Help Or Break 2013-06-24

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Help Or Break 2013-06-24

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Pratt wrote:Was I just involved in helping the director of MIB, or did I just break her?
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Ummm ... "...contamination from..."
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This is even more fun than Tina's Nudgectomy.
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That's one hell of an anti-virus program.
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If Suzi clutches any tighter, Lily's gonna pop ... out.
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Hey Brandi? You have kind of a vengeful spirit being dragged out of you, there. Just thought you might want to know.
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anyone else getting the feeling this is going to well?
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dex drako wrote:anyone else getting the feeling this is going to well?
Chessmasters usually have contingency plans, yes.

Though if your expertise is in misdirection, seduction and subversion... you really don't want that curtain to get yanked back.



Nice touch that Bud is the one who looks most at peace.
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Now, how much would you expect to pay for such a powerful ectoplasmic vacuum in your local store?

Don't answer yet! Because you'll also get a spare high-capacity Spider Crystal ghost storage canister! Now, how mch would you pay?

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I take a previous thread's comment back. This is as spectacular as GaoGaiGar's Hammer Hell/Hammer Heaven finisher. Hikare Ni Nare!
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Hmmmm... help or break...

Well, let's see...

Brandi is in the nursery, Lanthian priests break in and act out. Brandi tries to stop them and swings a pole. Priest picks up a baby and uses it as a shield. Brandi is so grief stricken at the death of the baby she stops fighting. Brandi is broken.

Brandi makes a deal with the Nu Gui to wreak her revenge on the lanthians without her true self knowing about it because she is too easy going and wouldn't hurt a fly. Brandi is partially fixed, but still semi broken.

Bud exorcises the Nu Gui, sending it to hell in a star gate. Brandi, free of the influence of the Nu Gui realizes that she is responsible for the wiping out of pretty much an entire civilization. If one baby broke Brandi... can you imagine the guilt trip the entire Ethetian civilization is going to send her on? I think Brandi will be broken worse than before

I think this is more a case of damned if you do and damned if you don't... I think Brandi might be in for some Tepoz time and a lot of alcohol to help her forget...
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Dave wrote:Now, how much would you expect to pay for such a powerful ectoplasmic vacuum in your local store?

Don't answer yet! Because you'll also get a spare high-capacity Spider Crystal ghost storage canister! Now, how mch would you pay?

But there's even more! Your system comes equipped with an automatic succubus sanitation program, top-quality mnemonic restoration spray to refresh those tired memories, and the professional light-show option to entertain your guests while you clean!

Don't miss this opportunity! Call to order within the next five minutes, and we'll poit it to your home, absolutely free! Operators are standing by now!
There's only three minutes left!!!!! You didn't add the number to call!!!!!
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shadowinthelight wrote:
Pratt wrote:Was I just involved in helping the director of MIB, or did I just break her?
Yes.
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DilyV wrote:
Dave wrote:Now, how much would you expect to pay for such a powerful ectoplasmic vacuum in your local store?

Don't answer yet! Because you'll also get a spare high-capacity Spider Crystal ghost storage canister! Now, how mch would you pay?

But there's even more! Your system comes equipped with an automatic succubus sanitation program, top-quality mnemonic restoration spray to refresh those tired memories, and the professional light-show option to entertain your guests while you clean!

Don't miss this opportunity! Call to order within the next five minutes, and we'll poit it to your home, absolutely free! Operators are standing by now!
There's only three minutes left!!!!! You didn't add the number to call!!!!!
Who you gonna call?

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DilyV wrote: I think Brandi will be broken worse than before

I think this is more a case of damned if you do and damned if you don't... I think Brandi might be in for some Tepoz time and a lot of alcohol to help her forget...
I can't predict the form of it, but yeah... Brandi is likely to need some serious healing. Hell of a price coming due, very soon now.

I have a feeling that she may not even have realized that the Nu Gui would seek vengance on the Lanthans, at the time she made The Deal... she may have let the ghost in, mostly out of remorse for having killed the child, and ended up being manipulated just like everyone else.

If so, Suzi and Lily are not the only ones to have gotten themselves in badly over their heads.
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DilyV wrote:
Dave wrote:Now, how much would you expect to pay for such a powerful ectoplasmic vacuum in your local store?

Don't answer yet! Because you'll also get a spare high-capacity Spider Crystal ghost storage canister! Now, how mch would you pay?

But there's even more! Your system comes equipped with an automatic succubus sanitation program, top-quality mnemonic restoration spray to refresh those tired memories, and the professional light-show option to entertain your guests while you clean!

Don't miss this opportunity! Call to order within the next five minutes, and we'll poit it to your home, absolutely free! Operators are standing by now!
There's only three minutes left!!!!! You didn't add the number to call!!!!!
AND, he didn't say how many "easy" payments of 99.99.99 we'd have to make...

Oops... I guess that should be "easy" payments of $99.99... We're not talking about a "bucket-o-nothing", here...
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lake_wrangler wrote:
DilyV wrote:
Dave wrote:Now, how much would you expect to pay for such a powerful ectoplasmic vacuum in your local store?

Don't answer yet! Because you'll also get a spare high-capacity Spider Crystal ghost storage canister! Now, how mch would you pay?

But there's even more! Your system comes equipped with an automatic succubus sanitation program, top-quality mnemonic restoration spray to refresh those tired memories, and the professional light-show option to entertain your guests while you clean!

Don't miss this opportunity! Call to order within the next five minutes, and we'll poit it to your home, absolutely free! Operators are standing by now!
There's only three minutes left!!!!! You didn't add the number to call!!!!!
AND, he didn't say how many "easy" payments of 99.99.99 we'd have to make...

Oops... I guess that should be "easy" payments of $99.99... We're not talking about a "bucket-o-nothing", here...
BUT... does it make Julienne fries??... if it DOES, then that's cheap at twice the price! if it doesn't, let I'm glad that the supplies are limited...
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Okay, the tappers are changed out, fresh coffee made, new batch of popcorn up, and all the end of date code goods removed from the shelf. Now what have I missed in the story. Something about a deep fryer? (They had one at the salvage warehouse but they're more trouble than they're worth.)
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Sidhekin wrote:
Who you gonna call?

(Come on, you know this!)
Oh no you don't!
scantrontb wrote:
BUT... does it make Julienne fries??... if it DOES, then that's cheap at twice the price! if it doesn't, let I'm glad that the supplies are limited...
Well it had better slice and dice as well at that price...and will they throw in a complimentary tomato twaddler?
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txmystic wrote: Well it had better slice and dice as well at that price...and will they throw in a complimentary tomato twaddler?
MMMMMMMM, twaddled tomatos...drool
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