Mummy Girl 2014-03-13

[Fairportfan]

Paul wins the Internet!

We must bear in mind that those are not (yet) two shiners...

[nerf-dweller]

Well speak of the devil...er, mummy girl.

I think is doing excellent impersonation of a newspaper..black and blur and red all over.

[Yamara]

Who's yer mummy?

[Opus the Poet]

And Bia shows up right on cue...

[Fairportfan]

Totally-Wigged-Out-Jin is cute.

[DilyV]

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!

Too friggin funny!!! I've missed Jin!!!!

Loved Monica's expression in the last panel!

[Dave]

Paul wins the Internet!

We must bear in mind that those are not (yet) two shiners...

[Emily Litella]

So, what's all this I hear, about Bia having had two Shriners?

Isn't it bad enough that she's been trying to breed with sphinxes?

We know that she's been getting involved with some odd fellows, but this is going too far. Followers of Διόνυσος... really, she ought to know better.

Just whose kids are those Shriners? Becky and Amanda?

If she's trying to build a whole new social structure shouldn't she have stuck with Masons?

I just don't know what this younger generation of Titans are getting up to. Κρόνος and Πάλλας would never have approved that sort of thing, I tell you.

[/Emily Litella]

[Siarles]

ROTFLMAOPIMP!!!!!!

"Rolling on the floor, laughing my a** off... peeing in my pants"? Can't say I've ever seen those last 4 letters before.

Also I'm glad Jin is back. She's so cute now that she's sane.

[My2Cents]

That was one **** of a body slam Connie did on Bia.

Or maybe she just put planted her in Bud's hole.

[shadowinthelight]

Whatch out, Jin. She's coming to getcha!

"Rolling on the floor, laughing my a** off... peeing in my pants"? Can't say I've ever seen those last 4 letters before.

Why the hell not, it works.

[Timotheus]

The moment I read "creepy little mummy girl" I knew exactly what the rest of the panels were going to be like. Well, maybe not exactly but the general story line.

[Fairportfan]

The moment I read "creepy little mummy girl" I knew exactly what the rest of the panels were going to be like. Well, maybe not exactly but the general story line.

Ditto.

But it was much much much funnier than what i imagined.

[Sidhekin]

"Oh, the moaning creepy girl? That's Shelly's mummy."

("Or did you mean the shivering creepy girl? That's Shelly's companion.")

[zachariah]

Instead of Bia going AAUUUUGH, it should have been the whimper, "mummy". That would have really done the trick. As it is the reaction is good.

A badly beaten Bia bemoans bruises beside the beach.

As the Beatles sang, "Speaking words of wisdom, Letter B."

Drops an original copy of the Let It Be album in the jar. It will have to find it's own turntable I ain't gonna give it mine.

[Hansontoons]

Paul wins the Internet!

We must bear in mind that those are not (yet) two shiners...

Perhaps she could find a couple Shiners in the ice chest. Or maybe at this point she'd rather just have a couple handfuls of ice for the really sore spots.

[analyst]

As the Beatles sang, "Speaking words of wisdom, Letter B."

Sesame street already did that. I seem to recall they used the actual version, not the close one in this link, but I couldn't find it. Must have had some copy-write issues.

[zachariah]

As the Beatles sang, "Speaking words of wisdom, Letter B."

Sesame street already did that. I seem to recall they used the actual version, not the close one in this link, but I couldn't find it. Must have had some copy-write issues.

There is no rule that any of our mind-numbing word play has to be original. Oldie but goodies are always reused when the time is right. We often do break into original ones but often we don't. It was actually cookie monster who sang it. I remember as my 3 year old just would not stop singing the refrain afterwards.

[AmriloJim]

[Emily Litella]So, what's all this I hear, about Bia having had two Shriners?[/Emily Litella]

Two Shriners, three Elk, a Moose lodge and at least one Odd Fellow.

[kingklash]

And she hasn't seen Miss Huggsy McTipsysnakes yet.

[Boxilar]

And she hasn't seen Miss Huggsy McTipsysnakes yet.

Jin already got squished by Miss Euryale just after she and Monica went island hunting, so she's familiar with Gorgon hugging habits.