All Aboard 2015-05-19

AmriloJim · Post by **AmriloJim** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:14 am

LINK

Castela's still on cloud 9....

Opus the Poet · Post by **Opus the Poet** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:24 am

Poor Atsali, she's so self-conscious about her boob-wobble! I bet she could make a fortune modeling for Gainax

DilyV · Post by **DilyV** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:26 am

Oooooh yeah... This is gonna be good....

Post by **Dave** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:30 am

Yeah. If anyone objects... well, to quote Mr. T, "I pity da fool!" as Atsali certainly has all of the A-team players going along.

I do wonder whether it might have been strategically better for her to wear her usual swimsuit, though, since its very modesty would have made the complainer's hypocrisy all the more evident.

Oh, well... Jin has 80k years or so worth of practice at being a political manipulator, so I'm sure she has something good planned, armed, and ready to aim and fire!

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:39 am

I wonder what material Jin's suit is made of to be so shiny. Latex would probably not be good for swimming and even worse for sunbathing.

Mark N · Post by **Mark N** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:40 am

Dave wrote:I do wonder whether it might have been strategically better for her to wear her usual swimsuit, though, since its very modesty would have made the complainer's hypocrisy all the more evident.

Not really, the point is that others were wearing suits like that with their parts hanging out but she was the one nailed as too provocative in the least showy suit. This is a war of "What is good for one is good for all so shut your bigoted mouth" (I know I am making an assumption about this but what the hell). Add to it that she is with 3 of the most dangerous beings in the human spectrum and fireworks will launch.

GlytchMeister · Post by **GlytchMeister** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:47 am

I dare the Prude to say "You and what army?"

I'll even go so far as to double-dog-dare them.

(I am suddenly reminded of this exchange between Loki and Tony Stark:
L: I have an army!
T: We have a HULK.
)

Atomic · Post by **Atomic** » Tue May 19, 2015 12:56 am

At least it wasn't a wicked weasel type suit! Instead, it's a reasonable triangle top (considering what it has to cover/carry) and a briefs type bottom. Not a thong in sight!

shadowinthelight - Certain black/dark color spandex type suits are naturally very shiny even dry. Shapely, shape forming, and form following -- the best of several requirements.

kingklash · Post by **kingklash** » Tue May 19, 2015 1:00 am

I'm guessing Castela has a Water Lily mode.

Jabberwonky · Post by **Jabberwonky** » Tue May 19, 2015 1:12 am

kingklash wrote:I'm guessing Castela has a Water Lily mode.

Does Grandma know about this?

Sgt. Howard · Post by **Sgt. Howard** » Tue May 19, 2015 1:51 am

Bravo Base this is Bravo Charley- rear eschelon movement is detected- BIG GUNS, I say again, BIG GUNS are moving into battery position with small arms support. THIS IS NOT A DIVERSION! THIS IS A FULL ASSAULT! MAJOR PLAYERS ARE PRESENT AND PREPARING TO ENGAGE... target not yet in sight- high speed cameras with telephoto are now employed, full documentation expected. Limrick machine is prepared in seperate bunker in case it explodes. WE ARE ACHIEVING CRITICAL MASS- do you copy?- over

FREEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZPOPOPOPOP arley is is avo ase- e opy oud an ear. ending e-enorcents as re-ested- over

NEGATIVE!NEGATIVE- RE-ENFORCEMENTS WILL ARRIVE AT OR AFTER H-HOUR! TOO DANGEROUS- I will withstand alone. Over and out

Our favorite team of cool lasses
are scantilly covering their asses
And their boobs in this game
are treated the same
so they all become 'critical masses'!

While 'eye candy' to every dude,
they mean to cross wits with a prude
that'll surly be bested
(I bet she's flat chested)
for being uncommonly rude

so everyone's in for a smile
in ever a short little while
when powers so cool
invade the said pool
with a wound-up excitable child

and here I will bring to a close
this rediculous fragment of prose
while girls wobble and wiggle
and Castella giggles....

