Closed Doorway 2012-09-17

Mark N · Post by **Mark N** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:34 am

Now the final frame is not the least bit ominous here.

Fairportfan · Post by **Fairportfan** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:35 am

No. Of course not.

"What could possibly go worng?"

NOTDilbert · Post by **NOTDilbert** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:36 am

Monica: "But - Hey, wait! You can't just drop a topic you brought up like that! I want to object some more!"

Post by **Dave** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:48 am

Mark N wrote:Now the final frame is not the least bit ominous here.

Perhaps Shelly has been taking lessons from Tina, in the esoteric ritual practice known as "dangling of carrots"?

sonicthunder · Post by **sonicthunder** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:50 am

Perhaps Monica's just getting used to things like this happening behind her back, only to make themselves prevalent a few months down the road.

Monica's internal monologue: "Mental note. Remember the term Jaguar Girl and something about portals. Avoid pointy things and anything Bud suggests until then."

Casey · Post by **Casey** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 1:51 am

Of course you're a super villain. The Crimson Mantis is the greatest super villain ever. That's the twist. Dr. Custard is actually the good guy.

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:01 am

Casey wrote:Of course you're a super villain. The Crimson Mantis is the greatest super villain ever. That's the twist. Dr. Custard is actually the good guy.

So that must be why the Bumbling Bumblebee is so unhappy being her sidekick.

scantrontb · Post by **scantrontb** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:10 am

sonicthunder wrote:Perhaps Monica's just getting used to things like this happening behind her back, only to make themselves prevalent a few months down the road.

Monica's internal monologue: "Mental note. Remember the term Jaguar Girl and something about portals. Avoid pointy things and anything Bud suggests until then."

OOooH! what if what we all thought that what Monica was doing (instinctual self=preservation Poiting) was in reality her getting riddled with bullets for real, but she ended up using her own doorway to bring her self back every time? and part of the process is the healing of the wounds she had on her at the time... kinda like in DnD, when your guy gets resurrected, you end up with one hit point and otherwise in perfect health... she could have "died" multiple times with her willpower alone activating the doorway all unconsciously...

Bathorys Daughter · Post by **Bathorys Daughter** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:13 am

shadowinthelight wrote:
Casey wrote:Of course you're a super villain. The Crimson Mantis is the greatest super villain ever. That's the twist. Dr. Custard is actually the good guy.
So that must be why the Bumbling Bumblebee is so unhappy being her sidekick.

That, and being called Bumbling.

Stigmartyr762 · Post by **Stigmartyr762** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:27 am

Dave wrote:
Mark N wrote:Now the final frame is not the least bit ominous here.
Perhaps Shelly has been taking lessons from Tina, in the esoteric ritual practice known as "dangling of carrots"?

I don't know about dangling carrots. More like hanging one of those giant 16 ton Monty Python weights overhead with the rope ever so slowly starting to fray, would be seem more appropriate.

Jürgen A. Erhard · Post by **Jürgen A. Erhard** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:43 am

Methinks M might not be quite as closed as she (and we) thought she was. As Shelly says "You are your own doorway". Or maybe the emphasis is on "your"?

Opus the Poet · Post by **Opus the Poet** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 2:44 am

shadowinthelight wrote:
Casey wrote:Of course you're a super villain. The Crimson Mantis is the greatest super villain ever. That's the twist. Dr. Custard is actually the good guy.
So that must be why the Bumbling Bumblebee is so unhappy being her sidekick.

The Sarge is going to have to finish this one off...

"... drifting along with the bumbling bumblebee."

^crunch^ depositing a tumbling tumbleweed into the pun vault...

Yamara · Post by **Yamara** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 3:56 am

Stigmartyr762 wrote:
Dave wrote:
Mark N wrote:Now the final frame is not the least bit ominous here.
Perhaps Shelly has been taking lessons from Tina, in the esoteric ritual practice known as "dangling of carrots"?
I don't know about dangling carrots. More like hanging one of those giant 16 ton Monty Python weights overhead with the rope ever so slowly starting to fray, would be seem more appropriate.

Seriously. "Think about it," but "let's not talk about that." That ain't just carrot-dangling, that's chain-yanking and button-pushing. It's a Rube Goldberg machine of apocalyptic interpersonal angst.

Good thing they're on a remote atoll.

Aleister Crow · Post by **Aleister Crow** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:19 am

Of course it's closed, M. Sealed tight. Never to be opened again. Right. Uh-huh. Nothing to worry about at all.

Cue a nagging little Doubt saying ?taht tuoba erus uoy erA

chibichibi01 · Post by **chibichibi01** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 4:58 am

Ooooh. This is going to be fun Looking forward to a great week at this rate!

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 5:18 am

Opus the Poet wrote:The Sarge is going to have to finish this one off...

"... drifting along with the bumbling bumblebee."

^crunch^ depositing a tumbling tumbleweed into the pun vault...

A humble offering...

Bumbling Bumblebee
*sung to "Tumbling Tumbleweeds"

The last hope of mankind
Saving the world in her mind
To my role I am resigned
Following along as the Bumbling Bumblebee

See them tumbling down
Custard cups litter the ground
Until there's no more to be found
Following along as the Bumbling Bumblebee

I know when they are all gone
She'll be moaning until the dawn

Stretched, her shimmering Dacron
Is pressed just to hold on
And I'm dressed like a moron
Following along as the Bumbling Bumblebee

Boxilar · Post by **Boxilar** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 6:37 am

chibichibi01 wrote:Ooooh. This is going to be fun Looking forward to a great week at this rate!

If Paul doesn't drop an interlude on us. Flashback to Shelly and Phix. Or Shelly and Justin. Or Becky is getting Punk Yoga remodeled. The possibilities are endless!

Shelly sure is rocking the enigmatic Sphinx thing for all it's worth. Like grandmother , like granddaughter.

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:23 am

Excellent technique!

1- Touch nerve
2- Change subject
3- Let stew

Atomic batteries to power! Turbines to speed! Stand by for Drama!!!

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 7:47 am

Boxilar wrote:
chibichibi01 wrote:Ooooh. This is going to be fun Looking forward to a great week at this rate!
If Paul doesn't drop an interlude on us. Flashback to Shelly and Phix. Or Shelly and Justin. Or Becky is getting Punk Yoga remodeled. The possibilities are endless!

Shelly sure is rocking the enigmatic Sphinx thing for all it's worth. Like grandmother , like granddaughter.

Wow, Bekka's OCD must be worse than I thought it was. Remodeling someone else's business is whacko...

as363 · Post by **as363** » Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:16 am

What everybody said ... Bzzzz Bzzz Bzzz

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