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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby Mark N » Mon Feb 18, 2013 11:45 pm

shadowinthelight wrote:
txmystic wrote:@Julie Whiskey and Ginger Ale is a very nice go-to for those who find the raw flavor of whiskey a bit harsh to the palate (like myself). Mine has always been Seagram's 7 with 7-up (7&7).

So, if you pair that with a Taco Bell 7 Layer Burrito, would you call that the Jackpot Combo (7-7-7)?


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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby Jabberwonky » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:01 am

Mark N wrote:
shadowinthelight wrote:
txmystic wrote:@Julie Whiskey and Ginger Ale is a very nice go-to for those who find the raw flavor of whiskey a bit harsh to the palate (like myself). Mine has always been Seagram's 7 with 7-up (7&7).

So, if you pair that with a Taco Bell 7 Layer Burrito, would you call that the Jackpot Combo (7-7-7)?


Followed by 7 hours in the toilet.


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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby Dave » Tue Feb 19, 2013 12:14 am

Oh, gods! :lol: :lol: :lol:

My wife just finished telling me about her day up at the San Francisco Zoo, with a friend of ours and his family... and then I see this!! :lol:

Jabberwonky, you've just earned your pay for the week, at the very least :!: :!:
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby txmystic » Tue Feb 19, 2013 4:34 am

Yes, those last few replies have been very full of win...
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby shadowinthelight » Tue Feb 19, 2013 5:19 am

Jabberwonky wrote:funny-polar-bear-Taco-Bell.jpg

I guess that answers the question "If a polar bear poops in the Arctic, does it make a sound?".
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby DinkyInky » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:24 am

Jabberwonky wrote:
Mark N wrote:
shadowinthelight wrote:So, if you pair that with a Taco Bell 7 Layer Burrito, would you call that the Jackpot Combo (7-7-7)?


Followed by 7 hours in the toilet.


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Jabberwonky wrote:funny-polar-bear-Taco-Bell.jpg

I guess that answers the question "If a polar bear poops in the Arctic, does it make a sound?".
Only if he gets taco kitty...(nicknamed so after Hoosiers fave orange fatcat...)Taco kitty, paired with that ghostface beer perhaps?
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby Jabberwonky » Tue Feb 19, 2013 8:33 am

I'm gonna take the high road on beer n' kitties and not say nuthin'...
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby DinkyInky » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:47 am

Jabberwonky wrote:I'm gonna take the high road on beer n' kitties and not say nuthin'...
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Only because you are a punny gentleman of the highest caliber...
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Postby Jabberwonky » Tue Feb 19, 2013 9:54 am

Hence my interest in ballistic archeology...
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby DinkyInky » Tue Feb 19, 2013 10:18 am

Jabberwonky wrote:Hence my interest in ballistic archeology...
*places a reloaders kit in the pun vault*
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby DinkyInky » Wed Mar 06, 2013 5:28 pm

So, the other day we got a mini snowstorm...only a paltry 12 inches. The @$&#! plow kept scooping up ice and snow and redepositing it back on the bottom foot of my driveway. I am also just getting over a bronchial infection, as is my son. Going outside every other hour until bedtime was not cool, especially getting sprayed with plow crap while shoveling.

As such, I am very sore. I am hoping to trot him off to bed a wee bit early so I can make a lovely fave. Warm up a half shot of Jameson, add a generous dollop of organic clover honey, and a tablespoon of 24 year old ginseng rum. Sweet and smoky and earthy. Then perhaps warm restful sleep without Murphy.

Wish me luck!
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby johnywilson » Tue Apr 16, 2013 1:37 am

DinkyInky wrote:As such, I am very sore. I am hoping to trot him off to bed a wee bit early so I can make a lovely fave. Warm up a half shot of Jameson, add a generous dollop of organic clover honey, and a tablespoon of 24 year old ginseng rum. Sweet and smoky and earthy. Then perhaps warm restful sleep without Murphy.


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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby DinkyInky » Wed Apr 17, 2013 9:27 am

Unfortunately, it didn't end up working out that way. I ended up getting real sick again due to my not being able to recover properly from said infection.

The allergy season is kicking me currently, so I may end up having the honey with a nice tea, and a splash of Jameson nightly to try and prevent the annual "Dinky gets bronchitis from allergies" event. Not sure how well that will work, but at least it will taste lovely, ne?
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby NOTDilbert » Wed Apr 17, 2013 1:07 pm

@Dinky -
Have you tried finding a local beekeeper selling local honey? Honey made from pollen from plants you're allergic too helps pollen allergies; in-store mass-produced honey is usually not local.

Then make yourself some mead - presto! Honey beer that fights allergies. ;)
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby DinkyInky » Wed Apr 17, 2013 4:37 pm

NOTDilbert wrote:@Dinky -
Have you tried finding a local beekeeper selling local honey? Honey made from pollen from plants you're allergic too helps pollen allergies; in-store mass-produced honey is usually not local.

Then make yourself some mead - presto! Honey beer that fights allergies. ;)
I only use local honey, and wish I had better luck getting bee pollen caps, but not many beekeepers make or sell them anymore. I put the honey into warmed Jameson, does that count?
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby NOTDilbert » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:16 am

DinkyInky wrote:
NOTDilbert wrote:@Dinky -
Have you tried finding a local beekeeper selling local honey? Honey made from pollen from plants you're allergic too helps pollen allergies; in-store mass-produced honey is usually not local.

Then make yourself some mead - presto! Honey beer that fights allergies. ;)
I only use local honey, and wish I had better luck getting bee pollen caps, but not many beekeepers make or sell them anymore. I put the honey into warmed Jameson, does that count?


Yup, that counts. Now, if I could just find bees that could make honey out of pet dander, I'd be RICH! And they laughed at me at Bayer! LAUGHED! Soon I will avenge myself on those - er, 'scuse me, it's time for my medication.
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby Jabberwonky » Thu Apr 18, 2013 1:47 am

NOTDilbert wrote:Now, if I could just find bees that could make honey out of pet dander, I'd be RICH!


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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby DinkyInky » Thu Apr 18, 2013 11:55 am

Jabberwonky wrote:
NOTDilbert wrote:Now, if I could just find bees that could make honey out of pet dander, I'd be RICH!


Ew.
It's not so bad if you don't mind the smell and taste of wet fur... :P
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby shadowinthelight » Thu Apr 18, 2013 7:18 pm

DinkyInky wrote:
Jabberwonky wrote:
NOTDilbert wrote:Now, if I could just find bees that could make honey out of pet dander, I'd be RICH![/quoteSo
Ew.
It's not so bad if you don't mind the smell and taste of wet fur... :P

If you use it for a mixed drink you can call it the "Sweet Nudge". ;)
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Re: What can you do with a bottle of...

Postby Jabberwonky » Thu Apr 18, 2013 9:15 pm

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