... what happens next, nobody Knows...
...except Paul...

stjen · Post by **stjen** » Tue May 19, 2015 1:56 am

Now, they could have said: "Let's make like a goalie and get the puck out of here".
Or they could have said: "Let's make like a teamster and get the truck out of here".
Or they could have said: "Let's make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here".
But in this case, they should have said "Let's make like a tree and leaf"
(to say otherwise doesn't make sense...)

DilyV · Post by **DilyV** » Tue May 19, 2015 2:09 am

Jabberwonky wrote:
kingklash wrote:I'm guessing Castela has a Water Lily mode.
Does Grandma know about this?

DilyV · Post by **DilyV** » Tue May 19, 2015 2:12 am

stjen wrote:Now, they could have said: "Let's make like a goalie and get the puck out of here".
Or they could have said: "Let's make like a teamster and get the truck out of here".
Or they could have said: "Let's make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here".
But in this case, they should have said "Let's make like a tree and leaf"
(to say otherwise doesn't make sense...)

No... I think this was intentional... Bud has a habit of mixing metaphors... whether deliberately or by accident I'm not sure...

illiad · Post by **illiad** » Tue May 19, 2015 2:33 am

shadowinthelight wrote:I wonder what material Jin's suit is made of to be so shiny. Latex would probably not be good for swimming and even worse for sunbathing.

swim???? WTH would they do that???? and I got the quote! BTF2

shadowinthelight · Post by **shadowinthelight** » Tue May 19, 2015 2:34 am

DilyV wrote:
stjen wrote:Now, they could have said: "Let's make like a goalie and get the puck out of here".
Or they could have said: "Let's make like a teamster and get the truck out of here".
Or they could have said: "Let's make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here".
But in this case, they should have said "Let's make like a tree and leaf"
(to say otherwise doesn't make sense...)
No... I think this was intentional... Bud has a habit of mixing metaphors... whether deliberately or by accident I'm not sure...

Maybe Bud is a fan of Back to the Future.

jeffepp · Post by **jeffepp** » Tue May 19, 2015 2:41 am

DilyV wrote: I'm surprised Gramma Lily (Scantily clad here: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/call-it-even/ ) and Aunt Suzi (mucho cleavage here: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/be-okay-2/ ) haven't been invited as well... aw heck, throw an invite to Phix, Shelly and Tina too!

Monica: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/monica-die ... e-sandbar/
Mama Kath: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/pinup-katherine/ and here: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/aunt-tina/
Phix: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/have-a-drink/
Shelly: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/sproing/
Tina!!!: http://wapsisquare.com/comic/not-going/

Who said they aren't? I have a sneaking suspicion that miss "She cannot be pettier, er, prettier than me" will find out that Atsali will have a lot of VIP aunties pop out of the wood work. And, why, look, it's Jet, famous super model (retired?), come to meet her "friend" Monica's "niece", as a potential future model, appearing as if by magic, at just the right moment.

DNTMEE · Post by **DNTMEE** » Tue May 19, 2015 2:54 am

stjen wrote:Now, they could have said: "Let's make like a goalie and get the puck out of here".
Or they could have said: "Let's make like a teamster and get the truck out of here".
Or they could have said: "Let's make like a shepherd and get the flock out of here".
But in this case, they should have said "Let's make like a tree and leaf"
(to say otherwise doesn't make sense...)

Of course it doesn't make sense, that's the joke. I'm pretty sure Jin knows the actual phrase. Which we all know is actually "Let's make like a tree and have a milkshake."

TazManiac · Post by **TazManiac** » Tue May 19, 2015 3:01 am

This thread is so full of nom nom nom...

(Thank you esp, DilyV)

oldmanmickey · Post by **oldmanmickey** » Tue May 19, 2015 3:20 am

Thats probably the Alpha team escorting with Bravo, Charlie and Delta already in place at the pool. I mean who doesnt love a day at the pool. Except maybe a certain prude.

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