Did You Hear That 2015-01-07

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Re: Did You Hear That 2015-01-07

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Sgt. Howard wrote:WARNING!!! The Surgeon Generals' Office has proven that ANY attempt of a mature (relatively speaking) male to understand the THOUGHT PROCESS of a TEEN-AGED FEMALE can result in PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE!!!
the Old Sgt.
Excuse me good sir, you seem to have some excess words in there. The term teen-age is a totally unnecessary limitation not supported by observation. It suggests that once a female passes the teenaged years they can be understood. I have seen nothing to this point that would support that hypothesis. Can you please direct me to the results or other evidence that lead you to draw this conclusion?
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Re: Did You Hear That 2015-01-07

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oldmanmickey wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:WARNING!!! The Surgeon Generals' Office has proven that ANY attempt of a mature (relatively speaking) male to understand the THOUGHT PROCESS of a TEEN-AGED FEMALE can result in PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE!!!
the Old Sgt.
Excuse me good sir, you seem to have some excess words in there. The term teen-age is a totally unnecessary limitation not supported by observation. It suggests that once a female passes the teenaged years they can be understood. I have seen nothing to this point that would support that hypothesis. Can you please direct me to the results or other evidence that lead you to draw this conclusion?
While not scientific in nature, there is the fact that SWMBO (She Who Must Be Obeyed) might peruse these commentaries and I prefer a diplomatic "out"... while the qualifications seem narrow, the assessment is still quite true. I simply refuse (at this time) to broaden the parameters.
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Re: Did You Hear That 2015-01-07

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A CINCHouse, i understand.
Dear, don’t bore him with trivia or burden him with your past mistakes. The happiest way to deal with a man is never to tell him anything he does not need to know. L. Long
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oldmanmickey wrote:
Sgt. Howard wrote:WARNING!!! The Surgeon Generals' Office has proven that ANY attempt of a mature (relatively speaking) male to understand the THOUGHT PROCESS of a TEEN-AGED FEMALE can result in PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE!!!
the Old Sgt.
Excuse me good sir, you seem to have some excess words in there. The term teen-age is a totally unnecessary limitation not supported by observation. It suggests that once a female passes the teenaged years they can be understood. I have seen nothing to this point that would support that hypothesis. Can you please direct me to the results or other evidence that lead you to draw this conclusion?
sorry, but you also forgot the female maxim....
ANY attempt of a male to understand the 'rules' of a ANY FEMALE merely results in them totally *changing* all the rules... :/ :(
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