwhelm the armies of the world so completely as to keep all of the vulnerable paras safe.
Numerically I would agree the paras are probably greatly out-matched.

But how do you count all the gods who were on Earth when the Barrier was raised (we know Poseidon's around), the Fae and other magic users, and especially the GGG? At the time of Leucoisa's death Bud and Brandi were shut down, but Jin was loose, running the MiB and trying to manipulate things so Monica would be able to finally fix the Calendar Machine. Would all the governments in the world - or any of them - want to get into a war with a being who can only be knocked around by nuclear weapons, not hurt, and who can destroy any city - any continent - with a single punch to the ground? AND who, if things were going to go pear-shaped, would know about it from the 56 cycles she'd lived through, before, and would be ready for it?
FreeFlier
Posts: 2493
Joined: Mon Oct 26, 2015 11:33 pm
Location: Land of the webbed feet

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by FreeFlier »

I thought Poseidon came in through the Library . . .

Devyn also mentions Hades and Jove, but that could be because she goes out to visit, probably through the Library.

--FreeFlier
User avatar
jwhouk
Posts: 6053
Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:58 am
Location: The Valley of the Sun, Arizona
Contact:

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by jwhouk »

Poseidon, Zeus, and Hades* are allowed to come to the Library, but are only allowed to return via the portal whence they came. That is presumed from how Devyn refers to her uncles.


* - Oxford comma FTW.
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
User avatar
AnotherFairportfan
Posts: 6402
Joined: Thu May 01, 2014 2:53 pm

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by AnotherFairportfan »

illiad wrote:Or they are like the jaguar girl - atomize the body, the spirit comes back in a fresh body.... :P
That's not the Jaguar Girl - that's the Phoenix, Monica's third hat.
Proof Positive the world is not flat: If it were, cats would have pushed everything off the edge by now.
eee
Posts: 849
Joined: Wed Sep 05, 2012 11:23 am

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by eee »

Since Devyn threatened the pool flunkie with her uncle Poseidon, I assume he's on Earth and capable of interfering with mortals still. Or maybe he owned the pool.

That she refers to the main male gods are her uncles, though, would suggest - unless this is 'uncles by adoption', as Astali has Aunt Bud and Brandi and Monica etc etc - her mother is one of the original Olympians. Probably Hestia. So we know there ARE still gods on Earth. It would probably be best for humanity not to cross them by attacking their children.
My2Cents
Posts: 504
Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:13 am

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by My2Cents »

Warrl wrote:Acacia, Brandolyn, and Mayahuel don't die, don't age, and cannot be killed, and have the power to be destructive to a degree comparable to a large number of thermonuclear weapons.
In the case of Acacia and Brandolyn that will have to be an extremely large number of large. I estimate that Acacia as more powerful than a supernova (which won’t destroy the adjacent star of a close binary pair, Bud will at that distance, at her minimum setting) if ignoring neutrinos (which are 99% of the output and won’t have any effect on the adjacent star).
While misery loves company, chaos brings along friends.
My2Cents
Posts: 504
Joined: Fri Aug 10, 2012 3:13 am

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by My2Cents »

FreeFlier wrote:As far as Katherine adopting them, I suspect that there was an enormous amount of behind-the-scenes vetting and testing going on even before that scene where Katherine asked Atsali. I just don't see any orphanage - even a mundane orphanage - even allowing Katherine to ask Atsali before they weren't reasonably certain that it would be a good match.

But that wouldn't be shown because who wants to watch someone slog through mountains of paperwork - in quintuplicate! - and tell the shrink all about how this bully in third grade stole her lunch money . . .
Given Kathryn’s status at the time there was a lot “Make this happen. NOW!” involved. With paperwork to follow later, when and if convenient. The fact that Kathryn turned out to be a very good parent for the two paranaturals, after the fact, helps, but the initial adoption process was incredibly fast given Atsali and Calista ages.
While misery loves company, chaos brings along friends.
chicgeek
Posts: 241
Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2012 8:45 pm

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by chicgeek »

GlytchMeister wrote:Shelley is a Titan/Sphinx hybrid. From what I understood, she is as immortal as any Grecian Titan, but she also happens to have wings and a cat butt.
You get a prize for that.
*Hands Glytch a Cat-Ass-Trophy*

*Deposits a bowling trophy in the Pun Jar*
User avatar
jwhouk
Posts: 6053
Joined: Wed Aug 01, 2012 7:58 am
Location: The Valley of the Sun, Arizona
Contact:

Re: Never Be A Weapon 2016-05-27

Post by jwhouk »

(Ahem)

PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT:

Brandilyn "Brandi" Oduya, and Katherine Gilchrist.

Thank you. We now return you to your regularly scheduled postulation...
"Character is what you are in the dark." - D.L. Moody
"You should never run from the voices in your head. That's how you give them power." - Jin
Post Reply