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Get This Sorted 2013-10-9
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Re: Get This Sorted 2013-10-9
Not even duct tape can fix stupid. But it can muffle the noise.
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Peace through superior firepower - ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.
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mike weber
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Peace through superior firepower - ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.
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mike weber
Re: Get This Sorted 2013-10-9
No plan ever survives first contact.
A pretty parade formation doesn't account for much when the shooting starts.
Patton once said, "After the war I'll remove my insignia and my wrist watch but keep my short coat so they can all kiss my ass." (He was referring to Ike and the higher command.)
A pretty parade formation doesn't account for much when the shooting starts.
Patton once said, "After the war I'll remove my insignia and my wrist watch but keep my short coat so they can all kiss my ass." (He was referring to Ike and the higher command.)
You know that light at the end of the tunnel?
Yeah... it's a bullet. Sorry.
Yeah... it's a bullet. Sorry.
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Re: Get This Sorted 2013-10-9
...and, of course the ultimate maxim anyone in any walk of life should remember:
"Never ascribe to enemy action that which may be adequately explained by stupidity."
According to my brother, Napoleon said that.
"Never ascribe to enemy action that which may be adequately explained by stupidity."
According to my brother, Napoleon said that.
Not even duct tape can fix stupid. But it can muffle the noise.
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Peace through superior firepower - ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.
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mike weber
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Peace through superior firepower - ain't nothin' more peaceful than a dead troublemaker.
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mike weber
Re: Get This Sorted 2013-10-9
If everything is going according to plan, you're heading into a trap.
If I Knew What I Was Doing I'd Be Dangerous.
Nov shmoz ka pop?
Nov shmoz ka pop?
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- Aleister Crow
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Re: Get This Sorted 2013-10-9
The longer everything goes according to plan, the bigger the impending disaster.Timotheus wrote:If everything is going according to plan, you're heading into a trap.
Whoever coined the phrase "more fun than a barrel of monkeys" obviously never spent an afternoon cramming the little buggers into one.
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Re: Get This Sorted 2013-10-9
Well, I heard it was "malice" rather than "enemy action." Then I stumbled across a very important corollary:Fairportfan wrote:...and, of course the ultimate maxim anyone in any walk of life should remember:
"Never ascribe to enemy action that which may be adequately explained by stupidity."
According to my brother, Napoleon said that.
"Never attribute to stupidity what can adequately be explained by your own ignorance."
I've been a much happier, calmer man since then.
Re: Get This Sorted 2013-10-9
Once is happenstance, twice, coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
Don't let other peoples limitations become your constraints!
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