Busted! 2015-11-23

[Sgt. Howard]

"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...

Your comment made me think of the brandishing skills of the Condor Club's own Carol Doda, who passed away just 3 weeks ago on November 9. A moment of silence, please.

When my daughters were little, we had driven down Broadway past her famous neon sign- Rebekah, then six years old, pointed and squealed
"WONDER WOMAN!"

[lake_wrangler]

Istanbul sounds like a great venue for Wapsi hijinks... The Hagia Sophia could be a Lanthian doohickey in disguise or something...

. A portal door to Somewhere, perhaps?

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Or the Yerebatan Cistern could have something weird and spooky in it...

A bust of Medusa, maybe?

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These are photos from our trip there in 2006... I assume they're still there today...

My thoughts on seeing those two photos:
top one - Wow, the Wardrobe to Narnia sure got some major upgrades!

Bottom photo - The Face Of Bo!

[AnotherFairportfan]

"Displaying' and 'brandishing' are two different issues- but I am not sure I understand what constitutes 'brandishing' a boob...

Your comment made me think of the brandishing skills of the Condor Club's own Carol Doda, who passed away just 3 weeks ago on November 9. A moment of silence, please.

Huh. I thought she had died some time ago.

She has a walk-on in the Monkees' Very Strange Movie, Head - listed on the cast as "Sally Silicone"...

[Gyrrakavian]

Or Derinkuyu, Ankor Wat, or Yonaguni.

Though, Atsali might have to turn sideways to get through any doorways at the first two.

Derinkuyu is certainly a possibility... and you're right, the passages are often claustrophobically narrow. Atsali in her full-sized raptor morph wouldn't be able to get through the doors at all, no matter how she turned.

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Angkor Wat and Yonaguni would be interesting places for a Lanthian-related visit, but not this week. They're in the wrong country for a visit on this particular Thursday.

Is there any reason to avoid Cambodia and Japan this week? I don't really follow the news.

Also, thanks for the spelling catch on "Angkor Wat".

[Dave]

Angkor Wat and Yonaguni would be interesting places for a Lanthian-related visit, but not this week. They're in the wrong country for a visit on this particular Thursday.

Is there any reason to avoid Cambodia and Japan this week? I don't really follow the news.

There's no particular reason to avoid those countries this week.

However, it would be more appropriate for the gang to go to Ankara or Istanbul or Derinkuyu on Thursday.

It's Turkey day, y'know.

(Stuffs some sage advice into the Pun Jar)

[Jabberwonky]

Angkor Wat and Yonaguni would be interesting places for a Lanthian-related visit, but not this week. They're in the wrong country for a visit on this particular Thursday.

Is there any reason to avoid Cambodia and Japan this week? I don't really follow the news.

There's no particular reason to avoid those countries this week.

However, it would be more appropriate for the gang to go to Ankara or Istanbul or Derinkuyu on Thursday.

It's Turkey day, y'know.

(Stuffs some sage advice into the Pun Jar)

Mmm, I love the aroma of sage when I get advice...

[GlytchMeister]

I'm pretty sure making a pun with your payment voids the transaction...

[DinkyInky]

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*

Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.

[Jabberwonky]

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*

Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.

Save the Boobies!

[Warrl]

I'm pretty sure making a pun with your payment voids the transaction...

I was under the impression that pun-jar payments are exempt from the pun-jar rule. (I hope so... otherwise I'm several payments in arrears.)

With this crowd, we need to be careful about infinite loops.

[Julie]

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*

Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.

*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.

[Hansontoons]

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*

Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.

[Gyrrakavian]

Angkor Wat and Yonaguni would be interesting places for a Lanthian-related visit, but not this week. They're in the wrong country for a visit on this particular Thursday.

Is there any reason to avoid Cambodia and Japan this week? I don't really follow the news.

There's no particular reason to avoid those countries this week.

However, it would be more appropriate for the gang to go to Ankara or Istanbul or Derinkuyu on Thursday.

It's Turkey day, y'know.

(Stuffs some sage advice into the Pun Jar)

Wah~wah~wah~waaaaah


Right, forgot about that when asking.

[TazManiac]

...
*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.

And then there is the corresponding avoidance of knocking one's male-self into the dusty dirt;

'Don't Tread on Me'...

[DinkyInky]

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*

Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.

*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.

*marches to the beat of a very different drummer*
Let's go!

[TazManiac]

PS- I had meant to make mention of this earlier, but seem to have forgotten;

Notice Atsali's bemused suffrage of the Big Busty Hug that is inevitable given the impulsive nature of Lil' D's emotive excitement.

Juuuuust kinda wait'n for it to be over, aaaany second now...

[oldmanmickey]

They will have to be registered, as they are clearly too dangerous. This will require a new jurisdiction of the BATF&E- they will now be known as the BATFE&K (Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, Explosives and Knockers). Once you get past a 'D' cup, there is a mandatory registration tax consummate to the mass of the mammeries. Past a 'G' cup, you will be required to have a slow impact bumper in front of the hooters to prevent black eyes in short individuals. 'J' cups will be outlawed in some states, others will require a 'Class III registration' to own and it is non-transferrable.

I am currently applying as an inspector...

*smacks you with a pair of frozen mackerel*

Cut that out. I already can't afford them as is.

*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.

Sits down with popcorn to watch the parade.

[Catawampus]

I get the feeling this will be a short week being as it's thanksgiving... It's entirely possible we'll get today Tuesday and Wednesday, then possibly nothing till the following Monday... As much as it pains US, Paul is entitled to his holidays too.

Or else tomorrow we'll all find that the website is down, representing Devyn's peculiar reality-warping powers having gone out of control in her panic and breaking the universe.

Mmm, I love the aroma of sage when I get advice...

I wonder what Justin would have to say about that.

*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.

I hear that it can indeed be quite taxing to haul those things around all day.

[TazManiac]

I hear that it can indeed be quite taxing to haul those things around all day.

<insert 'Happy to Help share the Load' or other seemingly witty reply>

[DinkyInky]

...
*hands Dinky a "No taxation without representation" sign* Join the fight! I'll carry the "I'll register mine if you'll register yours" sign.

And then there is the corresponding avoidance of knocking one's male-self into the dusty dirt;

'Don't Tread on Me'...

Not an issue if you've chosen well.