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shadowinthelight wrote:

txmystic wrote:@Julie Whiskey and Ginger Ale is a very nice go-to for those who find the raw flavor of whiskey a bit harsh to the palate (like myself). Mine has always been Seagram's 7 with 7-up (7&7).

So, if you pair that with a Taco Bell 7 Layer Burrito, would you call that the Jackpot Combo (7-7-7)?

Followed by 7 hours in the toilet.

Mark N wrote:

shadowinthelight wrote:

txmystic wrote:@Julie Whiskey and Ginger Ale is a very nice go-to for those who find the raw flavor of whiskey a bit harsh to the palate (like myself). Mine has always been Seagram's 7 with 7-up (7&7).

So, if you pair that with a Taco Bell 7 Layer Burrito, would you call that the Jackpot Combo (7-7-7)?

Followed by 7 hours in the toilet.

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Oh, gods!

My wife just finished telling me about her day up at the San Francisco Zoo, with a friend of ours and his family... and then I see this!!

Jabberwonky, you've just earned your pay for the week, at the very least

Yes, those last few replies have been very full of win...

Jabberwonky wrote:funny-polar-bear-Taco-Bell.jpg

I guess that answers the question "If a polar bear poops in the Arctic, does it make a sound?".

Jabberwonky wrote:

Mark N wrote:

shadowinthelight wrote:So, if you pair that with a Taco Bell 7 Layer Burrito, would you call that the Jackpot Combo (7-7-7)?

Followed by 7 hours in the toilet.

funny-polar-bear-Taco-Bell.jpg

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ROFLMAO. OMG I have to do that the next time my Mother wants to take me out to the casino...her fave drink is a seven seven tall...Well, feed her the chimichanga express at the casino buffet that is...might get her to quit picking on me about certain embarrassing subjects...

shadowinthelight wrote:

Jabberwonky wrote:funny-polar-bear-Taco-Bell.jpg

I guess that answers the question "If a polar bear poops in the Arctic, does it make a sound?".

Only if he gets taco kitty...(nicknamed so after Hoosiers fave orange fatcat...)Taco kitty, paired with that ghostface beer perhaps?

I'm gonna take the high road on beer n' kitties and not say nuthin'...

Jabberwonky wrote:I'm gonna take the high road on beer n' kitties and not say nuthin'...

Only because you are a punny gentleman of the highest caliber...

Hence my interest in ballistic archeology...

Jabberwonky wrote:Hence my interest in ballistic archeology...

*places a reloaders kit in the pun vault*

So, the other day we got a mini snowstorm...only a paltry 12 inches. The @$&#! plow kept scooping up ice and snow and redepositing it back on the bottom foot of my driveway. I am also just getting over a bronchial infection, as is my son. Going outside every other hour until bedtime was not cool, especially getting sprayed with plow crap while shoveling.

As such, I am very sore. I am hoping to trot him off to bed a wee bit early so I can make a lovely fave. Warm up a half shot of Jameson, add a generous dollop of organic clover honey, and a tablespoon of 24 year old ginseng rum. Sweet and smoky and earthy. Then perhaps warm restful sleep without Murphy.

Wish me luck!

DinkyInky wrote: As such, I am very sore. I am hoping to trot him off to bed a wee bit early so I can make a lovely fave. Warm up a half shot of Jameson, add a generous dollop of organic clover honey, and a tablespoon of 24 year old ginseng rum. Sweet and smoky and earthy. Then perhaps warm restful sleep without Murphy.

Sweet in the throat. Then you can have a wonderful evening.

Unfortunately, it didn't end up working out that way. I ended up getting real sick again due to my not being able to recover properly from said infection.

The allergy season is kicking me currently, so I may end up having the honey with a nice tea, and a splash of Jameson nightly to try and prevent the annual "Dinky gets bronchitis from allergies" event. Not sure how well that will work, but at least it will taste lovely, ne?

@Dinky -
Have you tried finding a local beekeeper selling local honey? Honey made from pollen from plants you're allergic too helps pollen allergies; in-store mass-produced honey is usually not local.

Then make yourself some mead - presto! Honey beer that fights allergies.

NOTDilbert wrote:@Dinky -
Have you tried finding a local beekeeper selling local honey? Honey made from pollen from plants you're allergic too helps pollen allergies; in-store mass-produced honey is usually not local.

Then make yourself some mead - presto! Honey beer that fights allergies.

I only use local honey, and wish I had better luck getting bee pollen caps, but not many beekeepers make or sell them anymore. I put the honey into warmed Jameson, does that count?

DinkyInky wrote:

NOTDilbert wrote:@Dinky -
Have you tried finding a local beekeeper selling local honey? Honey made from pollen from plants you're allergic too helps pollen allergies; in-store mass-produced honey is usually not local.

Then make yourself some mead - presto! Honey beer that fights allergies.

I only use local honey, and wish I had better luck getting bee pollen caps, but not many beekeepers make or sell them anymore. I put the honey into warmed Jameson, does that count?

Yup, that counts. Now, if I could just find bees that could make honey out of pet dander, I'd be RICH! And they laughed at me at Bayer! LAUGHED! Soon I will avenge myself on those - er, 'scuse me, it's time for my medication.

NOTDilbert wrote:Now, if I could just find bees that could make honey out of pet dander, I'd be RICH!

Ew.

Jabberwonky wrote:

NOTDilbert wrote:Now, if I could just find bees that could make honey out of pet dander, I'd be RICH!

Ew.

It's not so bad if you don't mind the smell and taste of wet fur...

DinkyInky wrote:

Jabberwonky wrote:

NOTDilbert wrote:Now, if I could just find bees that could make honey out of pet dander, I'd be RICH![/quoteSo
Ew.

It's not so bad if you don't mind the smell and taste of wet fur...

If you use it for a mixed drink you can call it the "Sweet Nudge".

Frangelico Nudge Cocktail
Ameretto Nudge Cocktail
Double Nudge Martini